• Mama: Get YALL ASS UP AND CLEAN MY DAMN HOUSE
Me and my siblings:
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    • Oof. I remember that feeling. One sibling always did a shitty ass job too.
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    • I hate how parents act like you owe them, when they know what they where getting into having a fucking child.
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    • There's always the one sibling who fucks everything up and does a shitty job cleaning
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    • If your parents say "my house" instead of "our house" or "the house" theyre probably shitty parents
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    • Somehow hearing “we cleaning this whole house today” sounds more stressful
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    • Jeez why is everyone’s parents here so awful. My parents just say “clean this”.... I say “ok” and I fucking do it. Simple as that.
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    • Well my mom's not a bitch so...
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    • Mom who hasn’t worked in 18+ years: GET YO ASSES UP THIS IS MY HOUSE
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    • Its "their" house, till shit needs to be taken care of. Then all of a sudden its "ours" -_-
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    • Sorry your moms were assholes guys
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    • Nah it was usually “clean *THE* damn house”.
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    • y’all remember leaving the house before they seen you
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    • I hate when people say loving your parents is something you have to do. No it isn't, if they dont treat you well than go somewhere that will
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    • Literally why you have kids.... no more cleaning, or yard work. The daily maintenance is now outsourced to the kids.
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    • Ya my family isn't black so no
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    • This type of shit is why i dont talk to my mom. I told her i wouldnt be there for her when i left. Success is the greatest revenge
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    • My mom says "get the hell up and clean this house"
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    • *tsks* man fuck
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    • see, i dont care if i have to clean but only if its my own mess, i refuse to clean something if its the mess of someone else (unless its dishes and my parents made dinner, then its only fair for me to clean up after)
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    • Or when you get 3 hard job, and all they get is the 1 easiest job because they're "yOuNgEr tHaN yOu"
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    • Me when I get up
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    • I hate my brother for this. He’s 12 years older than me so he’s always been a grown ass man with a handle on having responsibilities. Mom would y’all at me for waking up at like 9 which isn’t bad unless it’s compared to my brother who woke up at 6 and has already done his chores.
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    • What a bad mom, talking to her own kids like that.
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    • Literally only me. 2 of them are in prison so it doesn’t matter, 1 of them heavy sleeps so he cannot be woken up even by gods force, and 2 of them are too young. I get the worst jobs.
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    • My mother says can you clean up the house please and she lets me do it over a few days
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    • Being awake before it was coming was the worst 😂
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    • It's even more funny when you had cleaned it the night before and suddenly it's trashed in the morning
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    • I'm 21 about to 22 the 16th, I live with my parents and 2 siblings and they have jobs but I don't so they put everything on me and I do mean everything. I clean the house do all the yard work I run errands for everyone I cook all days of the week except one and I get to hear 1/2
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    • My siblings and I*
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    • My mom wasn’t black. She treated me well instead.
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    • That mama quote gives me chills.
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    • Those days were long and tiring and it smelt like fabuloso and ammonia the whole day
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    • Bruh imagine this your a gen z born in 2006 4 older sisters one born in 04' one born in 01' the other two you never met cause they were your dads you basically grow up with your grandparents and they are the most boomerish boomers of all time and you the youngest boy had to take care of the 1/2
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    • Does anyone still call there mom mama cause I do
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    • I'm gonna say this. I help clean and cook whenever I go to my mother's house because she still has 3 kids to care for(4 sometimes including my stepdad lol). It's not that they're taking advantage of you or anything, they expect you to at least keep the place you live in clean.
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    • My friends mom will tell her and her brothers they can't leave without cleaning. The brothers leave, littlest sister makes more of a mess. Now it's only my friends responsibility to clean and she gets in a butt load of trouble and can't do anything if she doesn't. Her brothers don't do anything.
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    • I’m in a weird situation. I live with my oldest sister and she bosses me around. I clean and I take care of her three kids when I can and she still has the audacity to say I’m lazy. I’m planning on getting a job so I can get out the house and earn money, but she’ll probably demand me to pay rent....
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    • there’s no winning with my mom, there’s always something to complain about
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    • As a parent, my house pre kids was absolutely immaculate. With kids: a disaster. Asking kids to help clean their own mess is not a bad thing.
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    • Happened to us yesterday lmao
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    • Aight I get it but “clean *MY* damn house” was never said. It’s either clean our* or the* damn house.
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    • I mean if you live in the house its everyone's responsibility to maintain it and keep it nice. But theres a difference between responsibility and forcing your kids to do all the work because you are lazy. A delicate balance
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    • It was more like they start turning on the vacuum and music and waking my ass up.
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    • Do people from the north say “y’all”
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    • What sibling? Smfh. They’re all older so it was always me.
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    • And there’s the one sibling that half-asses the cleaning and you’re the one that has to re do whatever they did
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    • Bro literally all I do is lay in bed. Why tf do I gotta clean the whole house
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    • My mom didn’t curse at me
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    • Lot of entitled people in this comment section that don’t want to clean up their own messes and perform basic housekeeping
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    • I get it, it fucking sucks doing chores but apart from basic necessities I give my kids consoles, phones, cars to get where they need to go, I support their after school activities, laptops, a fucking comfortable ass bed for each one. I only ask for good grades, and like 4 chores each. I still get
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    • Raised by white parents gang wya
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    • Cleaning the house as always been a team effort when I lived with my dad
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    • My mom is making me pay 1500 dollars of back pay for insurance for my car because she knows I'm trying to move out and is trying to make me broke so I cant leave
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    • So for all my life I didn’t have a proper father figure. My father and step father were both abusive or let my stepmother abuse me. I got a gf and after a couple of years I moved in with her and her dad accepted me with open arms. He calls me son which I’m still getting used to even after 1/2
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    • Who the hell says my house lol that's mean
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    • "You just gonna sleep all fuckin day" *Phone says 5:30 am*
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    • I don’t get no sleep cause y’all so y’all ain’t get no sleep cause of me
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    • Yall had some shit parents, I always wanted my mom to be happy so I tried my best to keep the house as clean as possible
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    • Hey I'm doing that shit alone rn, she filled it with her crap she buys iff if Facebook and I have to clean everything alone
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    • Just don't do it if it needs done she can do it. Dare her to try to "punish" in retaliation that will end in a beating
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    • Can’t relate my parents respected me
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    • My parents were middle class parents. They’d get me anything I asked for within reason, but I earned it I did everything around the house chores wise. My mom did laundry and cook and my dad worked his balls off. I grew up just fine. Unlike a lot of you entitled pussies
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    • Haha child abuse
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    • Reverse uno
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    • Nah if I pay 100% of everything it's my house tf you think this is if you don't like it you know how to use a door soft as people these days
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    • I'd keep saying no and take the punishments until she stops trying fuck having bad parents I feel bad for you guys
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    • Incoming white boys who can ye at their mom bout whatever they want
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    • Wait u guys have siblings?
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    • Exactly
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    • Ching Chong chi na hi hui nama taka sushi
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    • i feel bad for the people who have shitty parents. if your parents are complete and utter assholes, you are not required to show love to them if they treat you like shit
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    • Im definitely spongebob lol
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    • I’m homer
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    • Mum, brother, and I clean the house about every 3 days. Dust, Vaccum, mop, etc. Its fun though because we put on some jazzy and electro swing tunes. Mum dances, brother is scatting along the tunes, and I wiggle.
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    • Cleaning your house isn’t even hard unless you live in a mansion
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    • I agree that a child should help out around the house, but if the child cleans up after themselves and the parent(s) do nothing, I don’t think the child should have to do anything.
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    • So glad I don’t have to live with a toxic mother ever again.
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    • I used to hear those squeaky ass windows open at the ass crack of dawn from my room and panic because it was cleaning day
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    • Idk bout y’all but my mom is the nicest person ever until we fuck up so just don’t fuck up she’s an actuall fucking mom and what’s crazy is that she’s black she’s the nicest person you’ll ever meat
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    • Yall really upset about having a warm place to live and having to do some chores?
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    • “Hoy no vas a dormir, pendejo” what the fuck mom
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    • I remember I got yelled at for doing the dishes
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    • I hate this only when it's clear that I do pull my own weight. Like, the fuck? I'm not gonna clean your musty ass dishes you don't even take the time to empty into the trash before putting it in the sink.
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    • My dad's the one that would do that. The proceed to *not* help
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    • Aaahhh this reminded me of the time my step dad made me and my step brother set up my own birthday party. Man said "if you dont set the tables and chairs ect, theres no party", the one where none of my friends came and it was only relatives anyway...
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    • No
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    • Whenever I get into an argument with my parents “this is my house don’t be disrespectful”. Cleaning time: “we all live here, it’s our home.
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    • Chores are fine, barking orders like a fucking drill Sargent is not. Also, making kids clean because YOU had a shitty day is also not fine.
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