• malekith:
malekith:
update i just stuck a fork down my
throat and nothing happened its
official im going to be a prostitute
this is the only way to utilize these
update my motherjust walked in on
me trying to shove the remote down
my throat
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    • Sword swallower
      Zatar123 12 may
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    • I don’t have a gag reflex but I pretend to gag sometimes to make my man feel bigger
      NotSoFun 14 may
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    • le quirky tumblr story
      loIxd 12 may
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    • Mom “ why can’t you suck dick like a normal teen”
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    • Dude my gag reflex is so strong that if my toothbrush get to close to my throat when I am scrubbing my tongue I gag until I can’t breathe
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    • How to get rid of your gag reflex:
      Barleyy 14 may
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    • Must be nice, can’t even brush my tongue without gagging
      Smore_Moore a month
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    • I always almost throw up while brushing my tongue in the morning
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    • Malekith is the name of the dark elf from "Thor: The Dark World", so all I can think of is
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    • I’m a guy and don’t have a gag reflex and it annoys to to have talents that don’t appeal to my interests.
      Phocker 14 may
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    • *Update my step brother just appeared from under my bed*
      17buses 14 may
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    • I had an ex like this. Best head ever. But theres a trick to not having a gag reflex for those who want to know. With your left hand squeeze your own thumb. Whilst squeezing, test your gag relfex and you while have none.
      Simba09 15 may
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    • So you know those twizzlers that peel apart? I had one slip down my throat, I too have no gag reflex, so I just tried to like force it back up using my throat, that worked enough for me to grab the tip and pull it up, and when it came out my throat had tied a knot in it.
      moonshdw 14 may
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    • Doesn't seem as bad as when my friends uncle caught his daughter with peanutbutter on her pussy and her dog licking it off. Now that's awkward
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    • That's so disappointing you think you have to be a prostitute, that you have to limit yourself! 😭 you could also become a drug mule just as easy! #DontSwallowUrPrideTooQuick
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    • I found out I don't have a gag reflex when I was eatin one of those like, Red white and blue Popsicles and my brother thought it'd be soooo fuckin funny to slap my hand against my mouth and I literally swallowed the whole thing STICK AND ALL. I cried when I pooped it out cause I thought I would die
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    • Fucking gross, I bet that remote has never been cleaned
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    • My girlfriend bragged to me about not having a gag reflex, then I proceeded to make her gag. It was quite hilarious.
      Erela 14 may
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    • I have a minimal gag reflex, as evidenced by my ability to take a throatfucking for 2 hours straight
      Hoemou 14 may
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    • Having no gag reflex is all fun and games until you actually choke on something and your body doesn’t get the nerve impulses to make you gag so you can cough it up, sources: personal experience
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    • Why is a fork the first thing you stick down there?
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    • I just remembered all you dumbasses saying "I have a 9 inch dick" dont know that girls vaginal are only abt 6-7 inches deep...
      Totut 16 may
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    • And then she said "ah shit, not you too"
      AR3TH0RN 15 may
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    • Mfw none of you retards know that vibrations from your gag feel a whole lot better for the person you are fellating
      Koi_Gang 15 may
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    • I have a serious gag reflex. Brushing my teeth can make me gag.
      BrookIyn 14 may
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    • Tumblr, tumblr, marvel, tumblr, marvel, marvel, tumblr. This app blows now.
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    • Drcool_52 14 may
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    • Gagging makes blowjobs hotter imo
      Billy817 14 may
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    • I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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    • What are you doing stepbro?
      kuener 14 may
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    • god i wish that were me
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    • I told my gf i didn't have a gag reflex and i regretted it. So a few days after i was sucking on her finger to be sexy ya know..... This plain bagel at (total random) shoved her whole dam finger down to her knuckle down my throat then admitted to trying to purposely get me to gag
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    • *mom walks in* *mom walks out*
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    • Fast fast forward to my whole fist up my ass -danny sexbang
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    • Now, is this a man, or a woman?
      SirDog 15 may
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    • Perfect for my dick which is rectangular and has buttons
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    • If I became a female then I would have the records in the history of my school's female 800m, 1600m, and 3200m
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    • Fun fact: 99.99% of all people die in their life time.
      Omega1558 14 may
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    • Accidentally swallows remote dad has to fuck you in the ass to change the channel
      ironllord 14 may
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    • My gag reflex is too strong. Once I accidentally choked on my own toothbrush. 🤷
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    • You ever throw up so much that you can only feel nauseas and not throw up? It’s torture
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    • I am a little sad.. Mines too sensitive 😔
      Cyria 14 may
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    • I have one either, it isn’t that cool. It’s annoying because if your sick u can’t force urself to puke no matter how much u finger ur throat.
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    • Next update? What did mom do?! The suspense is killing me....
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    • Malekith's life really went down the drain after Thor: The Dark World.
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    • The remote? Ew that's gross
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    • Every time I brush my teeth I gag like I’m being tortured and it sucks.
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    • I dont have one either. If I ever get a boyfriend he finna have the best blow job of his life
      Niccole 15 may
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    • I have a pretty bad gag reflex but I’m still practicing cuz that’s the only way you’ll get better
      Kandy523 14 may
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    • And then the porno starts
      blackman7 14 may
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    • Pornstar probably pays more than prostitute
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    • I got a gag reflex. My husband is fucking huge. Really rough giving him bj, but it's pretty fun. I just have to take my time to warm up and work my way down. Still gag, but I'll pause then continue. Just go real slow to start with until your throat gets comfortable enough if you have a gag.
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    • I like to pretend to gag just to give em a lil confidence ya know?
      grungehoe 14 may
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    • James Charles is about to contact this guy
      jhw2675 14 may
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    • Update no one gives a fuck and you’re not funny
      Joe__Cool 14 may
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    • That's one naughty dark elf
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    • Then she show you to open your throat
      5arrow 14 may
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    • Wow that was a wild ride
      Klaus1992 14 may
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    • I don't have one. That's why on those multiple colored popsicles. I reach my fingers holding onto the bottom of the stick
      Atlas683 14 may
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    • My gag reflex is pretty sensitive
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    • I don't have a gag reflex, and on top of that, i can keep things in my throat and still breathe without it coming back up or going down. So I put a hot dog in my throat, kept it there for a few good minutes. Then coughed it up whole on my brother
      m0a3us 14 may
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    • Just squeeze your thumb under your fingers to cut off your gag reflex
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    • Who do you think you got it from
      trex2 14 may
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    • No be a secret agent. You can keep really small tools in your throat and the emeny wont know.
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    • Is your name big Barry?
      SDFirion 14 may
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    • IRL KIRBY.....
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    • The if you stick anything downward curved like a fork or banana down your throat, you can bypass the gag reflex. If an individual actually doesn't have a gag reflex unlucky for them if they start choking on something and die
      kalipczo 14 may
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    • I can’t even brush my tongue without gagging
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    • Protip: flexing your tongue turns off your gag reflex
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    • i saw that on pronhub
      XDcricket 13 may
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    • Ahahwhwh Hillarious
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    • My pp small so it makes me feel good when my girlfriend gags on it.
      Mex_Stang a month
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