• Male redditors of reddit, have you ever
shown your best friend your penis. If so
why?
We were at a party with 30 or so guys and we all took
turns. 2 people walk into the bathroom and smallest
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    • Imagine if the guy with the longest dick went in first and had to see 29 other cocks in one night
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    • Imma assume they took measurements when erect which means they had to give it a lil tuggin while in the bathroom with another bro
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    • My mom : why are you home so early. Me: don’t wanna talk about it
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    • The winner gets to fuck the party hoster's mom. Pretty awkward if youre the host and you have the biggest dick though, but rules are rules
      FBIKronk 19 jun
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    • Of course, Reddit is a circle jerk
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    • Sounds gay
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    • That last dude was packing the GoGoGadgetDickStendo3000.
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    • "Redditors of reddit" 🤡
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    • Dad: wow so I see you threw a party here this weekend. Well son, any ladies I should know about? Me: well a bunch of us were in the bathroom and... Dad: say no more :’) Me:
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    • Soft or hard?
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    • Mine can be a grower or a shower, shit fucking fluctuates
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    • Sounds pretty gay to me
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    • I wouldn’t lose but I wouldn’t win either
      Alonzo273 19 jun
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    • Jokes on you. My dick has a special power. For every dick I see, my dick grows 1 cm. As long as I was first I would have won hands down.
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    • Boot camp showers. You see some shit
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    • Yeah that's fucking gay
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    • Until it's your turn to walk in and theres a girl standing there
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    • I don’t ever wear underwear, old habit from Afghanistan, and when me an a pal of mine were loading rail cars in a rail yard my sweatpants had a catastrophic failure and everyone saw my dick.
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    • Where does the host go if they lose?
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    • My friend said he'd buy me a muffin so I flashed flaccid cock
      Evibes 19 jun
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    • Why am I intrigued by this as a female
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    • 5onathan 19 jun
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    • Hard or soft? Just a girl with questions
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    • Jailhouse 21 jun
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    • As long as I get past the first round then that's all that matters
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    • Y’all grow-ers or show-ers? I’m a grower
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    • Hard or soft
      AJV25 21 jun
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    • I would just say “Keanu Chungus Wholesome 100 everyone liked that cause that’s what heroes do” then they would all start convulsively cumming while jerking each other off and chanting “Fortnite bad! Minecraft good! Instagram bad! Reddit good!” and before you know it, they’re all flaccid and I win
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    • "I'm a grower not a shower" Literally everyone is. That's how dicks work. Yours is just small.
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    • Skrunky 19 jun
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    • I'm hung like a baby... 8 pounds 6 ounces 22 inches
      zerosober 19 jun
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    • Before or after you suck each other off
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    • Reddit moment
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    • My best friend would always let me jerk him off for like 30 seconds, he would rub my dick too and my ass and try to finger me. He also would let me jerk off with his spit while he was next to me. He insist to this day hes not gay or bi. What do yall think?
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    • If you've never seen your best friends penis, are you really friends?
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    • It’s a meme between my entire friend group that my cock is huge so yeah I’ve shown it to them. They didn’t believe me. My girlfriend says it’s like an Arizona can. It’s a thicc boi
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    • Are we talking hard or soft
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    • This is some it's not gay if it's in the bay shit right here. Where the PVT's at.
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    • I've never showed another guy my dick but for some reason 3 of my friends have showed me their cock
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    • So you gain an advantage if you get hard
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    • My pp too small to even have fun with... If I were to whip it out to be funny it would only make my friends incredibly uncomfortable because "holy fuck, they get that small?"
      reart 19 jun
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    • Ferb I know what we're gonna do today
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    • Let’s do it fellas. Post em here and biggest gets top comment.
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    • The guy who thought of this game is secretly gay just fyi
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    • The great thing about this is if everyone respects bro code then it only makes people look bigger and bigger. Goin out in round one to the guy that wins could just mean ur 2nd best and so on I mean you could get fucked an be the first in the chain but that could just mean everyone is huge ya know?
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    • Soft or hard?
      daegskrt 19 jun
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    • Sounds pretty gay to me.
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    • Did- Did you win?
      MandaDawn 20 jun
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    • i’ve shown all my friends my penis and i’ve seen most of theirs, we just got really drunk and someone yells “dick check” and you just whip out ur dick and laugh about it
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    • This is smart— you don’t find out the hierarchy, but you do find the alpha
      WB_Mason 19 jun
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    • This happened I was the winner
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    • Thats extremely gay wth
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    • I'd lose. I'm not a grower or a shower. 1 inch flaccid and maybe 4 to 4.5 on a good day hard. I'd only have to see one other dick that night.
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    • Because I'm gay
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    • I was at a rugby party and my friend unzipped my pants (girls were there too) because I had pulled out a magnum out my pocket for some reason. He looked at my dick and starts saying “whoah Josh has a big dick” and just keeps repeating it like he then saw he had crossed a line... I let him do it
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    • Sounds like " The D Club" to me.
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    • The D Club
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    • Went catfishing, about 7 hours in, no bites yet. I'm 300 feet down river and I see my 2 buddies looking down at the ground with a flashlight. I start walking over thinking they caught something, but I stop to piss. Still see them looking down after the piss. Decide "this'll be funny as hell" (1/2)
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    • Yeah, to assert my dominance as the alpha.
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    • When erect or not cuz im a grower. My dicks a shriveled up worm until i get horny.
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    • We were both soaking fuckin wet in the woods and we were, messing with railroad workers in the rain naked hopping on and off the tracks while they attempted to catch us.... run fatty you can’t catch the white lightning
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    • This legitimately makes me uncomfortable and idk why
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    • Help! I'm still trapped in this bathroom!
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    • I was dating my best friend. So I mean when time comes to fuck you whip your dick out.
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    • That's extremely homosexual
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    • Could we do this with tits
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    • I’ve done it haha
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    • Imagine having the second longest dick in that room only to be put against the guy with the longest schmeat in the first round. Now people wont believe your dick is second longest.
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    • Reyz 19 jun
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    • Playing high school sports and 4 years of football in college, seeing other dudes’ dicks and them seeing mine doesn’t phase me. It’s always weird to me how some people have just never seen other people naked.
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    • So you had to get yourself hard in front of other dudes and stay hard....that's pretty gay
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    • Yeah I fucked my best friend cos she said she was lonely and she knew I was too and said that she wanted to fuck. So we did.
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    • Bernard_ 20 jun
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    • Biggest pp has to see the most pp so big pp guy is the most gay
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    • That sounds fun
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    • Largest one wins... probably the one thats the hardest... who would get hard looking at all their friends junk? I think you just got played by a gay dude
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    • I haven't seen theirs but back in school I was at a party with some acting friends and they wanted confirmation on the rumor about my size and they asked me to show it, eventually I agreed and said those who want to see it head to the bathroom with me. Well like a dozen people followed me in and I
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    • 1000th comment
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    • As a confidence booster have a guy be in the final two with the smallest
      i_am_me2 19 jun
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    • As opposed to the male redditors of tumblr
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    • Couldn't... couldn't everyone just walked in seperate with a ruler in there? I mean... why'd you all have to go dick-to-dick like that?
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    • I was on a wrestling team
      BatShit 19 jun
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    • i once stuck my nuts out through my zipper hole, surrounded them in easter grass amd sent the pic to my brother saying i found his easter eggs
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    • I mean in the military you lose all shame in exchange for efficiency. No one cares about your dick size
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    • What if your a grower, not a shower?
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    • To hold any weight in a true cock contest you’d have to be hard, which begs the question how you all got hard did you just stand around jerking off together beforehand
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    • Still a better game than Fortnite
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    • Flaccid or hard?
      Baggel 20 jun
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    • Me and the boys were all naked in a hot tub. Only knees were touching cuz it was pretty small. It was like the old Roman days
      Donut 20 jun
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    • When your female friends brag to your male friends that you have a "big fucking dick" you kinda gotta prove it...
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    • Haven’t showed it to any of my friends but my friend is a troll so i looked at him when he called me and his entire dick was out balls and everything and it was huge
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    • I wanna do that
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    • Thats fucking funny tho
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