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    • I mean honestly if you’re a teen or Young adult almost on your death bed i honestly don’t think wishing for sex is that bad cause who wants to die a virgin
      oh__ok 15d
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    • Snizzle 15d
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    • But did he get his dick sucked?
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    • That boi said "he want head befor he head out" lel
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    • Finally Make-A-Wish Foundation about to become make a man Foundation
      glw100 15d
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    • “I want some head before I head out”
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    • He smiles as the porn star walks into his room, then his face gets all red when his parents follow in
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    • "I want some head before I head out." What a legend
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    • I read the story and its fake. In the article his Physician says "If she wont do it, she will do it herself" and this dudes name is Anthony Stokes, he died 2015 due to a high speed police pursuit.
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    • Unfortunately this story is fake. Pictured teen made a recovery after getting a heart transplant, and then died 2 years later in 2015 after crashing his stolen vehicle in a police chasw
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    • Can't blame the man. She's a head goddess
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    • Well I guess we know now
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    • This is fake, the kid in the picture died in 2015 after running from the police in an armed robbery. This picture is from two years prior to that when he got a heart transplant. Like so others can see. Plus who tf gonna smash someone with HIV?
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    • “I want some head before I head out” holy shit this mans is a legend
      CT_2367 15d
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    • Did he get the head tho?
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    • FINALLY ONE PERSON DID IT
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    • Did he get it tho?
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    • “Sucked a guy so good he died”
      Ja3v26 15d
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    • So no head? *rips off medical tubes, shit was a lie*
      8 1
    • That’s the only time she can say she sucked the life out of someone and actually meant it
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    • Y'all know this is fake right? That kid died in 2015 and has a different name. And that website is all fake stories
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    • Guy: what’s you lowest moment teanna: I blew a dying kid
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    • I heard she literally sucks your dick if you go up to her and say "I bet you won't suck my dick". Like she's that much of a hoe, but she's hot
      iZach 15d
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    • Where tf did he grow the balls to say this in front of his probably sad parents
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    • They better have made that shit happen
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    • DID THE MAN GET SOME HEAD OR NOT!!!
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    • Afwz 15d
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    • Too bad hes probably a minor and it wouldn't happen, but he can probably go around his school asking using the fact that hes dying and doesnt want to go a virgin to convince someone
      Coupons 15d
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    • many children ask for celebrities all the time, what’s wrong with a porn star? there’s no rule against that, hopefully she says yes. And if she doesn’t do it then i’ll do it myself”, finished Jeffrey’s physician. Also he turns 18 in a few weeks
      pws3rd 15d
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    • Ive suddenly got stage 4 cancer. Where's Sasha Grey at?
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    • That was the same dude that died for a little bit, came back to life, and said god had on Timberlands
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    • The kid was reported to have HIV and Make-A-Wish doesn't do those type of wishes. So this some Fake News
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    • So..... Did she do it?
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    • Guess u can say he is dying to get some head
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    • Are you serious? What a heinous act. I can’t believe someone would stoop so low. How the FUCK you gonna ask for just head and not pussy?
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    • If I was a porn star I’d do it as long as it wasn’t considered statutory rape
      elisa 15d
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    • Imagine his mom’s face when the person asks him “what do you want to do kid?” And he goes “I want some bomb ass head from this pornstar”
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    • I just looked it up and read it. My favorite part is ""And if she doesn’t do it then i’ll do it myself”, finished Jeffrey’s physician."
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    • “I want some head before I head out “
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    • Aight bro ima head out
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    • Sadly it’s fake
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    • "I want some head before I head out"
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    • Think she would do it too tbh. And she gives some insane head for anyone whos has never seen her
      JuliusH 14d
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    • Sad to say the whole story is fake. Also, kid in the pic (Anthony stokes) died in 2015 from hitting a pole during a police chase (armed burglary). This pic was 2 years earlier after a heart transplant.
      6 3
    • Best part about this is his physician said “there should be no problem with it, kids ask for celebrities all the time why not a porn Star? If she doesn’t do it I’ll do it myself”
      6 2
    • Go big or go home. He doesn't have anything to lose now
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    • Why stop at a BJ? I'd be more than willing to pay her for an entire session just to let a nigga nut
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    • That’s the nigga that said God has timbs
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    • *injects self with cancer cells* so... Whatsup kelsi Monroe’s I’m looking for some head
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    • Imagine the head is so good , that black dude got canceled from dying
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    • I’m gonna need an update on this story
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    • Did he get it?
      5 1
    • Did he get head tho
      MicYup 15d
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    • Roses are red, get head and some clout, alright bro I’m boutta head out
      _d4nk 15d
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    • That's this dude from years ago ain't it
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    • I'm almost 20 and a virgin get in line man
      5 2
    • That’s probably illegal of he’s a teen in the US
      Unday 15d
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    • You've got to admit guys, there were quite a few of you going, 'About bloody time somebody asked for some sexual thing for make-a-wish.' Hell, I'm willing to bet there are quite of few of you going, 'Man I wish I could do that.' Stop lying to yourself right now, you know it's true...
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    • *gets head* ight I'm boutta head out
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    • The question is did he obtain it
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    • I have long wondered if this could actually be done as a Make-A-Wish request!
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    • Teeana got that sloppy toppy too
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    • Aint that the same kid that died and saw god wearing timbs
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    • It’s all fake 😂 but still legitimately funny
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    • Makeawish:hey kid want do you want? Black kid: want my dick sucked. Makeawish: black kid: makeawish: ight
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    • I know someone hopefully has already said this but to be in make a wish don't you have to be under 18
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    • I can respect his motives on every level
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    • The real question is did he get it?
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    • That's the teen who died, saw God, revived and then claimed that God was wearing Timberlands and was fresh AF
      Lesp 15d
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    • Even if he is underage, there's a 0% chance he'll sue in 10 years
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    • Holy shit I was just randomly thinking about this earlier today. If an underage make a wish kid asked for sex
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    • "I want some head before I head out". That's fucking gold
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    • ... did he get it?
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    • Aright im bout to head out
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    • Update?
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    • This is a fake article just so you know made by an onion like website
      4 1
    • Honestly who tf wanna go out being a virgin?
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    • Any updates, Make a Wish was like, “uhhhhhhhhh....ssssssure I guess so, we’re just gonna Ned confirmation from Teanna” and she hasn’t yet reaponded
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    • I might just get cancer
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    • Well did she?
      TGIVAN1 15d
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    • I know at least every dude has thought about this once. So I really hope this is real
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    • Well is he gonna get it?
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    • It's fake. Anthony Stokes died in 2015 after he crashed a stolen car into a pole while fleeing from the scene of an attempted burglary in Roswell, Georgia. He had fired at an elderly woman after breaking into her home Less than two years ago, he was given a life-saving heart transplant
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    • Teanna the only trump ill fuck with
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    • God had to give him cancer because hes threatening his spot
      hky43 15d
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    • *gets head* alright bro imma bout to head out
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    • I want someone to do this fr just to see if it works. I mean they’re dying anyway what consequences could there possibly be?
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