• magnusalecs
Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours.
Poetic cimena.
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    • Nah the best thing about Venom was the relationship slowly turning from “hostile parasite and paranoid host” to “buddy cop relationship between two losers”
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    • I really don't understand why so many people disliked the movie, I really enjoyed it
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    • The best part in this movie was the “jump” *quick cuts to the elevator* “pussy”
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    • I don't know why people shit on Venom. I thought it was fantastic.
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    • it was a great movie, not sure why some people hate it
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    • The best part of that movie was when Venom said he was basically the outcast among his race
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    • Weirdly Tom is still hot.
      lilfish74 17 sep
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    • Weird, it’s almost like he’s a normal dude thrown into the situation and he’s not super human. I wonder if the directors intentionally made the creative choice to not have the main character jacked because he is just a normal dude (unlike captain America, Wolverine or Thor for example). Hmmmm crazy
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    • I enjoyed Venom, and Tom Hardy did an amazing job.
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    • Isn’t there a second venom coming
      lxdffn 17 sep
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    • I enjoyed this movie a lot, but it just felt like something was missing from it.
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    • Yo, listen...Tom Hardy is already hot. And the concept of Venom is already potentially really kinky so....
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    • Me coming home shit faced and eating 1/8 of mushrooms at 3am
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    • Tom hardy is one of my favorite actors.. I’m currently watching peaky blinders season 2 and I got sooo hype when he showed up on camera
      Elektro 18 sep
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    • Venom is not a superhero
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    • NOT A TRAP (or is it?) DM ME AND LIKE COMMENT FOR ADMIRAL ACKBAR NUDES!
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    • Here’s the movie btw. No it’s not a fucking rickroll you pussy
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    • "Cimena"
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    • Venom is a better 'anti hero' than deadpool hands down
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    • God i can't fucking wait for Venom 2
      FBIKronk 17 sep
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    • The movie sucked from a critics view, but it was a very enjoyable movie
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    • cimena
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    • Overrated movie. It was toned down to shit as a PG-13 box office. If you want to see what Venom SHOULD HAVE been watch “Upgrade” (2018). Literally the same simple premise; except there’s fighting, gore, and twists in a dope ass future world. Even looks like Tom Hardy
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    • I need to watch this again soon
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    • We need more movies like that, someone that doesnt look anywhere close to a super hero or anything at all becomes one anyways and still looks like shit cause I mean yeah theres a few funny jokes about how hot an actor is here and there 'that is Americas ass' but I'm there for the plot.
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    • Check the pinned video on my profile and you’ll find a hidden secret
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    • I don’t think the movie is as bad as most people say it is. I guess cause I haven’t forgotten Spider-Man 3 venom
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    • Favorite Tom Hardy roll has to be Alfie Solomons.
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    • That's because he's supposed to represent the ego, wow venom is supposed to represent the "shadow". The whole story is quite literally about integrating your Shadow into your personality. Carl Jung would have been very happy to see this movie.
      daaamannn 17 sep
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    • This was and is my fav movie lol
      corne 17 sep
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    • I hope venom 2 is gonna be rated r cuz I need carnage to to just wreck the absolute crap out of everyone
      PushkarA 17 sep
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    • This movie started off slow, but got so good the second half. I hope the second one really shows off the pure fucking evil and unhinged strength of Carnage.
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    • I loved that part too
      Yalloyin 17 sep
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    • That movie is a master piece
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    • I'm surprised I couldn't find anyone mention how Tom Hardy is bane in the Batman Trilogy. Yknow. The super buff villain
      ragessyn 18 sep
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    • Anyone remember when Lady Gaga fans tried to sabotage Venom but Failed?
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    • C I M E N A
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    • Idk Venom lookin thiccc
      Jr_C 18 sep
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    • Idk when I was a kid I thought Venom was so badass like Marvel's version of "Spawn". I enjoyed it but it was a cheesy story with corny lines throughout. If they made it a Logan style film it'd be 10x better.
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    • This movie got needless flak it wasn’t perfect but it was pretty good and the lead actor was a fucking GOAT at his role
      fjrkdjfnd 17 sep
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    • I really wish it would have been rated R. It could have been so much better
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    • I share his opinion. This is legit why I like this movie.
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    • PorkSword 17 sep
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    • Venom is a mediocre mindless movie and I’m tired of pretending it’s not
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    • Cimena
      ibeFunnyy 20 sep
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    • Tom Hardy has done stuff like this ever since (I think) a film journalist said he couldn't act so he used his physique and face to land roles, basically. Like in Mad Max his face is covered most of the time, in the Revanent he's fucking unrecognizable, and you never see his face in Dunkirk
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    • The problem I had with Venom 2018 is that it was PG-13. Anyways, here's a Liam Neeson movie clip where he's the superhero
      LexxsH 18 sep
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    • Good movie. Had its ups and downs but I'd see a sequel
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    • Venom wasn’t a good movie
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    • I love that movie. Shits lit
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    • Well maybe because venom isn’t a hero
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    • I'll give it a 6/10 it's not bad but it was very lacking in characters the only good characters are really tom hardy, venom, and carnage and action could of been a tiny bit better but it's still a good movie
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    • I'm gonna get a ton of hate but I honestly don't understand why people live this movie. I thought it was horrible.
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    • Well yeah if you had a massive black dude inside you and you were being forced to fucking run around half a goddamn city then I’m sure at the very least you’d look like the kids breaking out of Kevin spacey’s basement
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    • Tom played Eddie Brock so fucking well.
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    • It's about damn time! No half-naked hero, showing off the kind of muscles that require weeks of dehydration to show off, a gritty, realistic charactrr
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    • I still wanna see the original intended, Rated R cut where it was meant to be a body horror/corruption story and less of a dark buddy cop...
      DatTop 17 sep
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    • Venom by far is one of the best non Disney marvel movies out there.
      Wheyan 17 sep
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    • Was it a good movie? No. But I loved it, and it was super fun
      _Gecko_ 17 sep
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    • Hey I've seen this before
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    • Most realistic superhuman there is
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    • SteamGame 17 sep
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    • You spelled cinema wrong
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    • I hated his stupid little voice
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    • Its because the movie is garbage
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    • The movie was good but there were just a lot of plot holes in the writing that I noticed on the first watch.
      FiireLion 21 sep
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    • He looks like a turd... in the wind
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    • He's not a superhero in the movie you twit
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    • No one's mentioning She-Venom... good...
      DoomGuy__ 20 sep
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    • I love this movie so much, and I NEED them to just bite the bullet and full send it rated R18. Deadpool is a great example, and it should follow suit for humor and just anti villain vulgar-ness
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    • Best part about that is that Tom Hardy is in great shape and they still didnt show it off
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    • Yup, good movie, not a fergit so didn't even notice this
      DNJONX 20 sep
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    • The best thing about this movie was its contribution to clickbait culture trying to find some great meaning in it
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    • Venom was garbage wtf are you talking about
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    • “I have a parasite”
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    • Cant wait for Venom 2. Cletus Kassidy is Woody fucking Harrelson
      Arksys1 20 sep
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    • That's because we all know Tom Hardy is jacked, we don't need the redundancy of a shirtless scene
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    • Venom was really bad
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    • Cimena
      sploonter 20 sep
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    • Fuckin pretentious snob. PoEtIc CiNeMa. Oh wow you're so refined. Bet all the actors love when you follow them on IG
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    • Lol, I watched this movie a few days ago. I freaking love it.
      Cloak 20 sep
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    • Cimena
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    • Tom Hardy is good actingor
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    • Anyone wanna send me cock pics? I’ll send back ;)
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    • Good movie. People just hate cause they have nothing better to do with their boring lives
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    • Cimena
      AudMree 20 sep
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    • Venom was so good lol. Waaaaay better than either of the two MCU Spider-Man movies.
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    • If there was a DOOM movie I'd pick Tom Hardy to play the slayer. He doesn't even have to show his face fully.
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    • Venom isn’t a hero
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    • He was still hot though
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    • “pOeTiC ciNeMA...” bitch stfu enjoy the movie n eat a bowl of dicks
      iBanEz1 20 sep
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    • This movie isn't great or the best, but honestly I really liked it.
      tacodog77 20 sep
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    • Aaaahh yes cimena
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    • The worst thing about Venom was successful got the Chinese government a lot of money.
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    • Most realistic portrayal of a normal dude who meets a murderous parasitic alien. Totally anxious, stress eats, and wears the same hoodie for a week.
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    • Shut the fuck up
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    • I fucking loved this movie
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    • Venom was a pretty good movie. I’m not a casual comic book reader or anything so that’s probably why I didn’t find much issues with it
      WutandWhy 20 sep
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    • Everyone saying "IDK WHY PEOPLE HATE IT" probably don't look at a movie in a criticism standpoint, not saying thats a bad thing just that we've been conditioned to enjoy "HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTERS" and blindly watch movies, yea it's ok to shut of your brain, but i personally find it fun to critique
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