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    • Pasta water can be used to thicken soups.
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    • no <3
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    • But why you making pasta for breakfast??
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    • ‘Zero waste’ she says as she makes her coffee with a disposable coffee filter
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    • Can't really wasts water since its a closed water cycle.
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    • You could have just saved it for a stew since the starches from the pasta help thicken the broth, and the salt means the water is pre-seasoned so you get more flavor later on. But I guess coffee is good too.
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    • Uh. She failed. The coffee filter is waste
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    • Honesty
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    • that’s fucking disgusting
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    • For those of you asking her piss goes directly into my mouth
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    • Pasta water is really just water with a little bit of dissolved starch. It’s not much different than normal water, so I doubt you’d taste it with the taste of coffee covering it.
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    • I'm not sure about wheat pastas, but water from rinsing rice is good to water plants. The rice starch has nutrients that help feed your garden. (Even if your Garden is just a few pots of stuff that grew from seeds from food waste)
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    • Who makes pasta for breakfast?
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    • She’s scared to waste pasta water but uses a coffee filter?
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    • Who eats pasta for breakfast
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    • Ya'll know I need my milk in the mornings
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    • Who eats posts for breakfast?
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    • saw this this morning on Twitter
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    • Pasta for breakfast....
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    • If you really wanna be like that use it on your plants or something
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    • Just wait til she makes dish water tea
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    • Pasta for breakfast?
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    • who the fuck has pasta for breakfast
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    • I did this after making Hot Dogs for breakfast
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    • There are so many better uses for pasta water. I usually use mine for slow cooker recipes or cooking rice
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    • at least she's honest
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    • Jesus you might as well just drink the coffee first and then boil the pasta in your own piss
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    • Who eats pasta for breakfast
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    • Why
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    • Yuck
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    • no ❤
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    • Damn zero waste can’t even take a shit
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    • I feel like it should be this 💔instead
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    • She ate pasta for breakfast??
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    • Probably just water plants with it
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    • Boil it then then freeze it. So next time u wanna make pasta u will have frozen boiled water ready to go
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    • I ain't gonna lie I just threw up a lil
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    • Please be satirical god please let it be satirical
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    • Here’s a wild idea...don’t drink coffee. Problem solved
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    • So she doesn't shit or piss
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    • She is one of the unsuccessful experiments evolution tried out, but quickly abandoned.
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    • Dis cos tan
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    • The real question is why the fuck someone would go out of their way to make pasta for breakfast...
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    • The real question is who the fuck goes out of their way to make pasta for breakfast...
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    • I use my toilet water as pasta water#nowaste
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    • Water is fine in zero waste. The water evaporates and the pasta decomposes. Please don't let this joke convince you that you have to do that
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    • Pasta for breakfast? What have I been missing out on
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    • Are we all pretending shes not eating pasta for breakfast
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    • lmfao
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    • What are you using the coffee grounds for?
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    • I can respect that even if it’s just to look quirky. You still saved a small amount of water
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    • Pasta for breakfast?
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    • Pasta from breakfast?
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    • That seems disgusting
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    • Pasta for breakfast??
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    • Imagine thinking you can “waste” water
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    • 🤢 nope
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    • Who tf had pasta for breakfast
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    • I like how people imply you can waste water. Like you’re launching it into fucking space or something. You can waste the energy spent purifying and filtering it, sure.
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    • You're a human, there's no possible way you will make 0 waste living in a house in the city and using coffee filters and other products.
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    • Who the fuck eats pasta at breakfast
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    • Zero water isn’t viable. Should strive for the lowest waste.
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    • AHHHHHHHH
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    • Zero waste seems like a hell of a challenge. I dont care about the meaning behind it. I wanna know what you gon do with them coffee filters whaen ur done
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    • Prob help you're zero waste lifestyle to use a reusable coffie filter instead of a paper one.
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    • Pasta, it's what's for breakfast...apparently
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    • Pasta water can be used for certain dishes
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    • Zero waste? Madison eats her own shit and doesn't shower
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    • Wtf
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    • No ❤
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    • Wait til she find out about toilet paper
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    • Who make pasta for breakfast
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    • I use my piss to make my morning coffee 😂
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    • Ugh, I feel sick
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    • You get what you deserve!
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    • Imagine thinking you can waste tap water.
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    • I love a good breakfast pasta with a chilled glass of hotdog flavored water.
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    • Starchy ass salty ass coffee unless you didnt salt the water. But then you have bad coffee and bad pasta
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    • Hey, I actually laughed for once. Good meme!
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    • The point of zero waste is to use not use plastic, but paper is biodegradable so it's fine. But no one tells you to reuse pasta water. That would taste like pasta coffee and it's not throwing plastic away if you just get fresh water from the tap
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    • Pasta water? Breakfast? What?
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    • WHO ON EARTH HAS PASTA FOR BREAKFAST
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    • The pasta water wouldn’t be good for coffee but it would be great for the sauce
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    • She is familiar with the water cycle right
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    • Could’ve used a water filter
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    • No one tell her about her phone
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    • Does that mean she uses her poo and pee for stuff too? You know what I don't wanna know
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    • I have several questions.
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    • Why not just fucking not boil pasts you retard
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    • That heart emoji right there is filled with absolute willpower and spite. I applaud the effort.
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    • Pasta water from breakfast? Not saying you can’t do it, but...
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    • The hell you makin breakfast pasta for
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    • You could just distill it, ffs...
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    • Fucking water the grass with it dumm dumm
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    • Just use it for your coffee once it's boiled but before you put the pasta in
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    • You’d have to distill the water
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    • Bruh I posted this exact shit wtf
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