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    • Cops hope you aren't a criminal. That means paperwork.
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    • As a mechanic. I can assure you we dont want any major damage to happen. Makes our lives harder and more expensive for you. Basic shit yes. Engine and electrical. Please no
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    • As a firefighter I love it when a building fucking burns. Sorry bout your house though
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    • Cops and doctors don’t give a fuck. They get paid regardless
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    • Doctors get paid whether you go see them or not. If anything they want you to be healthy so you don’t come because it mean less work for them
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    • My doctor gives me a weekly prostate exam, and the idiot wears a janitor badge for some reason...
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    • Cops don’t make money on arrests though
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    • literally only lawyers and mechanics were right. of all my mentors being a med student, every one of them would be happy to be out of a job because they weren’t needed anymore
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    • Artists wish prosperity too because only people with money to spend will spend anything on art.
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      bill1212 3 sep
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    • cops don’t hope you’re a criminal. every time they have to deal with a criminal they put their life on the line.
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    • police hope you aren’t a criminal. it means what they are doing is working.
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    • Foundry 3 sep
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    • Doctors and cops are getting paid no matter what though. It’s called a salary.
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    • Cops don't hope, they just wanna work an easy shift
      Forever 5 sep
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    • The only one that’s true is lawyers
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    • What about stock traders
      Niqqward 4 sep
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    • My dad was a cop for almost 10 years and I have never heard him once in my lifetime say man I cannot wait to arrest someone, but he always loved a good car chase
      B_rock 4 sep
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    • ccaamm 3 sep
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    • this is just so wrong I feel bad for those who believe it
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    • I think this is a very pessimistic and harmful way to view the world
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    • Ah yes, the old twitter joke that’s been featured 50 times
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    • Most doctors and cops aren't like that either
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    • so wise
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    • Fortunately, gun shops hope i am robbed
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    • I hope you’re doing alright
      Boat_Man 3 sep
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    • I post only the naughtiest knee on my page.
      Yachiru 3 sep
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    • The government hopes you make more money so they can take more of it
      H3CK5T0N 3 sep
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    • Cops don't hope you're a criminal they just arrest you and say you're a criminal.
      GayFork 3 sep
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    • Life is harder for those who want to live there best
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    • Not really
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    • This isn’t a joke this is how tons of people think
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    • All true except the cop one.
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    • Yeah trump ain’t smart enough to say shit like that.
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    • Except their all for their own gain, just how the world works
      Cyraxox 3 sep
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    • Cops hope you aren’t
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    • For everyone acting like the cop one isn't true, may I remind you that cops still have quotas to meet. That's right, cops that don't come back with a certain amount of arrests are punished. And ya'll wonder why we're pissed. Cops literally make false arrests to get paid. Even those "good" cops.
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    • Well it's not wrong
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    • These are facts
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    • ... ya'll really think cops are just evil beasts don't you? Go back to cnn and your safe space.
      unaru 3 sep
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    • fuck trump racist fuck wite boy bich nigga tryna take my wellfear nigga fuck 12
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    • ...Those occupations exist BECAUSE those problems exist. I know it's a joke, don't mind me.
      Asha1337 7 sep
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    • Doctors n us nurses want u healthy and away from us.live long n prosper
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    • A thief wishes i'm defenseless with a lot of money
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    • Don’t matter what happens , cops will get paid
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    • A thief wishes you got good shit on you
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    • 15 yr old ifunnyer: something something society
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    • Cops don’t want you to be a criminal
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    • I'm a mechanic for a fleet. And I can say I hope nothing goes wrong with these shit box cars I work on, because then I get to fuck around all day and do jack shit
      mikolay 6 sep
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    • Cops make money regardless of crime
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    • Well all those jobs don’t have a supply problem so I don’t think they really care
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    • And politicians are the biggest thieves.
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    • Wrong use of the meme. This isn’t stupid
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    • What in the fuck does a cop have to gain from you being a criminal?
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    • Thieves hope you’re rich
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    • Cops do not hope you are a criminal, their #1 job is to make sure the public is safe
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    • As a nuke troop, I hope your city becomes the next Chernobyl. Sorry about you and your family's lives though.
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    • Jesus was on the cross next to a thief. Jesus died for us, the thief was part of it. The thief asked Jesus to forgive him not knowing who or what Jesus did or was.
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    • Let me explain the concept of getting paid a salary to you
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    • Only lawyers really care. Cops and doctors get paid either way. A lot of lawyers get paid per job so they do want bad things to happen to you
      larloni 6 sep
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    • Same for a leech
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    • Be like I like ya stuff G
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    • No no. Cops hope they can write citations cause they want to meet those quotas for more funding... I'm sorry I meant to say cops are all great and quotas dont exist you schizo.
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    • Doctors don’t want you to get sick wtf
      Empress 5 sep
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    • No mechanics do not want want you to have issues other then regular vehicle maintenance, just maintain your shit and don’t drive like Mario Andretti.
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    • Doctors
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    • This meme is a perfect example of “just because you can say something doesn’t mean it’s true”
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    • Yeah I work in a collision center, we're trying to make t-shirts that say "please text and drive"
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    • This some fortune cookie shit
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    • I was a mechanic and I didn't want anything to break. I still get paid either way don't bring your shitbox to me
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    • Why would cops hope you’re criminal?
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    • Please stop, you are retarded
      Red_Demo 5 sep
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    • I got a speeding ticket a few days ago trying to catch up to a supra i wanted to look at 🙃 i think maybe if my car wasnt straight piped i wouldnt have been noticed
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    • Youre forgetting that these people are human asshole
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    • Do cops get a bonus when they catch a criminal? Cus if they don't I don't see why they'd want you to be a criminal
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    • I’m the thousandth comment
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    • I’m a mechanic and I dont want to work on your broken shit. I do it because if not me then who else? Not everybody can take the time to learn about their cars. So I did that way yall can go do other important jobs instead of worrying about how to diagnose every little thing that can go wrong on cars
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    • They still have morals, they're just there to fix your problems
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    • How tf does a theif care for u??? Literally all dem mfs u listed steal from u a theif just more upfront about it
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    • Pretty fucking positive the second and third one is shit. Cops don’t want to file paperwork and risk fucking death in a response. And doctors don’t want their patients suffering. My wife is a cancer nurse and I GUARANTEE you it’s heartbreaking to them seeing their patients struggle. Retarded meme
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    • Wrong in all of that
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    • By that logic. My company manufactures image cytometers that are used at pharmaceutical companies for cancer, vaccine, and COVID research. I guess I don't want cancer to be cured then.
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    • The hope is that their motivation isn’t solely money but to do something they enjoy while having the opportunity to help if someone is in need.
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    • Cops dont hope you're a criminal... that means paperwork and a less safe neighborhood.
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    • Police don't want to deal with criminals tho. They hope for car troubles or a welfare check on someone who's power went out.
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    • That's bullshit on the mechanics part. We hope your car is fine so we don't have to work. *Tune of farmers insurance* we are mechanics. Fuck your motherfucking car
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    • Business owners hope you give them business geeee
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    • You’re an idiot if you think a thief cares about you. A thief wouldn’t be a thief if they cared about anyone’s hard work. That’s why you have to carry a gun. It’s Shoot to noon if they can’t respect you.
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    • Cops don’t get paid by how many criminals they arrest tho
      Dalek_Q 5 sep
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    • I'm pretty sure a lot, maybe even a majority, of all of those jobs don't hope for that. People become those things to help people, if they wanted money they could pick other jobs, especially cops.
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    • Lawyers also wish to fight for your rights, doctors wish to cure you, cops wish justice to be done, but mechanics? Fuck them.
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    • Insurance companies are ass
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    • Cops don’t hope you’re a criminal, they hope you have a dog so they can shoot it
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    • I wanna know what he actually looks at that makes him make that face
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    • cops don’t hope crime happens. the government funds police through taxes because crime exists. in a perfect world, there would be no cops, and they certainly wouldn’t wish for crime to exist
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    • I’m part of my university’s emergency response team and I secretly hope for SOMETHING to happen so I can actually put my 16+ hours of training to use and maybe even skip a class for a valid reason
      Aryalli 5 sep
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