When the robber stabs you, but you are in the living room:
ChickenWar ChickenWar
25 jun
When the robber stabs you, but you are in the living room:
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
LaMadrina LaMadrina
24 oct 2020
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them
Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
whaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa
21 sep 2020
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
Punish the deed and not the breed
Yo*:
Miy
The ONN thing "thing Lve
EVER "act
Was CANCER, and
WON!
SnowflakeTheArcticFox SnowflakeTheArcticFox
26 sep 2020
Punish the deed and not the breed Yo*: Miy The ONN thing "thing Lve EVER "act Was CANCER, and WON!
Cheese has holes.
More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes More holes = less cheese More cheese = less cheese
wen ur tongue punching her ham wallet and she lets a big one rip
cyunvMo cyunvMo
8 jan 2021
wen ur tongue punching her ham wallet and she lets a big one rip
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
MY DANDY SAYS
YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET,
GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
MY DANDY SAYS YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET, GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
collaboration
lush_uncannedbeanss lush_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
collaboration
over
on, fave mare biad
You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by
Count Docku!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
over on, fave mare biad You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by Count Docku! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Getting my nephew drunk
I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
ArrantInsanity ArrantInsanity
26 dec 2020
Getting my nephew drunk I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up
Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
Marx Marx
25 sep 2020
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
HOT DOGS.
ARMORED HOT DOGS.
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
HOT DOGS. ARMORED HOT DOGS.
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation?
My group:
We made it up
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation? My group: We made it up