• My girlfriend has been on this planet
for over 20 years
What do you want from Panera
Chicken Sees Her Salad
Chicken Caesar Salad?
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    • Their Mac and cheese is fucking delicious! Too bad it costs 749294 dollars, your left nut, and a blue uno reverse card
      CRS6132 11 jul
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    • Bone apple teeth !
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    • I wAs ToDaY yEaRs OlD wHeN i LeArNeD tHaT
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    • If they get married, it will be because she gave him an all-tomato
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    • Imagine the chicken that is forced to see their salad bowl grave. 🥗
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    • Wait, she knew what she wanted?
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    • MatteoD 11 jul
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    • Is Panera any good, never been. I don’t go out to eat often
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    • This > pretending fake texts are real
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    • I wouldn't trust her to make a turn a nip soup
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    • When they say over 20 years that means she probably 16
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    • You know you could just say 20 years old right?
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    • She kinda dumb
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    • My girlfriend thought all tangerines were called cuties
      DrZwicky 12 jul
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    • That's my type right there
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    • All of Garden has better chicken sees her salad than Panera tbh...
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    • I wanna say she's an idiot but...for 20 years I thought "Assalamu alaykum" was Spanish. In my head it was "Hasta la Mal ekum" meaning "until the bad thing/event (whatever ekum meant). Nope! It's Arabic, for "peace be with you".
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    • Oh yeah? Well have you been on this planet for at least 18 years?
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    • Dump the moron
      Urbanxx 13 jul
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    • Let me guess, blonde?
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    • As a kid (and still today) if someone told me something a little too quickly, I'd mishear some letters, so until I was about 8, I thought my mom's relatives we'd go visit were aunt rikenhidee and uncle rikenhidee. Turns out, my mom was saying uncle Rick and Heidi, not uncle Rick and aunt Heidi, no,
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    • I mean..did the chicken see her salad? That's an appropriate name if so, i would think
      TheWack97 12 jul
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    • Is she blonde
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    • I worked at Panera and their food is nowhere to as fresh as they say it is. Everything is frozen and vacuumed sealed and the salad is reused for WEEKS.
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    • sturgesgf something youd do
      sturges 11 jul
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    • “Chicken Sees Her Salad”
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    • So... We're supposed to believe it's what "she always gets" yet has never read their menu.
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    • caesar salad is mexican
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    • I have worked at panera for years, interesting stuff: just about everything except produce comes frozen. Meats, soups, bakery items are all frozen. The only thing ‘fresh’ is the bread. We poke a hole in a macaroni bag and microwave it or keep it in hot water to serve. The tea is made with tap water.
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    • Salad: what u looking at? U want a piece of this? Come see me then! *Hen walks up, takes a bite of the lettuce*: w'sup?
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    • That’d be a tough one for me to get past lol
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    • You can’t be this stupid
      rkuk 11 jul
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    • So that's why the chicken crossed the road
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    • Like yikes
      MrWaddles 11 jul
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    • Why do people think these fake text are funny. Stop. They're not.
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    • Fake
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    • Dumb piece of shit
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    • These "people" are allowed to have drivers licenses, vote and have children. America has a very bad future.
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    • GALANGA
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    • Mmmmm caeser so Delicies
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    • Bone apple titty
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    • Has she ever read a menu
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    • I swear to god if you cunts bring back bone apple teeth I’m going to kick someone in the ribs
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    • For people willing to date people this stupid. Thank you for leaving the smart ones for me
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    • The things we take for granite..
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    • You fucking dumbass
      fuck_boy 14 jul
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    • What in the fuck
      Chrisps 14 jul
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    • Who is your girl friend? Rickey from trailer park boys?
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    • Damn, I figured she’d ask why so many chickens had epilepsy or something
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    • Your girlfriend is an idiot
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    • Your “girlfriend” is retarded
      Fish4 14 jul
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    • Hey! I used to be an overnight baker for panera! Shit was amazing, I just baked bread most of the night then spent the rest of the time waiting on opening managers and smoking some green
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    • She is probably black let’s be real
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    • Lol what’d you expect? A woman in her 20s is as stupid as a middle school boy is confident.
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    • Probably cant use a can opener either thats not electric.
      Jokerrrrr 14 jul
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    • I done think I would be with a girl if she was this silly
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    • A friend of mine, 22 years old, thought Monterrey was pronounced mon terry 🤣
      Rene_E 14 jul
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    • Cheese Swiss Crust.
      wassew 14 jul
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    • WHY IS IT SPELLED CAESAR WHEN THE INVENTOR WAS SPELLED CESAR
      daffi 14 jul
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    • So what I’m understanding is that she wasn’t on this planet before 20 years? I smell and alien
      huncen 14 jul
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      jx24 14 jul
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    • Sounds like some erotic shakespeare parody
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    • your gf didn't graduate just fyi
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    • Bread co.
      LuckyNo7 14 jul
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    • Why did the chicken sees her salad?
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      MilkOat 14 jul
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    • Fake but funny
      BigCap141 13 jul
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    • Looks like it’s time for a new gf. Don’t need to settle for a dipshit lmao
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    • Their kid might end up with 80HD though
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    • Well I’ve come to notice that a lot of girls ages 18-20 these days and btw didn’t say all you salty bitchs, just more and more I notice they are getting more dense idk what it is just it’s hard to find a woman that doesn’t have her head in the clouds and it confuses tf outta me like y?
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    • ...and this bitch can vote
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