• fuck this hotel blanket in particular
What the fuck am I looking at
blanket from hell, texture made of evil
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    • The way it catches on your fingernails. Still gives me chills
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    • It’s also on the bed in the guest room and your grandma’s house
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    • Might as well use a carpet
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    • You know it smells like old cigar and hasn’t been washed since 1968
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    • If you slightly brush your legs against it you will end up with a third degree burn
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    • Yo my feet are so dry and shit it's like my heel just straight up vecros to it
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    • That blanket is actually there more for a safety appliance. It is really good at holding water and is fire resistant. It is supposed to be used in the event of a fire to help you safely get out of the building. You soak it if you can and wrap yourself with it then leave the building.
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    • I take soft thin blanket put this over it
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    • On the floor it goes. Hate that stupid blanket. I can't describe the bizzare temperature it makes my body feel and the unbearable texture of it's felt fabric. Piece of shit excuse of a blanket. This post pissed me off
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    • I hate when your ask your bro for a classic blanket but he mishears your order and gives you a crispy.
      willgnyc 6 aug
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    • You're not supposed to wear that blanket directly against your body you fucking idiots. There's an sheet that goes between.
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    • Hotel blankets are nice because they feel like theyre heavy as lead and it almost feels like someone hugging me
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    • Yo me and my fam stayed in this hotel in Florida once and me and my sister took the couch but that thing was the only thing extra they had for blankets and we both woke up with big itchy bites of threes and we were like are you fucking kidding me coz the bed bug bites lasted like 2 weeks ughhhhhh
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    • I think I’ll just shiver tonight.
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    • Whoa wtf, I would take these from hotels all the time
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    • Is this a hotel joke I’m too poor to understand?
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    • Those are my favorites ones tho
      _Sam_ 6 aug
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    • Hate those damn blankets
      No_elle 6 aug
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    • Cotton styrofoam that makes your bones quiver if it scratches you
      DrQuanta 7 aug
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    • You don’t know hell until you have a blanket that pulls your hangnails off
      __Gir___ 6 aug
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    • It's cake
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    • Idk what blanket everyone here is taking about but my grandma had a blanket that looked just like this at her house and it was the softest thing in the world and warm as hell too
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    • Ain’t nothing wrong with it wtf. Nice heavy blanket
      Danyol 6 aug
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    • Somehow it always tickles your nose
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    • The cum blanket
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    • with a 666 thread count
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    • It also can only cover 3/4 of your body at a time. Either you got your feet exposed or your entire chest and up. Your choice.
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    • Fucking warm as shit tho
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    • Stayed at a weird motel once. There were only sheets on the beds. Went down to ask for blankets. They hand us two of these, each in their own big plastic ziplock baggie. Weird.
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    • I like that blanket a lot idk maybe I’m just retarded but I kinda like the scratchy feel and it’s pretty warm.
      brosto 7 aug
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    • Weird wet feeling silk edges
      KVGE 6 aug
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    • Better hope you dont have dry knuckles or they will be sticking to that like velcro
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    • Apparently I had that that silk around my baby blanket and I ripped it all off in my crib and wrapped it all round my neck, my mom found me all tangled up in it. I was trying to end it all from the beginning get fukt posers.
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    • Hotel? Blanket.
      Fungus69 6 aug
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    • My dad had a blanket like that from when he was a baby, used it when ever we went to my grandma's and she uses it still to this day, miss ya Dad
      PvtSnake 6 aug
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    • Its probably cake
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    • I once dated a guy who said he had the most comfortable blanket ever and I was like “lemme see” and he pulled one of these out. I was itchy for like 3 days straight
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    • Hot as fuck too
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    • Probably used for weight
      Aitaxb 6 aug
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    • Its cake
      WANR1 6 aug
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    • *visible fear* “Is... is it... c.. CaKe!?”
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    • Looks nice I’d try it
      Dexter 6 aug
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    • I used to call these "sharkskin blankets."
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    • My great grandma had one of these and when I asked for a blanket she tossed me this THING and it hit against my face... I still have the scars
      Dbaus 6 aug
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    • Its a cake
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    • Why are hotel covers so damn heavy?
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    • smells like an attic
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    • Absolutely no reason for that middle guy to bomb an F bomb. It's clearly a blanket bud.
      chelsea_ 6 aug
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    • I like those blankets....
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    • rub yourself on it to quickly and youll end up becoming two-face
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    • bam0217 6 aug
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    • Tf u dumbasses mean?
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    • bru this blanket scratches off ur skin but u ain’t never gonna get warmer then this shit
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    • It's a fucking cake isn't it.
      Icepick 9 aug
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    • Carpet blanket
      Bjord 9 aug
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    • I liked the corners but the blanket reminds me of bad stuff
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    • it always smelled like smoke
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    • I hated the smell of these but I fucking loved them
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    • I don’t mind the texture but it was always to short to actually use
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    • It’s the worst
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    • It's even worse if you have dry skin
      rwplm 9 aug
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    • I love that blanket tho
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    • i like it
      dxuckies 9 aug
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    • Yall haven't used the scratchy wool blankets. Any contact with skin and it feels like you've touched fiberglass
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    • You know i just hate this blanket for reason.
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    • Ahh the good ole fiberglass rag
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    • I love sleeping in hotels because they be having that CRISPY ass air-conditioning and comfortable ass blankets.
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    • Also, who in the fuck thought it was a good idea to put that stupid polyester fake satin border around the edges? You can't get away from it and it feels gross as fuck
      Khadgar 8 aug
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    • Ah but army basic training blankets are worse
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    • My grandma has this blanket
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    • It looks soft but it’s sandpaper
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    • isn't that a wool blanket? I think you're supposed to have another layer. it's just for extra warmth
      honbee 8 aug
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    • Oh you have a hangnail... it’d be a shame if something were to, rip it off! 😈
      gay_dood 8 aug
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    • Those blankets are either the worst blanket in the world or the softest thing you've ever touched. There is no inbetween.
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    • I’d take the blankets they gave me in boot camp over these covers from hell
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    • Why it look so sassy
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    • Ever try to wipe cum off on one of these?
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    • Am I the only one that didn't really mind these. I mean id never buy one but it works for me.
      meeall3 8 aug
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    • I got one of those when I was a baby fuck who ever game that to me
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    • That is a rug
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    • This intended to be between the flat sheet and the comforter.
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    • It's just the old carpet. They didn't need it anymore.
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    • Cozy up to some heat shrinking foam in case of fire
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    • *has bootcamp flashbacks* WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SECOND GREEN BLANKET!?!
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    • It’s a moving blanket with silk edges.
      dailyOD 8 aug
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    • Tru
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    • But the satin!
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    • Itchy
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    • The only blanket at my grandparents house.
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    • These things are from the deepest pits of Tartarus. Past where Kronos is.
      bexxg24 8 aug
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    • My great grandma had two of these and they were soft af, best blankets ever
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    • Only In hotels that I sleep with that little runner at the end of the bed
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    • Looks soft
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    • That’s a weird way to say R.U.G
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