BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Porno Porno
27 jan
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
cat
I'm
101
[visible confusion]
Lechery Lechery
29 sep 2020
cat I'm 101 [visible confusion]
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital.
@strait2school
Sis
SSR_Dio SSR_Dio
15 jan 2021
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital. @strait2school Sis
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight.
RE
mA
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight. RE mA
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Good luck with your studies!
on @ Good luck with your studies!
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
Thotai_II Thotai_II
18 feb
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Bliss Bliss
11 mar
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
When you answer more than
10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin
th:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
When you answer more than 10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin th:
"2020 has been hard on all of us"
Taylor Swift
zerosober zerosober
14 oct 2020
"2020 has been hard on all of us" Taylor Swift
nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
CRAZYGAMERDUDE0 CRAZYGAMERDUDE0
28 sep 2020
© Based on: clout9clips3
This is why the internet was created
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
Believe me,honey
like you for your personalitits
DontLookAtMySubz DontLookAtMySubz
12 may
Believe me,honey like you for your personalitits
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane