BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub
"The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First
Black samurai ~ Odada
TheSadWhiteCrayon
24 sep 2020
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub "The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First Black samurai ~ Odada
McLaren owners paying $200k for a new one and seeing the price drop to $100k after putting Sk miles on it
Customz_Daily Customz_Daily
25 may
McLaren owners paying $200k for a new one and seeing the price drop to $100k after putting Sk miles on it
"How are Harambe memes still popular?"
Me:
"Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
mediumfunny mediumfunny
22 jun
"How are Harambe memes still popular?" Me: "Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
Cartoon characters when they take off their glasses be like
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 apr
Cartoon characters when they take off their glasses be like
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at
No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
jimthar jimthar
1 may
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at No matter what comes through that gate: you will stand your ground
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER
Fear will keep them in line.
Where_are_we Where_are_we
19 mar
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER Fear will keep them in line.
When you accidentally click on the wrong file during a presentation:
Arcclone Arcclone
25 sep 2020
When you accidentally click on the wrong file during a presentation:
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
Tabby Tabby
28 mar
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area.
He eventually died waiting at the bus stop.
Source : @blowingfacts365
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 sep 2020
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area. He eventually died waiting at the bus stop. Source : @blowingfacts365
coo
frostee
Cfrosteeflake
WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS
Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder.
NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Spiders Spiders
5 feb
coo frostee Cfrosteeflake WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder. NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have
silver eye shadow on...
CaptainCrunch423 CaptainCrunch423
19 may
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have silver eye shadow on...
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT
NKE DINTHRE
Adult Adult
23 jun
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT NKE DINTHRE
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS'
LICENSE RENEWAL...
lap
singleWarthunder singleWarthunder
23 jun
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS' LICENSE RENEWAL... lap
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the
'Easiest Way' to Look Good in
Photos
The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's
Next Top Model
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the 'Easiest Way' to Look Good in Photos The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's Next Top Model
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus
Me:
TyroneShoelaces TyroneShoelaces
10 aug 2020
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus Me:
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved
Itself Back Into Existence
esp aun
Cheechy Cheechy
23 sep 2020
Extinct Bird Re-Evolved Itself Back Into Existence esp aun