M249 Says "run to cover!"
M240
Says "stay behind cover!"
Says "fuck you and your cover!"
A-10C Warthog
Says Fuck everything and everyone in that pussy ass bunker
M249 Says "run to cover!" M240 Says "stay behind cover!" Says "fuck you and your cover!" A-10C Warthog Says Fuck everything and everyone in that pussy ass bunker
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch
dowd dow
DickHoits DickHoits
14 sep 2020
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch dowd dow
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
AFloridian AFloridian
9 feb
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
mauithespoiledcat mauithespoiledcat
24 sep 2020
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
Chuck_The_Nut Chuck_The_Nut
15 mar
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
morning
@smeretivert
The skull of Mary Magdalene in St
Maxi min Basilica in France
This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
LuckyLook LuckyLook
5 mar
morning @smeretivert The skull of Mary Magdalene in St Maxi min Basilica in France This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
ChrisBurgess
24 sep 2020
When your mon take ay your
Wasting no time at all
fi LIVE
BAR WORKER SHOT
xKraigKristx xKraigKristx
3 nov 2020
Wasting no time at all fi LIVE BAR WORKER SHOT
Lisa Sparks.
Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours.
What have you achieved?
Lisa Sparks. Entered in the Guiness Book of Records, for satisfying 919 men in less than 22 hours. What have you achieved?
When my brain keeps telling me
I'm not good enough for someone:
ir
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'm YOu
Argon Argon
10 nov 2020
When my brain keeps telling me I'm not good enough for someone: ir WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'm YOu
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A
. =
i_not_funnywhyy i_not_funnywhyy
9 sep 2020
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A . =
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back
meyer gonna financially mecover from this
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back meyer gonna financially mecover from this
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year
Is it possible tollearn this power?
BalorClubPresident BalorClubPresident
28 sep 2020
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year Is it possible tollearn this power?
The royal family right now
Megan
Rob1994
28 nov 2020
The royal family right now Megan
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
Time flies when you're having fun.
Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit.
My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
mythologymakesmehot mythologymakesmehot
24 sep 2020
Time flies when you're having fun. Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit. My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.