When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
nightmare2002 nightmare2002
22 sep 2020
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
When you catch your partner sniffing another dog's butt
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 sep 2020
When you catch your partner sniffing another dog's butt
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
Poof mode
Engaged
Girard Girard
26 sep 2020
Poof mode Engaged
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
This dog followed the google earth guy
liked that I
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy liked that I
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his
31st birthday. (141 in human years)
Dude is so over this shit
I Final
rthy opponent!
Our battle will be etidary!
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
25 sep 2020
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his 31st birthday. (141 in human years) Dude is so over this shit I Final rthy opponent! Our battle will be etidary!
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you
did miss a page
SynthWavez SynthWavez
22 jan 2021
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you did miss a page
jiggle jiggle
27 apr
is she hot ga kylethe_nub l agree She is hot An
About to watch some Netflix
Cheekiemonkeybuns Cheekiemonkeybuns
14 dec 2020
About to watch some Netflix
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog
I'LL CUT OUR
hitbox44 hitbox44
23 sep 2020
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog I'LL CUT OUR
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day
Me:
flaky_quality_m3m3 flaky_quality_m3m3
15 mar
How regular people celebrate St. Patrick's Day Me:
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen)
SSS
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
5 apr
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen) SSS
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
blind_storagefull69 blind_storagefull69
14 apr
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
he hate the tomate
Purrro Purrro
21 dec 2020
he hate the tomate
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :