• Lol Keanu ain't taking no chances.
    • EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 1366 comments

    • In this world, it’s a smart move.
      5.5K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Keanu ain't having none of that (me to) shit
      3.2K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Don’t blame him, any one of em could go after him for some stupid shit.
      CarFax 28 jun
      3.1K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Media would probably still find a way to scold him, saying some shit like “He doesn’t respect the beauty of women”
      ittyee 28 jun
      1.7K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That’s cause girls do stupid dumb shit to fuck up your life
      1.6K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Remember when everyone was making fun of guys at conventions doing hover hands? Turns out they were 37 steps ahead of us
      TheGovna 28 jun
      1.6K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I hate the fact that people have to do this instead of being able to trust people
      1.3K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • he doesn't do that to avoid anything he does it to respect the women he meets. he's just a really genuinely sweet guy
      1.2K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • #trustnoho
      GOBUXMSUX 28 jun
      1K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I think it’s more he respects their personal space and wouldn’t touch them without their specific consent. It just also helps him avoid gold digging hoes.
      wspyder 28 jun
      975 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • True gentleman and a gift to this world
      686 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Okay if I ever met dolly Parton I'd give her a full on bear hug she's way too nice
      596 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He ain’t falling into no hoe traps...
      577 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Your telling me I can dodge sexual assault allegations? No, when your ready you won't have to
      jarambe 28 jun
      480 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The bottom left one he looks like God
      382 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • PorkSword 28 jun
      336 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wait what are the arrows supposed to represent
      Garrett78 28 jun
      342 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The one time the arrow was helpful
      314 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He ain’t tryna get 🖐🎨
      Speakeazy 28 jun
      310 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Holding hands before marriage? That would be discusting.
      254 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Those Taran Tactial chicks are HOT as fuck
      228 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The only time when red circles would have made the picture clearer. Those arrows are like super confusing
      boboy741 29 jun
      210 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I wish someone photoshops these images and removes girls.
      97 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “So, what’re you saying? That I can dodge sexual allegations?” “No, Neo. I’m saying, when that time comes, you won’t have to.”
      75 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "WhOlEsOmE kEaNu" stfu redditors
      Bernard_ 28 jun
      61 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Women are garbage
      47 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • After watching many liberals attack good people for sexual assault it’s not a bad move.
      Mafuchu 28 jun
      27 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He knows you can't trust a bitch.
      maceace 28 jun
      21 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I put my arm around a girls shoulder for a picture and she was visually confused and moved my hand to her waist
      20 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I grew up talking about Dolly Parton's tits. I'm squishing them against me with a loving hug...
      Neno1313 29 jun
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • good thing the arrows were there or i wouldn’t have seen that
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment for lewds if ya want
      LewdShopManagerEcho 28 jun
      31 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I was just reading how he refused to call Winona Ryder names on the set of Dracula against the orders of the director. He wanted Keanu to call her a whore to make her cry and he wouldn’t. Maybe she was a whore tho, bold of him to assume she wasn’t.
      13 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Real king shit
      BiG_nig_ 28 jun
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He smart
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’d marry Keanu Reeves. God, we could soar to extreme heights of monogamous heterosexuality.
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Me: “So, you’re telling me that I can dodge the #MeToo scandal?” Keanu: “No. I’m saying that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”
      iNeptulon 29 jun
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My man
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Its not that he isnt taking any chances, he does that out of respect for the women. Benedict Cumberbatch does the same thing. And hes the poster child of chivalry :)
      navycop11 28 jun
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The media: Pictures of Keanu Reeves invading vulnerable women's personal space for egotistical photos!
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m tryna get Keanu hair but only have a pretty nice mustache but no beard. Will it work. Ps I’m kinda skinny?
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I would hold dollys ass especially if she is a fan , fuck it I’ll eat her out that’s some expensive pussy best give me a shout out on a next movie deal
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And he made sure that the hand was photographed. Genius.
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • A gentleman in the streets and a freak in the time traveling phone booth.
      Dabbler 28 jun
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Smart man
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Trust nobody. Post nothing.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My cousin got sued by a woman because she dropped her wallet and he tried to hand it back to her. The case was thrown out for obvious reasons
      GryffinTG 28 jun
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The hero we need
      W33bShit 29 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I strive to be like Keanu. I’m trying to be a politician. So I’m just gonna wait till marriage, and even then after what happened Johnny depp I really don’t know anymore.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Makes him look more Christ-like anyway.
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He knows exactly how society works
      ChamberK 28 jun
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • remove the women from the 3rd one and it looks like the second coming
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Outstanding move
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I swear girls like tana mongoose are the reason people do this type of stuff
      Skadoop 28 jun
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People are sue happy. Just look at all the ambulance chasing lawyers
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He just has a respect for the opposite sex and he is not looking for another partner since he has been hurt so much before
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What a world we live in where we can’t even touch each other because we are all so sensitive about everything
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m surprised no one has gone after Keanu or made allegations against him yet
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • he’s respectful
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Smart move
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He's done this forever, it's not a new thing. Everyone in Hollywood likes him
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Women will cry blubby somone completing them so fair
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • In the society we live in its a smart thing to do
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You just gave every hover hand chad a reason to live
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Great guy
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Smart man.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is what y'all have done.
      Ltrm8 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He respects waman
      ChiLanta 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Maybe he’s lowkey flexing
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is it just me or does John wick look like Markiplier
      Evan4561 28 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I did this with my prom date about 5 years ago, now it seems I was playing chess while everyone was playing checkers
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Such a Chad, the true king
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • He’s simply vibing
      KashKitty 28 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That's just being gentlemen
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is that johnny silverhand but he kinda looks like john wick
      ArrowC 29 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It’s the messiah hands
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I dont understand
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Keanu chungus 100
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • smart man
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Because this day and age is fucked up with false accusations that about everyone believes right away.
      mintz97 1 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Those hands are photoshopped.
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No he's just a gentleman
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gayyy
      tcby503 28 jun
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • or maybe he just doesn’t want to touch women inappropriately because he’s a good guy
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      Vappy 28 jun
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Not trying to get any allegations
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • A gentleman.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I'm sure Dolly wouldn't have cared.
      Dmp52 2 jul
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It’s something he does to respect women. Check your facts before posting.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Smart man
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Even Dolly! Dolly Parton is the grandmother of the South-West
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • All of them are hot too, Dolly Parton counts because of her personality
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ya he just respects women
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I do that too... But mostly because i have no idea where to put my hands so i feign a whole "on your hip/shoulder/waist" bit.
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Honestly, I feel like the best way to point out something would be to use a blur effect to blur everything around the circle of what you want to show
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Smarttt
      Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy