i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be
britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain
myself from calling them a cunt to their face
my detested r'iva'L: why, madam, you 'Look so drawn and pale
today! does the small size of your estate not give you
enough freedom to take in the sun?
me: listen you waxy, 'Lemon-faced bitch,,