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    • Executioner's Greatsword... that's some nice damage provided the proper build.
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    • The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.
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    • Fuck you Gael.
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    • "you deny your weapon it's purpose"
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    • Who thoughts about the “executioner’s greatsword” from dark souls?
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    • Inscription: inscription:
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    • "A tool of justice" Metal Gear Rising Raiden: *heavy breathing*
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    • “When I whet my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgement, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and repay those who hate me.” -Deuteronomy 32:41
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    • Would an executioners sword not actualy be a sword because it has no point, but a funny looking axe?
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    • Fun fact, executions in Germany using the greatsword didn’t just use the ole chopping block. They would have the condemned stand and swing the blade around their head 3 or 4 times to build up inertia until they swing it and chop off the head in one swoop.
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    • they also were not balanced at all the blades are heavy as shit
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    • *Slave knight gael intensifies*
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    • ganondorf smash attack lookin ass
      Anchovie 22 apr
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    • Many had a stylized hole in the blade to hang above or among a lords retinue, further sabotaging it's ability as a field weapon.
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    • “He who passes the sentence should swing the sword”
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    • Those who’ve played Dark Souls 3 and fought Gael notice how in the end his executioners great sword is broken and pointy? Perhaps symbolizing our boy losing his way.
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    • Uncle Gael where you at
      Joelexion 21 apr
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    • Executionioner's sword was actually flat so it you slice better instead of stabbing, allowing for more weight at the tip and a more clean beheading
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    • *Gael wants to know your location"
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    • It’s flat tipped with no distal taper so there’s more mass to ensure a clean cut.
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    • I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword.
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    • You say your sword is a tool of justice. Now there’s a pretty meme, exquisite.
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    • U find that shit in the grave yard near the cathedral right?
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    • Darksouls has an executioner's Greatsword, and it matches up with the description.
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    • Dark souls though
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    • Slave Knight Gael nibbas.
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    • The dark souls 3 weapon
      CumGobIin 21 apr
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    • Then Raiden was fucking lying, he was using a tool of war
      Niall_ 21 apr
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    • It was considered more dignified to be executed by a sword than an axe as when being executed with an axe you would be on hands and knees, while with a sword you would be kneeling in a sort of praying stance
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    • Slave knight gang where you at ?
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    • Literally called this shit the roll catch sword in Dark Souls 3. Was insane
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    • To do a proper beheading you need to get a perfect shot at the C1, which is the topmost vertebra of the spinal column. It is the vertebra that is in contact with the occipital bone, a flat bone located at the back portion of the head. For this reason it is named “Atlas”, and that’s why ...(cont.)
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    • Imagine being part of an ancient invading army about to ransack some kingdom and instead of seeing an enemy army you see a single man with an executioners sword standing at the gate
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    • Slave Night Gael Niggas be like
      Ajbrags 20 apr
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    • Hand it over... that thing... your dark soul
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    • Slave night Gaels sword has a flat tip.....
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    • 1600s? Germany? Something isn't right...
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    • Why doesn't raiden use this sword then?
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    • My main means of damage in the third Dark Souls
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    • That’s pretty dope
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    • Thats a weapon in dark souls 3
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    • Darks souls 3, am i right?
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    • Inscription: inscription:
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    • Nahh that’s 100% still a weapon. Maybe not a good one for stabbing, but definitely still a weapon.
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    • Thit was our culture back when masculinity wasn't considered a toxic thing. Now feminism has turned us into effeminate, sensitive cucks.
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    • Raiden from Metal Gear is not wrong saying "my sword is a tool justice"
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    • Fun Fact: Some executioner swords did have sharpened tips.
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    • I'll drink to that bro
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    • My sword is a tool of justice...not used in anger, not used for vengeance
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    • Executioners would also torture and doubled as doctors. If it took more than 3 swings to execute a criminal they would be exectuted. You can race them to get released.
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    • "My sword is a tool of justice" please get this somebody
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    • "My sword is a tool of justice"
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    • They lack a point because a) they are not meant for stabbing, and b) the lack of a point and blade tapering increase the weight of the blade, which allows for more powerful chop.
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    • Inscription: Inscription:
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    • My ancestors are smiling at me imperials can you say the same
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    • My favorite sword in DS3
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    • Executioners Greatsword holds a place in my heart and I will never forget it but it wasn’t soon after the crystal sage that I found that the irithyll straightsword absolutely slaps and the Farron greatsword is unstoppable.
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    • I use that thing in dark souls
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    • I want a "tool of justice"
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    • This meme was brought to you by: The Greatsword Gang
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    • It's no zweihander
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    • It’s funny because most executioners, and their families, were completely outcast by the community. Their family name was marked with the title and could never be treated like normal humans. They weren’t considered to be good, and were sometimes forced into the role as a punishment.
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    • There's also no taper whatsoever, it's only designed to cut balls deep into shit.
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    • Executioners were actually looked down upon and most were criminals who were given the chance that or death. Executioners were also great medics one was supposedly so good that he saved almost 1,200 people three times what he executed.
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    • Executioner swords are the fucking coolest swords imo
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    • People seem to think that having your head cut off is a quick and painless way to die. That is false. Your entire body would feel like it was crushed/on fire until you lost consciousness.
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    • Let the sun shine on this lord of cinder
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    • I smell a for honor character
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    • Slav knight Gael?
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    • I'm pretty sure a lot of innocent people were executed.
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    • Is that Ike’s sword
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    • Damn right he gave em the Lawful Raw
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    • My dick is a tool of justice 👉😏👉
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    • you see your weapon as a "tool" something that saves lives, a means of justice. Now, there's a pretty meme! Exquisite!
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    • Give me that thing... your dark soul... for my lady’s painting
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    • That’s the shit I’ve been telling TSA for the past hour
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    • But Germany wasn’t Germany in the 1600’s
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    • "Inscription: Inscription:"
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    • Dr_Kirb 20 apr
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    • Ok raiden we get it your sword is a tool of justice
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    • Bruh Al Capone was devout Catholic so he’d take the people he liked but needed to kill to confession before killing them. The one’s he didn’t like he’d send a prostitute to sleep with them then burst in when they finished and say “have fun in hell” before shooting them
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    • I yearn to own one of these one day
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    • Ah, you deny your blade your purpose
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    • An executioner's sword was for the wealthy that when being behead would not have a chance of missing and cutting half the neck like an Axe.
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    • *Beheads guy who stole loaf of bread*...
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    • What's the point without a tip? It's basically a shittier axe
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    • "My sword is a tool of justice! Not used in anger...not used in vengeance..."
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