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    • I used to crawl up the stairs on all fours and my parents yelled at me every time. When I was like 6 they ended up taking me to a therapist because ‘I couldn’t up up stairs’. Now at the age of 21 I don’t talk to my parents anymore
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      • First time ever being this early 👌
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        • It makes sense to go up stairs on all fours. It takes the stress off your knees and distributes it.
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          • Dogs life be like
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            • When i was grounded as a kid, I would just slide down the stairs for like hours. I was so amused. I didn’t care that i couldn’t play my gamecube lmaoo
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              • I still go up stairs on all fours even in public im a full grown adult old enough to drink
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                • Adversely*
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                  • “Wow I’m early” is what I would say if I was early
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                    • Yes
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                      • Pretty sure once I learned to walk I didn’t do this.. not sure why anyone would honestly... have I missed something and now it’s too late?.. I have a one floor house now 😔
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                        • Depending on your upper bod str
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                          • Yes!...
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                            • I did that shit as a teenager
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                              • I Neve thought of the cursed idea to go down the stairs on all fours
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                                • When i wanted to go up stairs super duper fast at the ripe age of eight, i would go on all fours
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                                  • Are we supposed to grow out of it because I still do it
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                                    • Did anyone else take a sleeping bag, lie in it and go down the stairs
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                                      • Not if you go downstairs on all fours backwards!! Ancient solutions require modern problems!
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                                        • Its faster for mw
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                                          • Falling down stairs is fun too
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                                            • There's a science behind it. See since humans legs are longer than our arms the stairs provide the compensation to even it out. Therefore it tricks our brains into thinking we're back in our primal states before evolution and now I'm just talking out my ass because I really have no clue
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                                              • Now you know how pups feel
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                                                • I still do that and sometimes I lose head-hand-foot connection and I freeze mid jump and my stomach drops and satan rips my soul out and its scary
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                                                  • See how dogs feel
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                                                    • Bout to try going downstairs on all fours wish me luck fellas
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                                                      • Thy fool I crab walk back words up thine staire
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                                                        • I read this and felt dared to do it...I think I broke my wrist
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                                                          • When I go up the stairs on all fours I feel like I’m in a speed run
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                                                            • I go up the stairs on all fours because it’s easier
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                                                              • I once saw a kid go up on all fours at school
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                                                                • Yes
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                                                                  • I’m in this post and I don’t like it
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                                                                    • Go down backwards, blindfolded, and not holding the rails.
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                                                                      • Falling down stairs way more terrifying
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                                                                        • Unless you’re a cat, dog, etc.
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                                                                          • I thought I was the only one
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                                                                            • after a long day of school i climb up the stairs, ignoring the handrails and on all fours, crawl my way to the top. by the way, they never wash the floors. afterwards, i dust my hands off and pull nachos out of my bag gently (not to disturb them) after i snuck them out of the lunchroom.
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                                                                              • I dislocated my arm going up stairs like that so I can't relate 0-0 lol
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                                                                                • I’ve done both and freaked my sister the fuck out when it was dark on accident
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                                                                                  • I used to go down the stairs on all fours before. I became the alpha
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                                                                                      • Not if you have a dick in your ass
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                                                                                        • I don’t blame my dog for refusing to walk down the steps
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                                                                                          • I do it all the time when im at home.
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                                                                                            • How about falling downstairs and no being able to get up because you're 83 and now you're slowly dying of dehydration with a broken hip
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                                                                                              • It's all about perspective
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                                                                                                • I used to do that all the time
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                                                                                                  • I’ve never had this experience before since I’ve never lived in a house with stairs
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                                                                                                    • Backwards dude
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                                                                                                      • Why not on all five?
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                                                                                                        • Kids in wheelchairs: “...”
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                                                                                                          • you go up faster on all fours lol
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                                                                                                            • Just slide/thump down the stairs in a sleeping bag
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                                                                                                              • Pets have the best of both worldsmsds.
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                                                                                                                • Going down stairs on all fours is always a great ass core workout
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                                                                                                                  • Relatable 100
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                                                                                                                    • This is my entire early childhood, I was always trying to mimic the dog
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                                                                                                                      • I thought this post meant skipping 3 steps to reach the 4th
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                                                                                                                        • Until the door is left half closed and you crack your head on the corner of it.
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                                                                                                                          • Imagine being a dog
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                                                                                                                            • I have back problems and a bit of a hunch so walking up stairs on all fours feels better then on two
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                                                                                                                              • I don’t get how dogs go down the stairs so easily
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                                                                                                                                • Back bend all fours down stairs
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                                                                                                                                  • Going down a ladder head down would probably be pretty bad too
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                                                                                                                                    • I’ve never gone up stairs on all fours being that I don’t own stairs and I’m not gonna fucking do that at school
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                                                                                                                                      • Going up stair on all fours is actually faster. I’ve ran experiments
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                                                                                                                                        • Just go down the stairs on all fours backwards
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                                                                                                                                          • Alpha modes be like
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                                                                                                                                            • When I was a kid I hated going to bed but I loved games and competition, so my mom would challenge me to a race up the stairs on all fours to get me to bed
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                                                                                                                                                • Dudes I’m 15 and I still do that
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                                                                                                                                                  • Live by the stair, die by the stair
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                                                                                                                                                    • *the exorcist starts playing
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                                                                                                                                                        • Being on all fours is usually a ton of fun ;3
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                                                                                                                                                          • Sliding down the stairs on your stomach
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                                                                                                                                                            • For every good there is an equal amount of evil
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                                                                                                                                                              • Nah that's gay. Real Chad's hop up the stairs 4-5 at a time
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                                                                                                                                                                • One time I dreamt I forgot how to run. I was racing my friend and I couldn’t only jog/walk. So I went down on all fours. I was going so fast after that
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Oh
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Best experience on the whole earth? Virgin detected.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • One wrong move and you gonna die instantly or at least break your neck
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                                                                                                                                                                        • How the hell do dogs do it
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Still do that shit, its faster than running if you're fleeing 😅
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                                                                                                                                                                            • It’s better if there’s someone upstairs and you go up on all fours gurgling and clicking, staring at them wide eyed with your mouth hangin open, and go up as fast as possible.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • A girl bending over on all fours over stairs is the hottest experience.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • I go up the stairs like that because I was afraid of the dark and it’s still fun.. and I’m afraid of the dark going down seems crazy
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • You had to slide on your ass down the stairs, make it a bumpy ride down
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • No wonder its scary for dogs
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Agreed
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Ever been shot at? A lot scarier than falling down stares
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Not if you go down backwards duh
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Riding a quad is same
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I did that until I went to college
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I’m 18 and still do that shit
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • When you I was like 7 I used to just run and jump as far up the stairs as I could. Ended up just eating shit every time on step 9 or 10, crashed straight into the darn things like an idiot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • I have a spinal injury, and I have trouble going up or down stairs not crawling.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • It is only terrifying if you go headfirst. Feat first is still okay
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • I've done both.
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