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    • I’m a bartender with a Mech engineering degree so I have truthfully done this
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    • Can I open iFunny at my Christian university without opening up to porn?!?!
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    • Dr_Durag 21 oct
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    • "Masters degree in Liberal Arts? Nice. I'll have onions and cheese on my whopper. No tomatoe please."
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    • When I was bartending I was making an average of $35-40/hr with tips... that’s more than ppl with a history degree are going to get
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    • "Holy Shit! You didn't know how to fucking use it!"
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    • Or you could like, not be a dick to people when they're celebrating an accomplishment.
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    • That’s just cruel. Allow people to celebrate! There’s nothing wrong with someone besides yourself being happy.
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    • Nigga who has a bartender at their grad party?
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    • My roommate’s friend is a bartender and something real bad happened to her and idk what to do
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    • That's brutal.
      KnockOut 21 oct
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    • Nice
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    • Is it a bad thing that I want a job like that? Like I went to technical school for architecture but I don’t want to do that. I just wanna work one of these kinds of jobs. I don’t want to work on something big. I wanna stock shelves or be a cashier or something like that.
      HeyDont 21 oct
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    • Wait Wait.... A good bartender makes a shit ton of money
      hass42 21 oct
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    • Guys I’m struggling with something, need some advice. I can go to the #1 public university in the US for anthropology, or a top 60 for business/finance. Which do you think I should do?
      dt22 21 oct
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    • Degree in glizzy gobbling 🌭
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    • Lmfao. Nice. What a fucking savage
      Origins5 21 oct
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    • Everybody calm down. I’m on the case. I’m with the Federal Boobie Inspectors and I’m on the prowl for loose mommy milkers. If anyone knows any whereabouts of any please contact the head office. My badge number is 2TTIC. Thank you.
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    • Oh okay so you suck ass at finding work and making connections?
      jk10296 21 oct
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    • i think i want to be a bartender idk
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    • That’s why I’m majoring in math lol
      Axiom 21 oct
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    • Top comment?
      TrueOnes1 21 oct
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    • Just learn how to code
      Syluxion 21 oct
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    • I know I’m stupid can someone explain this pls?
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    • If someone did this to me I’d laugh it off. I’m majoring in business and I know damn well that I need to be doing something that I can apply my degree to before I graduate. Plenty of people fall on their face after college because they don’t account for that
      BSArtist 22 oct
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    • How is that evil?
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    • That’s the evilest thing you can imagine? Weak.
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    • If you’re an engineer, and you end up bartending, you’re not bringing anybody’s day down, they’ll just pity you, cunt.
      Khemmis 21 oct
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    • I have degrees in neuroscience and psychology, yet I’m a bartender too. It’s easy work and good money.
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    • PorkSword 21 oct
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    • Or he just sucks at finding a job
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    • I dont get it
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    • You can have two people with the same degree and one will be a bartender their entire life and one will be successful, why tf do people measure success by earning a degree. Its about the person lol, the bartender here is surely just unmotivated and lost
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    • Reality check. I like it.
      SmugNeo 24 oct
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    • Always thought it was funny my friends keep telling me to go to college like them yet im the one making $6 more an hour and none of them do anything with their degrees
      BigBo56 24 oct
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    • Oh I’ve done that lol
      Dabigbtk 24 oct
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    • Bartenders make good money. I finished my masters and still regularly consider taking bartending classes to make extra money a few nights a week. Then covid happened, so that plan is on pause for now
      medterm 24 oct
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    • So you got a doctorate in medicine but you're out here serving drinks
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    • If you have a degree in something useful and with a job market but still end up working minimum wage, you probably went wrong somewhere else. Not the degree's fault you chose not to use it.
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    • My bartender friends make like triple what I make and work 3 nights a week
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    • "Hey weren't you here last month?" Would work better
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    • Nah he’s just helping his business.
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    • Except if you tend bar in a good joint you can make stupid money. By simply getting people drunk. Little real effort.
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    • Haha I’m a barista and sometimes I get people that say they are studying biology (the same degree I have) after they leave I realize they probably are like “wait why’s he a barista then?” What I didn’t tell them is that’s just a fun part time job.. I also run a veterinary diagnostic lab full time.
      blaw95 23 oct
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    • If you got a useful degree and are a bartender after you did something wrong like not a enough internships or milking the fuck out of your schools career center
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    • I wanna see what ifunny has to say about this. Yes I’m going for an art degree, but it’s to design video games, websites, animation, and that entire industry pretty much. So i definitely plan on working myself into this competitive ass industry too.
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    • Bro must be a horrible bartender because at every restaurant ive worked, they've made more than the whole restaurant
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    • I wanna be a bartender in the future so hey that'd make me feel good about my goals
      Talion 23 oct
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    • Dude bartenders make bank
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    • Being a bartender at a good joint is a really good gig.
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    • Plan your future before going to school, if you have a clear goal you won't waste your time on useless degrees, that's what I did. I have 4 degrees and I'm honestly not proud of a single one. But I am currently working towards an actual goal so my life is slowly falling together
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    • Is this supposed to be shitting on bartenders cause they make bank bro
      Valkreath 22 oct
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    • My bartender friend makes more than I do as a marketing manager via a marketing degree
      bleary 22 oct
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    • Phizzurp 22 oct
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    • The grads should be confident in their own abilities if they’re not they were already screwed
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    • $500 a night bartending at the right spot though isn’t a bad thing! I cleared well over 150k a year bartending for 8 years.
      jester316 22 oct
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    • I dont get it
      RetardB 22 oct
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    • I have a degree that wouldn’t have earned me much in life and I also used to work at a bar where I made over 6 figures a year. Now I do something that has nothing to do with my degree or bartending. A college degree isn’t a guarantee.
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    • I make a nice living as bartender. Just got work to get into a crafty spot
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    • "People expecting to get a 6 figure salary after finishing their degree in Lesbian Dance Theory"
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    • There's this girl i work with who was shit talking the new people because they think they're so smart and she's just like "um sweetie, I have 3 bachelor degrees" and I said if you're so smart, then why are you doing the same job as me, you cant even find 1 job with 3 bachelor degrees?
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    • Bartending sounds fun, I know you have to deal with people and be on your feet the whole time but sounds cool
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    • Could you imagine a bartender with a degree in like microbiology or Ph.D in quantum physics? Straight up studying his ass off and going to grad school just for fun or just because he can
      IAmCrow 22 oct
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    • Bartendings cool though. There’s also potential for high pay, and if you know how to ignore and deal with drunks well enough it’s all the better.
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    • Nooooo.....there definitely eviler, like pulling a September 11th on the joint
      GrandEOA 22 oct
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    • The degree doesn't decide where you end up. What you do with it does.
      torxbit 22 oct
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    • Can someone tell me the point of a gender studies degree, like what does it even offer
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    • I want to get a degree in nuclear physics or particle physics.
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    • Bullshit. Bartenders make more than most people anyway. So do cocktail servers and dealers. Unless you live in some fucked up state/town bartenders are probably doing better than 90% of others
      Uttdogg 22 oct
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    • still doing better than trade school lmao
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    • I think any job is good as long as you like it and gives enough to live
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    • Lmao it's funny bc bartenders don't graduate
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    • I have a degree in Chemistry & I pull pints for minimum wage 👍
      c765h18 22 oct
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    • I dropped out of college seven years ago. Four years ago I decided to go back, I graduated magma cum Laude with a Bachelor of Arts and a master of public administration. And you know what happened the second I graduated? COVID. No ones hiring and I’m still working at my dead end nightmare job.
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    • Might actually make them hussel and get a job lmao
      hi1itsme 22 oct
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    • Half the people I work with have a degree they aren’t using. They’re working full time at walmart
      crazycray 22 oct
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    • I'm in a state that doesnt really havs much for my degree so in expecting to have to move but still worried no one will offer me a job as my courses have only taught the bare minimum of each subject and I can't learn something that I'm unaware I need to learn
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    • Someone with a doctorate in physics: sure bud
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    • Gender studies
      Savi1 22 oct
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    • i actually kinda want to be a bartender
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    • Haha yes, such a terrible job to have
      Xbody 22 oct
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    • As a bartender I think that’s kinda shitty if u think that statement was meant to hurt feelings. I’m a 21 yo bartender moving to law school. I worked at McDonald’s at 16 to pay for my own private school education. If u judge someone by only their job then ur the one who needs to be laughed at.
      Rockos 22 oct
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    • There’s nothing wrong with that. I have a degree but still consider following my dream and going to culinary school
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    • So you're trying to piss away your own tips?
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    • You can makes upwards of 60k a year bartending. That kinda money is hard to get straight out of college. Many keep the job, if only part time, for a long time
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    • its all how you face life. Either like a fucking pussy that spent all that time earning a shit degree from a shitty college that gets you no where and you dont even try, or as a real man that gets the job no matter the degree because you have integrity and balls! I make bank not excuses
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    • Bartender job sounds kind of nice if you owned your own bar
      Stains 22 oct
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    • Its called the bar exams mfs, ifunny is the only place ive seen stupid nerds
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    • before covid, i bartended, would charge twice as much if you came in a group larger than 6, they always created problems
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    • I bounce at a bar part time. our main bartender has a finance degree and makes 80k sooooooo if your pretty enough it doesn't really matter.
      jeph117 22 oct
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    • Then they get REALLY drunk! Good for business.
      thashiz 22 oct
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    • Bartenders can actually make 6 figures depending on where they work and how good/friendly they are.
      DoomDude 22 oct
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    • Nun wrong with bartending
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    • Yea a lot of waiters say this so they don’t feel bad about their job but I want security with it.
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    • Bold of you to think there aren’t people with a masters degree bar tending as well
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    • Don't know who needs to hear this, but if you get a degree and then find a job that is maybe "lower status" than others with your degree but said job makes you happy, go for it. Don't let others bring you down 💙
      abcdeff 21 oct
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