• My response when someone
asks why I refuse to ever use
one of my dice again after it
came up as anat 1 twiceina
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    • But, here me out, when you roll a nat 1 you now have a higher chance of not rolling a nat one with that same die. 🧐
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    • One session my dice rolled a nat one, five times in a fucking row.
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    • We have to throw away any dice that my Dad touches. He has his own guant bag of dice, he have ours. We’d rather not roll <5 while fighting an elder dragon
      LoLx13 2 jul
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    • Yeah one time I was DM and I got like 6 Nat 20s in a row and nearly destroyed the party
      Trollium 3 jul
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    • I've rolled three Nat 20s in a row whenever I have needed to break doors. My dm gave me a title "destroyer of doors" and I have additional 1str for every Nat 20 I roll to break doors it was so fun
      Spoonser 2 jul
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    • Never played D&D before nor do I understand a whole lot. What does "Nat" mean?
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    • Footage 2 jul
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    • I have a ten pound bag of dice, if this gets 1k likes I’ll post a picture
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    • I only have 2 dice sets, even if theyre rolling horribly i use them because i used an online dice one, got 2 nat 1s, switched sites entirely (used a discors bot)....and rolled a 3rd nat 1...in a row
      LavAbsol 2 jul
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    • I see you too have watched hit comedy “THe Office” with Dwight and Jim. Quite funny must I say
      pman9243 5 jul
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    • I was playing d&d and we had to get over a ravine in a cave system, we used a hook and rope to get over, when I attempted to get over I rolled a nat1 and started to fall, my generous DM gave me one last opportunity to grab the rope or parish and I proceeded to roll another Nat1. Everyone baffled
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    • How did dnd become so damn popular not complaing as I don't really care that it's featured a lot. But it just came out if no where
      Raharu 2 jul
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    • Am I to now assume there's an 'unnat 1'?
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    • Michele?
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    • I have five sets for a reason if one is a dud move onto another
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    • I relate to this more than I want to
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    • I mean there is no guarantee that a dice is fair if it's not six sided so if you consistently get a set of two or three numbers it's possible that the dice has an air bubble in it making the weight uneven there are ways of testing your dice to make sure they're Fair
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    • I DMed a kid who used one of those giant d20’s and it was a metal one. Near to the end of the campaign they were in a kinda big fight and the next 8 fucking rolls were all nat 1’s for him. He stopped using that die for the rest of the session.
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    • Me to the dice: to dice jail to you, you piece of trash
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    • When I really need to not roll a nat 1, I take 20 dice and roll them remove all the ones, repeat until I have at least 10 dice that last rolled a one, then roll them all to see what lands on 1 again, now I have my unlikely to roll 3 ones in a row die
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    • My superstitious friends will put their dice in "Dice jail" when they roll a nat 1, I'll use the same D20 for 6 months. Idgaf. Of course I have hundreds of dice, but idc which one I use.
      Mizar 2 jul
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    • No lie, a session I was in a few weeks ago pissed me off because I rolled 5 nat 1s in a row. FIVE
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    • Fucking what does this mean
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    • Thats not my dice its just my luck
      Kamina12 5 jul
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    • I just put mine in timeout
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    • I 3D printed Dice Jail for the naughty die that roll poorly
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    • There was one guy in my group who when ever he was there I'd almost always get a Nat 1s and when he was gone I barely ever got Nat 1s but instead usually got Nat 20s
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    • Before i do an important roll, I pray to my friend’s brother Griffin, god of ridiculous nat 20s. he played with us and his brother would always check his rolls because we thought he was cheating. nah, just had crazy good luck, and now when I ask him for good rolls he delivers
      spacious 4 jul
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    • I love that quote
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    • Laura Bailey in a nutshell 🤣
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    • My best dnd story is when I rolled a 20 at disadvantage
      d0ngus 3 jul
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    • I once rolled low numbers for an entire DND session, then rolled three Nat 1s in a row and I just quit
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    • I
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    • Tabletop Gamers are among the most superstitious people ever.
      Psyker 3 jul
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    • Please run in the road if you play this
      dealar 3 jul
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    • I have metal dice and everyone says it's cursed because whenever they roll it it's either 1s or very low, but they just suck and don't know how to roll it, it's in the flick of the wrist that's all
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    • I just started listening to Dungeons and Daddies and it really made me want to play DnD but they started saying thats not how you actually play DnD and it made me upset
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    • ok the office sucks but that was kinda funny
      zuccage 3 jul
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    • We were climbing an ice cliff. Everyone got up just fine except our gunslinger who rolled 3 nat 1s in a row. One straight roll, and one with adv using climbing boots. Needless to say he no longer has climbing boots
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    • air bubbles in cheap dice can cause them to roll. more 20s or 1s. Well made dice are more random. but are expensive
      Metrious 3 jul
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    • Okay, so now dnd is gonna start being featured a shit ton, watch it happen
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    • Listen listen I have the really cool as dice but they sit on the shelf of shame as they never roll higher then a 5 for me
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    • Naughty dice go to dice jail
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    • I have a set of dice have always been on the worse side of luck. I keep using them because they are just bad enough to be entertaining, but not so bad that I cant keep a character
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    • Best thing is having advantage on all rolls ontop of some other spells that last a day on ya. Saw a guy roll like 4-6 nat 20s and dish out over 270 damage (yes he was a barbarian)
      Ezratroy 2 jul
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    • There are ways of checking how ballanced a dice is.
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    • The dice on roll20 are weighted and you can’t prove me wrong
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    • Nerds
      timlake 2 jul
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    • About a 3/1000 chance of happening
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    • Weed snail high on weed
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    • Here's how i roll my dice every session. I figure out how many dice i need based on my abilities then i roll all my dice of that type. lets say i needed 5d8 i would roll all my d8s but i will only pick up the 1s. My logic is if it rolls a 1 now then it has a higher chance of rolling higher
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    • What the actual fuck does this mean..?
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    • I attack 5 times in the same round and more often than not I roll at least one 1,usually as my first attack
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    • My friend made a character thinking you roll a d20 for each stat, and got 2 20s. We were wondering why his character was so OP
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    • I work at a game store, and before anybody buys any dice sets I tell them to test roll them.
      KiwiFi 2 jul
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    • Is nobody going to talk about how terrible to top text is?
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    • .
      Quaike 2 jul
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    • Naw man put that bitch in dice jail for awhile take it out roll nat 20s all day
      iBandit 2 jul
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    • Odds of this happening are 1 in 400. I use my dice way more than that.
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    • I wish I could use my physical dice, since we're doing our sessions online we're using digital dice. It's absolutely fucking ass I swear to god. The D20 seems to average 8 or lower.
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    • And if your playing Warhammer you change your dice set entirely
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    • That fucker knows what he did. And he will atone for his crimes by sitting in the bag of shame.
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    • My dnd group rolled 3 ones in a row when eating the flesh of a Nyan cat. I teleported them to mars which was flooded and stranded them without any gear on a desert island.
      scribbl 2 jul
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    • If I get a dice that’s too hot I gotta let it get a break and use the ones thatve been slacking, everyone works in this house
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    • My group has a house rule that if you roll three bat 1s in a row your character dies of a heart attack
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    • Nah, I only quarantine it until the end of the session. Really sucked that the last time that happened I rolled three straight rolls of 4 or less, one of which was a nat 1 and I did so on my most reliable d20 :-|
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    • I one time rolled 2 nat 20s with advantage
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    • Fucking nerds
      MatteoD 2 jul
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    • Tfw you get snake eyes 3 times in a row and go straight to jail
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    • We put ours in a hydraulic press in my shop
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    • I played d&d for my podcast once and 5 times in a row I got either 1, 2 or 3. The DM pitied me and gave me a new dice and let me roll again where I immediately got a nat 20
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    • This app is a fucking rabbit hole, I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF BED 😭
      Alucar 2 jul
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    • In our last session I rolled a 1 a 1 a 2 and another one :/
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    • Put it in dice jail
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    • Obviously it's unlucky, JOHN I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKIN TOUCH MY DICE!
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    • I got a nat 20 when haggling down some plate armor and ended up paying 5 silver
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    • What
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    • I love my metal dice but they don't love me
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    • My dice just don't give me much trouble at all if any
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    • Will wheaton
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    • Anyone ever roll two nat 20s on a disadvantage roll?
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    • I don't have dice jail. I have such a horde of dice that my dice don't dare act up, otherwise there are dozens of other sets just waiting to replace them and put them at the bottom of the bag.
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    • Bad dice go to the box of shame
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    • It's less than a 1% chance, so it's worth it
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    • Had a die do that during Tyranny of Dragons. Asked if I could use my inspiration to reroll a nat 1 and he allowed it, shook it hard and got another 1. Almost took out our paladin lmao
      Legate 2 jul
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    • We had to force our dm to stop using this one set of dice because both d20s rolled nat20s against us almost every time. They weren’t loaded, he used them as a player in our other campaign and they rolled normal
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    • Bruh, get 2 nat 1's in a row? Instantly gets added to the anal bead string, cause it's already fucked me 😍
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    • The bad luck has been all spent out of that one its prime for greatness
      D_Walsh 2 jul
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    • I'm lucky enough that in my first 3 sessions and only 3 so far I never rolled bellow a 13 and rarely bellow 17 on my d20s
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    • We jokingly have our cat boop the D20 with her nose to 'bless' it. Sometimes she curses them by doing something else.
      keiome 2 jul
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    • SCP 3973
      loganjbu 2 jul
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    • Earlier this year got two nat 1's in a row but then proceeded to get three nat 20's in a row
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    • Omg what if you drop the mirror...lol
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