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This employee at Target just did me
SO DIRTY!
I asked her where the bread was, she said, "follow me."
She took me about three aisles over and pointed to an empty shelf and said "that's where it used to be"
LMFAOOOOO I couldn't help but laugh
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    • Autauga 8 aug
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    • I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
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    • She probably did that because the guy would’ve asked like 10 times where the bread is to different employees around the store, after being told the same thing over and over.
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    • We're out of cool whip in my store & people stand in front of the empty shelves cause they know where it is & ask where the cool whip is. "We're out right now." Customer looks at the empty spot: "Are you sure?"
      Ravyn 8 aug
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    • It got teleported
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    • Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread we sell loafs. We got bread on deck bread on the floor TOASTED ROA-
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    • Of you can’t smell where the bread aisle is, I can’t help you sir.
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    • Love that
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    • I mean as someone who used to work for that shithole of a corporation (low key almost as bad as Walmart just more hidden behind agendas). We don't stock the soda, bread, or some other items because that's something the vendor for the company does. There has been times they have been MIA for weeks
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    • I recently started working as a stocker. Feels awful lmao. I've had so many people ask me where things are and I'm just like "Uh... I can point you in the general direction, but it is probably wrong, or I can show you to another employee."
      AVRP 8 aug
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    • Imagine food shopping at Target
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    • Don’t click this
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    • She probably didn’t know that they were out
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    • Had someone ask me, “Where’s you’re Clorox wipes?” I have them the aisle number and didn’t think anything of it. I walk past that area to put my vehicle away and she stops me again, “I can’t find them, do you just not know where they are?” I take her to the aisle and point to every single one of the
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    • Ok but if u have to ask where the bread is where were your parents? I've known where to find the bread since I was prolly 10 years old
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    • When I worked at a grocery store and people would ask me where stuff was I usually go and walk em to the item instead of telling em where it is bc it was easier than explaining (I’m bad at explaining where an item is) and took some time out of my worked day bc I got paid by the hour. Customer 1st
      Jasian69 8 aug
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    • Throw hands with dis bitch
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    • I went to a computer parts store and tried to get a new wire for my power supply. I asked the employee where it was, and he asked me if I wanted the good news or the bad news. I said the bad news and he told me they don’t sell them. When I asked for the good news, he said it’s out there somewhere.
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    • I thought you was going to take you to where they have the job applications
      Cacaonut 8 aug
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    • Your targets sell bread? Targets are just for like clothes, toys, kitchen items etc. only food is confectionary
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    • Where did the bread go?
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    • eggrollo 8 aug
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    • They’re required to bring you to the area if you ask..
      Kxtykxt 8 aug
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    • Does target even sell groceries? I mostly seen clothes and decorating items
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    • I work at a grocery store and it annoys me when people don’t realize there’s are different departments and there are specific people that stock stuff that don’t work for the store, like Pepsi guy woth fill the Pepsi and bakery delivery guy stocks the bread not one person does everything
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    • That’s what I’ve been doing to customers who ask for the millionth time if we have rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer
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    • Maybe she just wanted you to look at the cake
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    • The sign of a worker who wants out
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    • Bread isn't too terrible to make especially if you can find a no-knead recipe
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    • Probably a lesson learned after a Karen who wouldn't understand just words and needed a visual aid.
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    • I work at target too and I have like 2 mins left on lunch break smh
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    • Lmfao? The chinese spy?!
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    • I hate target! It's just a fancy walmart for snobs
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    • These workers just want to get home
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    • content not available more
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    • ...but Target is a clothing and furniture store only? Does America have a different Target then Australia??
      Haggo 10 aug
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    • is buying food better at target or walmart ?
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    • Or she had no idea they were out of stock, but knew the location of the bread “area”.
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    • Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah ROTFLMFAO hahahah 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 8 aug
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    • Dick move tbh
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    • Not funny still horny
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    • Covid?
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    • That's because she doesn't stock it and she had no way of knowing it was going to be empty
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    • Yeah same except she took me in the back and started to take off her clothes
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    • Because if you say you’re out, you’re gonna get called out for being lazy
      PCMR 11 aug
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    • I work at target as a cart attendant. Meaning I'm outside getting carts, I love having guest come up and say "do you work here?" As I'm pushing a bunch of carts.. "no I just do this in hopes they'll hire me one day, I'm on day 26 and no luck but I'm still hopeful"
      Mattydad 11 aug
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    • You laugh but Karens would run rampant demanding where the bread was and that they were "hiding it" for themselves or some shit. Idk i make this shit up but it probably happened at some point, someplace at some time.
      Zolia 11 aug
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    • She probably got yelled at by a Karen that didn’t believe her when she said they were out, thinking she was just too lazy to show her
      j_don 11 aug
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    • Takes him back to the safe, "in there. So we getting this bread or what. I'll be waiting outside in a black corolla," puts in the combo and opens the safe, "security will be on you in 2 minutes. See you outside." Sprints away.
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    • Thats so in the future you won't bother them
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    • i work as a cart pusher at target and people still come up to me despite the fact that i obviously work outside and be like “where is [item] located?”
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    • Who buys bread at target??
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    • annoying ass grandma that comes in literally every day: do y’all have that stuff you used to sell? me: since I don’t know what you’re talking about... that’d be a no
      okoj 10 aug
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    • Just dumb not even funny
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    • Marry her
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    • Ha
      b4stard 10 aug
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    • I had to do that to a customer who was looking for Alfredo sauce, just had to point at an empty section of a shelf stocked full of marinara sauce and say "well it should be here but something tells me otherwise" she was really cool about it tho
      Gooooose 10 aug
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    • My store with Jimmy dean breakfast sammies
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    • Probably because, as someone who works at a grocery store, people will never believe you when you say you’re out
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    • Then everyone fucking clapped
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    • I used to work in a target, when telling guests something’s out of stock without also showing them where it’s supposed to be, half of them accuse you of lying because you “just don’t feel like helping” them.
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    • Sounds hilarious but one question who goes to target for Groceries
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    • Home Depot is currently experiencing a shortage on Treated pickets for wooden fences, and when customers come up to me in a rude and unlikeable manner and ask "Where's the wooden pickets? Tour websote says you have x amount in stock!." (1/2)
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    • I did that often but its because at least at our store we weren't the ones who stocked the bread the vendor put it on the shelf so we never really knew when it came in or if we had it because it wasn't our job to stock it
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    • Thats how it is working in a grocery store. I have a general idea where things are. We dont keep a list of every item location
      ThatsNORM 10 aug
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    • I did that when there was a tp shortage at my grocery store, didn’t realize we were out yet I felt so bad
      Mactifyre 10 aug
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    • Who buys bread at target
      bwg774 9 aug
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    • Probably didnt know it was empty until they got to the shelves, i do it a lot
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    • I used to do that to people in the electronics department
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    • I like to do something similar, I'll go around a corner real quick, they follow, and I stare at them in horror and question why they are following me. Then I point to the item they were searching for right next to them
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    • I do this to people daily but b4 i know if we are out of an item
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    • That's because they don't want to be yelled at by idiots for not checking.
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    • Wait what target is a clothing store
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    • Maybe she was going to show him and didnt realize they were out until they got there
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    • LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
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    • I wouls have just been like "Na, we don't have that here."
      ugy1117 9 aug
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    • Why is that funny and how did she do you dirty?
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    • Hey I did that before, didn't realize we were out. Oop
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    • Lol that's why I always say "if we have any it'll be over here." Especially rn can't keep shit stocked
      Who_TF_ 9 aug
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    • I mean I work retail and have done that a few times but I wasn’t trying to be rude I just straight up didn’t know that we were out of the item until we got there so I’d be like “well it was here but I guess we’re out sorry”
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    • When you followed her she was showing the bread all along
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    • I don't understand the joke if there is one
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    • So this is what, 4 months too late to repost?
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    • And that my friends is what communism does
      Space69 9 aug
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    • Why would I have been the one to go with it.
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    • To be fair, I’m 100% sure that if you told some people that you ran out of bread they’d still have the audacity to not believe you and still make you walk them there. This person just saved time by taking them there asap and show them there isnt any lol.
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    • Must suck to live in a city lmao
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    • What kind of Target has groceries?
      Cato 9 aug
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    • I do that everyday working for an outdoor store, everyone is scared buying guns & ammo, too bad we don’t have ANY ammo
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    • I used to work at the 99c store and I would tell people the wrong aisle every time we had 26 aisles and sometimes I’d even tell people aisle 30
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    • I did this a couple times, except I didn't know the product was out, so I'd be like, "Well it SHOULD be here, but it looks like it's gone"
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