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    • Valve still makes games, they just scrap them every single fucking time
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    • Valve decided that micro transactions and vr is the future of their company
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    • I just wish they would finish a game. At this point I don’t even really care if it’s half life 3 I just want something from them
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    • How the fuck do you think I feel?
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    • its too profitable for valve to not make games so
      Avyn 31 mar
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    • Forget HL3. Portal 3. L4D3. NEW TF2 UPDATES BECAUSE FUCK THE CONCEPT OF TEAM FORTRESS 3.
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    • Im going to say it, and i dont care how upset it makes the r/gamers out there: fuck valve. They made great games, of course, but now theyre leeches on the belly of the industry, and dont deserve any type of free pass for their lack luater preformance because of what they 'used to make'.
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    • I wish they were struggling financially so they would be forced to make games again and I don't mean stupid card games for the rocks
      Thappun 1 apr
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    • There is just going to be a game called “3” and it will be all of Valve’s games that are on their second installment all in one game. L4D3, HL3, TF3, Portal 3, and Dota 3.
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    • Left 4 Dead 3 would literally end Wars and world hunger
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    • Half life, left 4 dead, portal
      Khemmis 1 apr
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    • Half-life and portal?
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    • It's so frustrating how they went from arguably the best and most innovative puzzle game to ever exist to a MOBA, a failed card game, a single prize lootbox simulator and a single prize lootbox simulator with hats and wildly infrequent updates
      Lacunosa 1 apr
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    • Apparently they can’t count to 3 so they’ve just stopped trying
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    • Valve already knows they cant make their games live up to the expectations. Why release a product that everyone in todaya market will shit on when you can bank on distributing games and living off past success.
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    • Its like if Marvel just stopped the MCU right before they made Infinity War
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    • I want portal 3 so bad. Like imagine a multiplayer gamemode of 10 people who have to all make test chambers and they have to solve everyone else’s. Or the campaign could be about a crossover between half life and portal. Now I’m all sad that that won’t happen.
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    • I just want a portal 3
      Atleti 2 apr
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    • Not that they’ll ever admit to it. The original writer of half-life straight up left the company and they’re still all “oh you know it’s still all up in the air”
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    • “The Part Where He Kills You”
      EnPeeCee 1 apr
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    • HL3 will probably never come out. Valve probably fears not ever being able to live up to the hype. you can google the sctoday script to see what I mean. they cant live up to our expectations because we put them so high for a follow up.
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    • You ever start a valve game and sit there wondering what the fuck you witnessed after seeing the valve on the dudes head.
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    • I heard L4D3 was supposed to come out and was a finished product but they cancelled because they couldn’t decide on which engine to use. Sad hours
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    • They've got that Steam money, no need for games anymore
      Boomer 3 apr
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    • The number 3 is a myth
      Laremy 2 apr
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    • Left 4 dead 3 would sell like crazy
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    • Dude, if they even did release half life 3... it wouldn’t live up to the hype
      jeebz 1 apr
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    • yall, turtle rock studios (the og L4D developers) is making a spiritual successor to Left 4 Dead 3 with new characters new lower and everything called back 4 blood. Supposedly it's going to be a triple a game as well. They already have a q&a sites you can look it up
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    • They've been quoted saying that anytime they see a "Can't count to 3" joke they add 2 years to the release date of Half Life 3
      Cirzahc 1 apr
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    • Like to sign petition to have Valve make Half Life 3 and Left 4 Dead 3
      GreyOne 1 apr
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    • TF2 fans: we need more hats
      TheHoovy 1 apr
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    • It sucks even more that in their last proper game Portal 2 they hinted even harder about the Borealis. Half Life 3 would've been the Avengers of the gaming industry if they cared
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    • And stopped taking care of tf2... can I get an f
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    • The shit of it is L4D 3, portal 3 of half life 3 would never meet everyone’s expectations if they were released
      Tigtone 31 mar
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    • It'll never come out unfortunately. At this point there's literally decades of hype that it cannot ever possibly live up to, so it would inevitably be an unmitigated PR disaster and they (understandably) don't want to deal with that
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    • Would rather have portal 3 than half life 3 tbh but most of all Id want more telltale the walking dead games made by skybound or someone since telltale isnt around anymore
      daban7 2 apr
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    • Valve cant fucking count to three
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    • Back 4 Blood anyone?
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    • I miss Portal and Half-Life
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    • EVERYONE a new full half life prequel is coming out on thw new valve vr headset. Its real and it will be glorious. Look into it, its the beautiful future
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    • "TF2? You mean that hat shooter game? Oh, we OWN that game? Ah, its probably dead no need to update it or anything"
      Mixomin 1 apr
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    • What are those blue things in the bottom left? Batteries?
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    • I would love a portal 3 :) they purposely made the portal 2 ending ambiguous, I wish they’d make another story.
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    • I need a VR portal game.
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    • Valve just doesn’t know how to count past 2
      Dememria 1 apr
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    • Valve has something against the number 3
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    • The community keeps L4D alive, and that makes me happy
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    • gabe is a perfectionist with his IPs, he’s read over 200 submissions from hollywood of movies for half life and had denied them all
      apq88 3 apr
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    • WHERES PORTAL 3
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    • I mean they definitely have the budget to make amazing sequels to each of their games but at this stage expectations are so high that it could never live up to them
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    • I want a fucking L4D3 game
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    • They have no reason to. Steam practically pays itself
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    • B A C K 4 B L O O D, it’s gonna be huge
      BEETZ 2 apr
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    • What if they make a BIG ASS game that connects to all TF, HL and Portal that explains all the missing lore
      andix 2 apr
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    • Which is like if Marvel stopped making films before infinity war
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    • If we support epic steam will have competition so they will be forced to make the games we love to keep us from going to epic
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    • Damn Black Mesa is behind all of this shit
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    • Cant wait for ET for the Atari 2, vidya market crash boogaloo.
      Aargph 1 apr
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    • It’s because they make so much money from the Steam store that they don’t need to make another game
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    • Valve doesnt know how to count past 2 apparently
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    • Maybe this meme will cheer him up
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    • I dont like this image because im in it
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    • The only other reason aside from them prioritizing greed would be that they’re scared they’ll fuck up a super good series with a shitty third game
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    • Left for dead 3 let’s make it happen
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    • I still want Portal 3. I just want to hear GLaDOS's sweet voice one more time.
      Echo18 1 apr
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    • We just gotta wait until May of this year. Look up Valve Index
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    • Wait, you mean you didn’t play Portal: Bridge Constructor??? They wrapped up all, and I mean ALL, of the storylines in that game. It was really beautiful; they did an amazing job.
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    • I actually believe portal 3 will be a vr game
      oQlus 1 apr
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    • They are probably getting source 2 ready to use.
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    • Is that a Ben 10 jacket?
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    • Desu 1 apr
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    • It’s like if marvel just decided not to make endgame
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    • the biggest teases in history.
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    • What games
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    • They also banned gambling
      Aviary 1 apr
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    • I really want Portal 3. That would be awesome.
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    • We've been waiting so long that fan-made mods are starting to get better than what Valve can produce now.
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    • I want that L4D3
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    • i desperately want to see Portal 3. I get that Half Life is the more popular game and would probably have an objectively better story, but Portal has always held a special place in my heart
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    • Left for dead was amazing
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    • The problem occurred when 1.people complained about some of their games i.e. "L4D2 was so rushed and its literally just more L4D" and 2.They're too scared to release anything new in fear of angering their audience if its not absolutely perfect because of all the hype that everyone drums up for "HL3"
      Wardre 2 apr
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    • It's because they let their employees do pretty much whatever they want, and that means most of the time people just say fuck it and scrap projects
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    • Will I ever get a half life 3
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    • Sure many are thinking it but I still binge play the fuck out of left4dead2 make a 3 , been 11 years now lol
      gbaby5 2 apr
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    • I was already pissed but put it this way, everything’s so much worse
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    • Please someone tell me what that hoodie is on the couch I fucken love it and can’t find it
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    • It's inadvertently EA's fault thanks to Mass Effect 3's ending giving Valve and the HL dev team cold feet.
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    • What the fuck is up with those weird fucking Homo Evolution ads they’re so weird
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    • Valve woud make an unprecendented amount of fuckton of money if theyd just make portal 3 and half life 3 or left 4 dead 3 they could spend 3 dollars on advertisement and theyd still sell millions of copy anyone who knows or has plyed thsse games would sya im right
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    • You ever think that Valve never makes another because Valve lives in fear of the fan culture they have created?
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    • I loved how metal gear used real life war situations while telling their own story about how they stopped the cold war from becoming hot. And then mgs5 came out and ruined the story.. As far as im concerned the franchise ended after the 4th one.. Was looking forward to playing big boss and your son
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    • For every hl3 joke gaben delays it a little more
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    • They have no need to make games anymore. They make so much money from steam and other bullshit that it would be considered going out of their way to make a game. Would you rather sit on your ass and get paid? Or actually put time and effort into getting paid? Valve went with the first option.
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