• When you wipe your ass for 27th time and
there's still dooky on the paper
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    • fudgeyou 6 jul
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    • You ever finish wiping and realize you have more in you
      av43 6 jul
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    • For real and then ur ass feels like its bleeding
      Rextat 6 jul
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    • I hate it when I'm done wiping and I feel a second wave incoming. Like mf I just got done, what's all this then?
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    • Baby wipes changed my life
      clang82 6 jul
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    • I used to make fun of my bf for constantly buying baby wipes and using those, but honestly, once you try it you cant go back
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    • You must have a lot of hair there then
      Rileyy 6 jul
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    • Use a bidet or a water sprayer
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    • That’s when you get the sandpaper
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    • Call your dog
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    • Facts then tou have to flush again because of all the toilet paper. Then right after your cleaned up ou gotta shit again
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    • There’s been times where I’ve used so much tp and I’m so pissed off I’ll just jump in the shower and rinse off my asshole
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    • Try using sand paper
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    • Sometimes it’s like wiping a marker . Doesn’t end
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    • Why is your black homie there with you?
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    • My parents don't understand this and they think I'm jacking off when im really wiping for eternity
      EthanT 6 jul
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    • Your anus is just blood
      Kaiau 6 jul
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    • Y’all got get a bidet. It’ll totally change your wiping experience
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    • Fun fact! The reason it does that is not because it's still dirty, but because there is a tiny chode of a shite peeking out and you're in fact just rubbing that until it's gone!
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    • I used to have some friends in the Phillipines and i guess over there they only use bidets, they've never used tp, so one time they asked me, they were like "so... how do you guys like.. know when youre clean?" And i was like "uh.. we just keep wiping til theres nothing left on the paper?" And they
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    • Take that brown crayon out your ass
      CatOrgy 6 jul
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    • Like wiping a marker.
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    • Use the cheese grater, idiot
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    • Like wiping the end of a sharpie
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    • Today, Skrunky took a massive shit that destroyed his butthole. It was so big that it felt kinda gay.
      Skrunky 6 jul
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    • That means you aren’t done yet. Stick a finger up there to loosen things up
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    • Wait you bring your black friend to help you?
      TCGPanda 6 jul
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    • You just gotta suck your finger and then use it to push the next turd in line back up in yo shitbox and deal wit it later bruh
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    • Idk why but the word dooky has some strong 2012-2014 vibes
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    • Just shatif😎
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    • Jump in the shower
      N3KR0 6 jul
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    • I just finger my ass at that point
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    • Honestly I wipe until there’s no more shit but then apparently I’m always “using too much”
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    • It’s like wiping a fucking marker sometimes
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    • Get some of those flushable wipe .. trust in me
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    • that means you ain’t done shittin bruh
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    • Time was simple until I grew butthole hairs
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    • I think that's a sign of colon cancer
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    • Its the shit stuck on your asshole hair use wet wipes
      69memes 8 jul
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    • It’s called flushable wet wipes you skid marking uncultured swine
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    • If you don’t use wet wipes you walk around with poop on ur ass
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    • It means you're gonna have diarrhea the next day so dont make any plans or dates!
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    • Like wiping a sharpie
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    • I’m reading this as I take a shit and I feel like I’m being targeted
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    • Use baby wipes stupid
      kanep0e 6 jul
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    • Take your shower head and just go to town, or if you want a good clean put your ass under the tub faucet. Shit works wonders if you don't have a bidet
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    • I was in jail in gen pop. Open toilets in the unit, like you can watch tv and poop in front of 80 other dudes. This guy was like " I got the peanut butter shits" he wiped at least 10 times. Fuck!!
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    • Thats why bides are superior to tp. Tp are just nasty.
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    • That why I put just the tip in with a wipe. Stop the endless wiping
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    • Fr
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    • Shower
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    • It's called a bidet and it's mind blowing that people still aren't on board. Like "would you like this amazing thing that will only improve your life?" ... "Nah". Seriously. Get one.
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    • Diaper wipes
      Lesbians 7 jul
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    • I don’t think I’ve ever used more then two wipes.
      Deathza 6 jul
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    • Shave ya damn ass
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    • Shave your ass
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    • Tip speed your bum cheeks so the poop don’t touch your cheeks and falls down fast
      Melick 9 jul
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    • I’m wiping rn tf...
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    • Just face it man. Your asshole is a brown marker
      Avalre 7 jul
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    • Stop wiping with TP use water. Like to share the knowledge.
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    • Use a towel
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    • Use baby wipes
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    • It’s hard on these streets
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    • That’s a pretty specific example, are you OK OP
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    • i i got some dooky on my finger.
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    • Nigga use baby wipes
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    • I call those the "felt pen" shits
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    • I just spread my buttcheeks so it doesnt have a chance to touch them
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    • I call those the Infinity Wipes
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    • At that point you just gotta hop in the shower.
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    • Nothing says clean like the inside of your flesh
      Asha1337 6 jul
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    • MatteoD 6 jul
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    • Its like a fucken magic marker
      TK6292 6 jul
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    • And thus, the garden hose got involved
      2sweg4u 6 jul
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    • Just spit on the paper and wipe. Makeshift wipee
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    • Such a shitty scenario
      StJac0b 6 jul
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    • Water? I used water because it cleans it all the way, you don't smell after, you feel better, and you save toilet paper as you only have to dry after. Plus I have a hairy ass so.
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    • "dooky"
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    • Why you mad? you still got a snack for later...
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    • Dumb Americans with no bidet's
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    • Lmao who even wipes anymore if it’s there then it’s there and who tf cares
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    • Do people really flush the toilet paper down the toilet ? You guys don’t have a trash bin in your bathroom ?
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    • It's true! I was the dookie.
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    • I love takin those shits where its just one wipe and there's nothing
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    • Thinking you finished taking a dump when more liquid shit takes its place
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    • I have psoriasis so sometimes when I wipe too hard my hole bleeds
      MikeMan1 9 jul
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