Lotion companies: "This product will take
ten years off your life"
toomanyhobbies toomanyhobbies
5 apr 2020
Lotion companies: "This product will take ten years off your life"
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
18 dec 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape
holds.
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YourSmileIsAmazing YourSmileIsAmazing
3 jan 2021
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. SAY PLEASE DO YOUF Pay with 70 YouR Pag Use hind we Know you arol
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you
did miss a page
SynthWavez SynthWavez
22 jan 2021
When you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut but girls still ignore you did miss a page
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
21 sep 2020
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
HIM: what ru coin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me pic
HER:
thelewdplaguedoctor thelewdplaguedoctor
4 dec 2020
HIM: what ru coin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me pic HER:
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
DOGS
2020*
@ECAUSE HUMANS
ismellwaffles ismellwaffles
24 sep 2020
DOGS 2020* @ECAUSE HUMANS
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
MY DANDY SAYS
YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET,
GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
MY DANDY SAYS YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET, GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
HELLO. I'M war's
FAT, YOUR NAME?
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Konzu Konzu
24 sep 2020
HELLO. I'M war's FAT, YOUR NAME? LAZ? CAT! O
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
shitmemesfordays shitmemesfordays
22 jan 2021
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
SnekByte SnekByte
5 oct 2020
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
combathunter19 combathunter19
25 sep 2020
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
"How many hoes you got?"
Me:
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
"How many hoes you got?" Me:
Tiger who cracked her own tooth is fitted with a gold tooth implant
Str Baggington
@jolloffset
He's not tiger anymore he's TIGER
bricksupreme bricksupreme
2 mar
Tiger who cracked her own tooth is fitted with a gold tooth implant Str Baggington @jolloffset He's not tiger anymore he's TIGER
When you're in church and burp and taste nut from last night
lord! That to scape ost
child tried to scape
bmed93179 bmed93179
5 nov 2020
When you're in church and burp and taste nut from last night lord! That to scape ost child tried to scape
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man
Touch his bald head and absorb his power.
Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
CrimsonTynan CrimsonTynan
25 sep 2020
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man Touch his bald head and absorb his power. Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.