• Losing my mind over the idea that
pigeons existed before cities. Like can
you imagine pigeons just hanging out
in a forest? Eating bugs instead of
gutter bagels? I personally just don't
buy it.
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    • Pigeons are originally from Africa where they are called rock doves. The naturally nest on cliffs making for an easy transfer to urban areas and cities.
      AAAOA 21 jul
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    • The modern pigeon didn't exist before cities, we caused them to branch off an older species
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    • Well pigeons came around the same time as government came around. Out of total Coincidence
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    • My man doesn’t realize that cities came first because pigeons are just government surveillance drones
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    • Well they were created by the government to spy on its citizens
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    • They're rock doves. They wouldn't live in forests, but cliffs. That's why they thrive among tall buildings.
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    • I always thought it was funny watching the little guys. The way the walk around and just move. They are like city chickens
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    • Birds were replaced in the 70s and that’s when they had the pigeon update
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    • Wasn't it a different pigeon that's extinct now? No? Am i retarded? Maybe.
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    • Did yall know birds can like sense the earths magnetic field. Thats how they know north to south.
      _AD_ 22 jul
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    • They are government spys duh
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    • I can’t imagine seeing a pigeon anywhere else.
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    • Pigeons, or rock doves, used to nest on cliff sides. Because of the tall, stone buildings common in cities, pigeons started nesting there as well, which is why they are so common in big cities.
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    • You shouldn’t buy it. Pigeons and bed bugs are both surveillance drones for shady government agencies
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    • You seem to forget there still are pigeons in many woods.
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    • ISIS
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    • Ok but what made them migrate to cities
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    • you ignorant rube they’re drones. how many times do we have to say it
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    • There are 13 comments I want to say something funny to get TC but I'm too lazy I probably have a good chance to bc i could do it on this whole feature set but no.
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    • Birds aren’t real
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    • Birds aren’t real.
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    • Same thing with raccoons
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    • Another point of evidence for pigeons being government surveillance drones.
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    • Wrong. We didn’t introduce pigeons until the cities update dropped.
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    • If cities stopped existing I bet pigeons would start struggling to live
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    • North American rock dove
      xyphaan 21 jul
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    • Can’t wait for the extinction update
      Awol_VI 21 jul
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    • Pigeons are the same species as doves
      SuccMeRaw 21 jul
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    • CAW
      KyKy 21 jul
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    • Technically, Humans bred pigeons, like they did dogs.
      DArtagnan 21 jul
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    • again, where are the gangsta pigeons ?
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    • Same with raccoons
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    • You dumb
      Bubbly070 21 jul
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    • And so now I'm going go start using gutter bagel as an insult.
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    • Pigeons are selectively bred. Like you wouldn’t see a modern dog wandering the forest
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    • Pigeons are not real birds
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    • I live in Northern Arkansas and have never seen a pigeon in real life before.
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    • Pigeons were brought to the America’s as a food source (Squab)
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    • I want a pet pigeon
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    • Bird aren't real, they just spy drones and recharge on power lines
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    • Y’all ever wonder what some animals would be like if humans never built all the cities and stuff? Like it was just nature? All the squirrels, raccoons, pigeons, animals like that?
      Zerotonyn 24 jul
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    • Pigeons couldn't have existed before cities because they're government drones
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    • Those nyc pigeons are wack, they just aren't scared of humans like the pigeons down in the southwest...
      Cladan 24 jul
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    • Birds aren't real
      COQMASTER 23 jul
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    • You mean the government surveillance drones?
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    • There are pigeons that live in my horses stable. When she’s moulting they sit on her back and pick the hair out for their nest. She likes her little friends
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    • Someone’s never left the city
      OB1Kenobi 23 jul
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    • WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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    • How about cows tho
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    • Pigeons were invented in 1816 by Man named Robert Doveson
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    • Pigeons are a type of dove, interestingly enough.
      Sir_Drynk 23 jul
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    • Pigeons are practically flying rats, just disgusting birds and if you take it to the forest it will just fly back to west it came from
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    • Wow, you’ve never seen a pigeon outside of a city, have you
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    • Pigeons aren’t real period
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    • I hunt doves which are closely related and dove season also covers wild pigeons, I don’t know their exact diet but I know they eat wild hemp seeds a lot.
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    • simpqueen 23 jul
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    • Pigeons aren't real so
      coschank8 23 jul
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    • They are related to dove. Doves are in a lot of places
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    • Doves?
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    • The most pigeons I had at once was 80. I had all kinds. The rollers were pretty cool. They do backflips while flying
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    • You should see passenger pigeon they were the true wild pigeon and we hunted them to extinction the had massive flocks. They were so pretty.
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    • We lived on the side of cliffs, it was fun.
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    • Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? EXACTLY. The birds work for the government
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    • This could work about homeless people too
      meme60 22 jul
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    • Birds Aren’t Real
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    • So when i went to get my first tattoo one of the other tattoo artists there was pretty obviously stoned but functional. I was watching my artist do my partners tattoo when he said fairly loudly "Oh damn! That pigeon just ate a cigarette butt" and i die every time i see a pigeon eating now.
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    • I actually see pigeons in my woods a lot and it really weirds me out. Even never having lived in a city I still feel like they’re unnatural here.
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    • They're obviously government surveillance drones 👀
      Glowing 22 jul
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    • We hunted all the wild pigeons to extinction.
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    • Modern pridgeons are a hybrid species of doves and rock pigeons that wouldn't have existed had cities not created a new ecosystem that both species could exist in.
      Zenith12 22 jul
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    • But it’s true
      RAVAGE54 22 jul
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    • I legit read this as penguins. And I was very confused.
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    • Wood pigeons
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    • It's a little bit easier when you live in a rural town where other species of doves are just outside the city limits
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    • Remember the flightless pigeon? The dodo bird?
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    • Our race will rise again
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    • Do you want conspiracy theorists? Because that's how you get conspiracy theorists.
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    • I have pigeons here in Vermont and I’m in a rural area, no city. We have pigeons in trees and rocks all the time, they are faster and less docile than the city pigeons I’ve seen. The ones here also seem to flock with Mourning Doves
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    • We have some pigeons livin on our cranberry marsh. Its so weird to see them out in nature. Especially since I had a neighbor with a pigion coop when I lived in the city.
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      Sharkguy 22 jul
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    • And they shit on grass instead of cars no way personally I like to think there were rocks back then shaped like cars and they liked to shit on those
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    • The govt made pigeons
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    • Pigeons didn’t exist before cities because the government couldn’t create them yet
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    • We have pigeons living in the barn :)
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    • Today I saw a rust colored pigeon like a weird orange color, never seen one like that
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    • Birds aren’t real. Wake up sheeple!
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    • That is how flat earthers think lol
      MoFarr 22 jul
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    • Guys, ladies?, the pigeons are robots and never existed before hand. They eat trash bagels because the government is hiding the secret biofuel that comes from baked things that store all that solar energy in them when cooked
      Tojake2 22 jul
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    • Didn't we breed them for bird messengers during ww1 and we released them now they are ramoant
      luebay 22 jul
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    • Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
      hawl 22 jul
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    • landryhop 22 jul
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    • Pigeons are a species of dove known as the rock dove
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    • It’s like a New Yorker they do the same
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    • Birds aren't real
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    • how can you be so dumb
      memegod24 22 jul
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