Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
< Keem Banks th-@
Nobody:
You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
< Keem Banks th-@ Nobody: You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!"
TRAINING
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!" TRAINING
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong
Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
peruzzib peruzzib
26 sep 2020
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
Types of Cat Loaf
white
cinnamon
marble rye
choco-swirl
cheesy garlic
toasted
pumpernickel
extra fluffy
stale
potato
burnt
moldy
gluten-free
whole grain
Beebles Beebles
25 sep 2020
Types of Cat Loaf white cinnamon marble rye choco-swirl cheesy garlic toasted pumpernickel extra fluffy stale potato burnt moldy gluten-free whole grain
HAVE THREE OPENINGS
~ TKNOW
HAVE THREE OPENINGS ~ TKNOW
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
Nobody:
History channel at midnight:
shadey12 shadey12
7 apr
Nobody: History channel at midnight:
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
h8thejews h8thejews
17 mar
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
using the drake and cat meme
using my pup as
I the meme because he is a good boi
1200AM 1200AM
21 sep 2020
using the drake and cat meme using my pup as I the meme because he is a good boi
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi
delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of
what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
AxlDavis2012
9 oct 2020
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
HighlandBanjo HighlandBanjo
24 sep 2020
ON' HAT LIKE LooK' cone! AN
Netflix: Are you still there?
Me: Are any of us really here?
Spiders Spiders
27 jan 2021
Netflix: Are you still there? Me: Are any of us really here?
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
26 jan 2021
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners: