logging out, dont hmu. real friends know whats
wrong. streaks
logging out, dont hmu. real friends know whats wrong. streaks
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
AFloridian AFloridian
9 feb
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
Netflix: Are you still there
Me:
bigclout bigclout
1 may
Netflix: Are you still there Me:
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
BuggyBob BuggyBob
22 jan 2021
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs
Being a standup comedian
Being
Hollywood actor
comedian
...of free choice.
KingGarb KingGarb
25 sep 2020
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs Being a standup comedian Being Hollywood actor comedian ...of free choice.
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
DICKCHEESE DICKCHEESE
22 jan 2021
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
DID YOU KNOW?
Al Capone started one of America's first soup kitchens during the Great Depression. By 1931, The Chicago
Tribune reported that the Capone Free Soup Kitchen served over 120,000 meals every single day. Many
Chicagoans credit Capone with doing more for the poor than the federal government.
nervousari
5 oct 2020
DID YOU KNOW? Al Capone started one of America's first soup kitchens during the Great Depression. By 1931, The Chicago Tribune reported that the Capone Free Soup Kitchen served over 120,000 meals every single day. Many Chicagoans credit Capone with doing more for the poor than the federal government.
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
quietnooners quietnooners
25 mar
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION
Up
Demeanor Demeanor
30 sep 2020
POLICE THREATENED IRAQI PROTESTERS WITH DOGS - THEY THREATENED BACK WITH A LION Up
EyeDrops EyeDrops
24 sep 2020
TikTok Me after scoring 56 points in flag football at recess:
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
Hacker: I have all of your passwords
Me who forgot them:
Hacker: I have all of your passwords Me who forgot them:
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
EllietheGolden EllietheGolden
29 sep 2020
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong
Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
peruzzib peruzzib
26 sep 2020
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)