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    • Saying "these edibles ain't shit" is the equivalent of saying "alexa,"
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    • They honestly really do. My friend took one an hour before geometry class then he said he was gonna get his money back, then I look back over at him and this man has the glossiest eyes I've ever seen and looked like he just got back from Nam
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    • People who tweet when they’re high are npc’s
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    • The 5 edibles guy was asleep for 9 days
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    • Special agent Oso got cake
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    • The fucking Sega PlayStation one lmao
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    • microsoft wii
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    • It took 3 hours for my first acid trip to start. Thought I had a bad batch until I became retarded for 12 hours
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    • I have only gotten high twice. The second time being a few months ago. I was suggested to only eat one or two edibles. I had four. And i expressed my dissapointment at not feeling anything. *two hours later* i felt like i was constantly floating on the bed and could not process anything.(1/2)
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    • My girlfriend’s friend (she wasn’t my gf at the time) gave her an edible the first day of the semester. We were happy because we both had Spanish together. So I walk in; and she comes in late and laughing. Then she sits far away from me, so ofc I was disappointed. So she finally confessed to me that
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    • Sega PlayStation
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    • It’s the same with acid . You’re good until someone says “ do you feel it yet”
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    • I am never eating edibles again. Wild shit happening and I felt my fucking soul ascend. Alright, story time motherfuckers. I was living with my ex, and we had an ounce of flower and we decided we were gonna make edibles. So we were making the pot butter and the entire apartment complex smelled like-
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    • Never understood edibles ... who eats a quarter of a brownie
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    • That man slept for 11 days
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    • One time my buddy and I threw a party and made rice crispy edibles. Like overpowering strong one. They didnt even taste good mostly just like wax. And my best friends buddy decided to ignore the dosage cards I made and all the signs and started freaking tf out. She was screaming we were gonna scoop
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    • I don’t blame olivia
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    • I took too much of an edible one time in my life I had 2 cookies each about 300 mg and I knew one of them got me very high but I wanted to be flying so I had the second and I do not remember much from that night other than me sitting on the couch staring into space and my friends worried about me lo
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    • Same with alcohol but to a lesser extent. Everything is fine till someone asks you "you good?" Then u realize just how not good you are and ur about to puke
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    • I remember I took 5 gummy edibles and I was high for 2 days and I was convinced I nooned my entire family and hid their bodies but in reality they were at work so imagine my fucking surprise when my mom came knocking at the front door.
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    • One of my first times taking edibles I took one that was 420MG with no tolerance and I was on the fucking moon all day long. Ended up in the shower at 3 am puking my guts up and crying, never mega dosing an edible again
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    • I never smoke or take edibles. But I got an edible once. It was chocolate with a caramel filling and I barely had a quarter of it. Like the size of a pencil eraser. I remember chilling watching some YouTube and my boyfriend came home and scared me and it made me totally panic and sick from it.
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    • Lmao my best friend and I took two whole cookies for our first time ever taking edibles and we were like “yo wtf these didn’t even work” then like five minutes later it hit me like a truck and my best friend was like “I don’t feel shit” then two minutes later she goes
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    • I bought edibles off my buddy when I was in school and he brought them to me in school, told me to only eat half of one cause I dont smoke very much, ate half of 1, didnt feel shit, ate the other half, then ate the second 1....jesus christ I never had so much fun in Masonry class before, but then I
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    • Literally yesterday me and my buddy took edibles, a little over an hour later we both weren't feeling anything so we took more. Right as we ate the second ones the first ones kicked in and we just looked at each other and said "uh oh"
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    • SPECIAL AGENT OSO
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    • So when does the gangbang with Special Agent Oso start?
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    • I forgot about oso holy crap
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    • Yo SpecialAgentOso_2016 Olivia going wild
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    • These edibles ain't shit. Later:
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    • Edibles just metabolize different
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    • I've taken edibles one (1) time and they were gummies, and I remember telling myself I wasted money on these edibles, only to immediately have my ass kicked by said gummies
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    • The boogeyman is real no it's not pranked you
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    • Man i feel like I'm made of air
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    • Okay so when I was in highschool, I smoked joints/ate edibles a lot but the entire time I maintained a 4.33 GPA and it wasn't that hard. Was anyone else like this? I see a lot of people describe stoners as stupid or lazy but aren't there a good amount that also do well in school?
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    • These edibles ain’t shit
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    • Not special agent oso
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    • I once got a bunch of edibles from my dealer, who mixed a bunch of 10, 20, and 50 mg gummies together in the same bag. He warned me saying to not take too many because of this because I could get fucked. I took one, waited a half hour, took another, waited again, then took 2 more. I ate...
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    • I did this my first time taking an edible, I took half of it and waited an hour, said this ain't shit, took the rest of it then took a nap. Woke up high as fuck.
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    • The first time I had a edible, literally 10 mins before it kicked (ate it 3 hrs prior) my friend that smokes weed asked me and I said no. 15 mins later I joined his playstation party to tell him I think it kicked in and I couldn't speak for 30 mins and then I burst out laughing at the the fact
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    • these edibles aint shit
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    • I took a half of an edible but I didn’t feel shit so I took the other half and almost had a heart attack and had to go to the hospital.
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    • I remember one time I was on 4 tabs. I was in a weird space mentally so the moving visuals weren’t really hitting, even in the slightest. I saw faces all over my walls and a picture of a native women standing by a river in the patterns on my wall. I said out loud “man this acid ain’t shit”
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    • You know these edibles kinda..........FUCK
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    • I had an edible brownie once, and it literally didn't do anything. Waste of $20 bucks. Before you ask, it was real.
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    • Special agent oso!!!!!!!
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    • Hehe drugs are so cool and quirky?!! I use them too guys!!! 😳
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    • Good God I forgot about Special Agent Oso
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    • Edibles just built different
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    • I can eat literal pounds of very strong edibles and not get effected.
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    • Edibles have never gotten me high and it’s really disappointing cause it’s such a lowkey easy way to get high
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    • Hate wine, nasty as fuck. Doesn't get me buzzed even if I power through half a bottle. I'd rather have Jack.
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    • when i’m high i like to explore the forest which is good bc i live in colorado but bad bc that’s how you get forever lost
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    • The 3rd guy
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    • Had a similar experience with alcohol a few weeks ago. Took 5 shots, didn’t feel anything, took 4 more, they all hit at once half an hour later and my roommates had to pull me from a puddle of vomit in the middle of the kitchen
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    • Bruh, you just unlocked a memory I forgot I had, what Is that bear from?! I miss that show
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    • took edibles on the last day of school and i greened the fuck out. I literally thought that life was a video game. When my friends found me wandering around i told them that i thought i was in freemode.Everything started looking like an echo too. Eventually i just started slithering around.
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    • Hahaha drug funny
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    • Fuck what is the name of that bear I used to watch that shit all the time
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    • One time this kid in my art class gave me edibles and I thought they were gummy bears so I ate 6 before he stopped me and I don’t feel shit till I got home and ate everything at my house and watched all 3 seasons of doc mcstuffins and slept for a whole day.
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    • The first kind of frugs I ever had were after surgery when I was in high school. They gave me oxycodone and let's just say after a few days when it wasn't hurting his bed it was some good times.
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    • Um I hope you all know that weed effects everyone differently and even then edibles go off you're digestive system so even if u ate like five ( you're gonna feel it ) it might kick in later but AGAIN WEED EFFECTS EVERYONE DIFFERENTLY SO IT MIGHT NOT WORK
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    • O so was some sober and did not want to admit it
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    • No one I know will ever find this so: My buddies took edibles and I watched them trip. My one friend screamed and threw up 19 times. He passed out and looked so pale I swore he was dead. He wasnt he woke up like a half hour later and thought that an entire day passed.
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    • Holy shit whats that bear called again oh my goodnesss
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    • Edibles: “you talking shit? I’ll fucking mess you up”
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    • My names Bobby. Yes. I too have the large penile.
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    • Had a couple edibles not sure how much in them nothing had happened been like 2-4 hours will update
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    • I ate 5 edibles and smoked a couple bowls and did this
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    • First time I had edibles I wound up in a bathroom with puke EVERYWHERE
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    • Shit I look like special agent Oso girl, I’ll be in the DMs
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    • Third nigga slept 9 days
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    • I've had edibles like every night since march
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    • Anyone ever have edible or vape carts sent to them in the mail? Is it worth stressing over a very small amount
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    • Bro not agent oso.
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    • That is NOT oooouuuutt standing agent oso
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    • Special agent OSO wtf
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    • Bro someone sell me some
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    • Yep, accidentally took more than I should've the other day and had a panic attack, threw up and my whole body was twitching/ having little spasms
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    • I thought special agent oso was a fucking dream
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    • My edible story is crazy and way too long to type out and yes I talked shit about it
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    • I love edibles so much
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    • I remember I ate 9 brownies cause I was stupid and didn't know the dosage at my buddy's party. It took 3 hours to kick in but holy shit did they kick in. That was the first and last time i ever needed to get driven home. I lived in the garage at the- continue
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    • Edibles from dispensaries are shit. At the cultivation facility, they use the bits after trimming the buds to make the concentrate to make the edible. So, stuff like stems are used. All of the low quality parts, but still high price. It also doesn't get cured, which causes the headaches.
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    • What are edibles?
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    • Shiit I fucked RedCrewmate ahhaah
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    • Hur dur drugs are cool and don't fuck you up at all
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    • Man y’all talk about edibles like their acid or an eighth of shrooms or something.
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    • Typical woman being a whore
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    • Ngl, this was funny as fuck.
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    • It’s so true by the time I realized it I took two and couldn’t figure out how to get through a door
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    • Not really. I've never had edibles work for me ever 😂 but smoking works
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    • I took an edible, didn’t say “this edible ain’t shit” cuz I didn’t want karma to fuck with me. Then it never hit.
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    • Drugs are bad mkay
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    • I'm fried rn but that bear was the best motherfucking agent I've ever seen
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