• Me: May I use the bathroom
Teacher: why didn't you during lunch?
The bathroom during lunch:
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    • I went into the bathroom one day to find a bunch of people playing bayblade on a lunch tray with 5 dollars next to it. This is accurate.
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    • Gonna have to ask you to not summon Potema, thanks.
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    • I walked in on a blood sacrifice in the bathroom at school. It was a private catholic school. Dipshts didn't even draw the pentagram correctly
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    • During lunch I went to the bathroom only to be met with someone shitting in the urinal and 5 guys cheering him on
      bread3 15 jan
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    • We summon Potema!
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    • You go into the bois bathroom, there is like 12 of them, just sitting on counters, stalls, and the floor, when entering, all their conversations stop, and they stare at you like you defiled a sacred passage. Never again, will I enter what the mortals call the Bathroom
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    • Summoning jah in the restroom
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    • The bathroom during break
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    • Ok so one time I walk into the bathroom, theres guys vaping in the stalls and everyone else is eating cheese sticks standing in a circle silently. I'm cool with them so I join them and a sub with a 10/10 suit walks in. The guy looks at us, sets down his briefcase, washes his hands and leaves. EPIC
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    • This is exactly what girls do in the bathroom hense why we must go in groups. Y'all wanted gamer girls and now we are all sorcerers. Enjoy
      Miezute 14 jan
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    • Who the fuck is shitting in the juul room
      Crustle 14 jan
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    • It’s none of your god damn business Karen, now unless you want me to make a yellow puddle in this plastic chair and sparks start flying because these motherfuckers know static electricity better than a playground slide, you had better let me go to the whiz palace.
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    • They're trying to summon Queen Potema
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    • Teacher asked me that once so I just walked out of the room and went. Stupid bitch shouldn’t answer a question with a question
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    • One time I went to the bathroom during lunch, and heard a dude jerking it, moaning, and porn blasting from his phone. This was in the women’s restroom
      yellow 16 jan
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    • At my school one of the swole wrestler dudes would always take a shit with the stall wide open. If you looked at him while he was shitting you had until he finished to get the outta there or he'd beat your ass.
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    • Last time I went to the bathroom during lunch some girl was fucking a dude fully naked and the dude was sitting on the toilet he got suspended and she became a meme cause she fucked him for a dollar
      Emolilian 16 jan
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    • When 20 nibbas juuling and they all exhale at the same time
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    • I once said to my teacher "I didn't go during lunch because there were a bunch of dudes smoking and yelling in there." she went silent and I just walked out.
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    • i was at school one day and this group of girls that are “supposably” some stupid gender walked out the men’s restroom. i was bothered by it because none of them were cute 😔
      Nakani 14 jan
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    • Dude, I have Ulcerative Colitis (not anymore)I had to use the bathroom all the time to dump. Nothing would infuriate me more than kids vaping in a stall.
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    • I went to the bathroom today just casually taking a pee and then I notice like 15 guys rush in and jump up on the stalls after seeing that I hurried up and went to wash my hands and as I a was walking like 20more people run in now Im just trying to get outa here before I get in the middle of a fight
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    • Saw this while taking a shit at lunch while the football team is in here screaming
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    • I went into a bathroom during lunch once and there was two kids ducking under a stall to show a video to the kid taking a shit inside the stall
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    • Lyndrn 16 jan
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    • I walked into the bathroom once and took a dump for 40 minutes. The teacher did not believe me when I told her I took a dump for that long and wrote me up but the vice principal reviewed camera footage from outside the bathroom and found that I was ineed taking a shit for 40 minutes.
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    • ah cool i kiIIed that bitch for the 289th time today
      djthiccc 14 jan
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    • The wolf queen
      panic2695 14 jan
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    • Vaping isn’t that cool
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    • In reality, the stalls are taken by vaping students.. the handicap stall is full with more than one person so they can fucking share the juul.
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    • I never had teachers do this (to me at least). They understood during class breaks you’d sometimes have to speed from one end of the school to the other, usually to stop by your locker, and didn’t have the time. Lunch was a bit different but [1/2]
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    • I have two memories of the bathroom during lunch. Once I walked in and there was a bunch of Mexicans (and yes, a majority of Hispanics at my school were Mexican) were opening up their backpacks on the floor, and everyone of them turned and stared me down. I walked back out... The second time I was..
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    • Because during lunch we were all busy playing a big game of Mario Kart 7.
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    • Tf is a bathroom you mean juulroom??
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    • One time I went to the bathroom and some wrote in Sharpie over the toilet: “Welcome to Aidsville, population- you” and that’s when I knew I didn’t have to shit
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    • Because I didn’t have to go during lunch. I’m sorry, dumb bitch, that my body decided it has to use the bathroom 5 min into class. I can’t fuckin control when I gotta go so sorry for not having to pee 5 min ago you 2+2 not knowing wtf it is bitch
      zac1264 15 jan
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    • Just ask the teacher if THEY went to the bathroom during lunch. When they say no ask why. Use their answer against them
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    • Phexal 14 jan
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    • Why is it so true
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    • Umbra mortis veni foras et percutiam de inimicis meis!
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    • I remember this quest.
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    • Summoned with words, bound by blood
      Big_Sippy 14 jan
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    • Summoning Potema
      Budokan 14 jan
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    • Snips 14 jan
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    • Boys restrooms are fucked up, girls are lucky. I saw someone eating their breakfast in the shit smelling bathroom. He was listening to all the fart sound while eating. And there was 3 dudes on the stalls having a pissing contest on who pees the furthest
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    • When I was in elementary school, the yard duties would randomly pop in and kick everyone out that wasn’t in a stall.
      docDIS 16 jan
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    • Would've been funnier if they used that clip where all the guys are singing in the bathroom and it's echoing that one game song they all.do
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    • My cafeteria was outside so we had outside bathrooms but they were always locked and midway through my freshman year, security started to lock all the other buildings so the kids couldn’t mess around inside-we actually couldn’t go to the bathroom during lunch
      mursp 16 jan
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    • The floor was just covered in vaping sophomores and chunks of muffin
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    • Our school was so ghetto, we had a crackhead bitch who deadass gave head in the family bathroom for $40. Shit was depressing as fuck when youd see 10 dudes lined up to use the family bathroom "because they were insecure".
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    • Because I piss more than once a day.
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    • A quality skyrim meme.... Thank you
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    • Sic tibi vi isci te, sacramentum. Erit premium, sanguine sanctum. Erit premium, sanguine sanctum absconditum. Vel venio humanitas, tendo pendere. Sanguine sanctum!
      _000 15 jan
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    • Witch Skyrim is this
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    • I went to the bathroom one day and saw a group of kids rolling dice and betting on the number it lands on.
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    • I always snipe them with a bow lmao
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    • It’s hard to pee when the bathroom reeks of unwashed hoodies, Juuls, body Oder, and has 15 kids piled up by the urinals all hitting their vapes, being loud and retarded. I’d rather go piss outside
      Your_Gae 14 jan
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    • Is this wolfskull cave??
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    • We all need to start talking back when teachers say stupid shit like this. Maybe i didnt need to go during lunch? Maybe the bathroom was crowded as fuck? Teachers have their own private bathrooms so they dont understand
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    • PorkSword 14 jan
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    • Ah yes. I too take the quest of the beacon
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    • No because lunch was an hour ago
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    • My school is installing vape sensors.
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    • Bruh are they summoning the one and only wolf queen potema
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    • Bro I remeber that quest I did I glitch and made all my armor broken and weapons do 1b+ dmg and one shot them all
      noon68 14 jan
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    • Weird Halo flex but ok... 👌🏼
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    • Things that happen in my schools bathrooms: tampons soaked with water and throw on the wall, unflushed toilets, walking out without washing hands, blood on the floor, multiple girls going into one stall.
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    • i’ve mastered the bathrooms at school. flush, then shit during the flush. bathrooms are my domain and i’m their lord.
      zuccage 17 jan
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    • Because It takes all lunch To wait in line and eat quickly
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    • Facts
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    • I walked in to a bathroom just to see kids in every stall smearing shit on every inch of the toilet
      vewless 17 jan
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    • Even said “may i” and everything smh
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    • The Wolf Queen’s back in the bathroom
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    • Never related to something more
      Paige06 17 jan
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    • My retarded ass had to look up how to leave that place
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    • I hate it when niggas are tryina summon Potema
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    • The autistic kid always in there using the urinal with his pants all the way down
      Bwads17 17 jan
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    • Potema is a weak ass bitch
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    • Because we only have 20 minutes to eat and I use all 20 minutes because I don't inhale my food like an animal
      kygt63 17 jan
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    • My dumbass school keeps the bathrooms locked during lunch.
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    • I walked into the bathroom to a crazy ass fight, the dude was like a foot taller then the other guy and they were beating the hell o of eachother, then they hit the stall so hard it broke the stall door and a dude was peeing in there and the two guys were still fight in the stall.
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    • Maybe I didn't have to go to the bathroom during lunch which was 30 minutes ago. I'm sorry?
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    • Wait you guys are getting lunch?
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    • Fuck yeah
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    • Ah the good ol days of trying to bind Potema to this realm in the boys bathroom
      Gir_nade 17 jan
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    • WE SUMMON POTEMA
      Weezer 17 jan
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    • The bathroom is just full of kids vaping and screaming like fucking retards.
      iFunyAds 17 jan
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    • I heard a guy blasting mozart in the stalls before
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    • we arent allowed to leave the caf during lunch becuase they dont want anybody vaping in the bathrooms
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    • When your school locks bathrooms because people keep ripping sinks off of walls.
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    • Man, don’t you hate when them damn high schoolers summon Potema The Wolf Queen, the most dangerous necromancer in Skyrim’s history.
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    • Because I didn’t have to go then you stupid bitch
      pEaRpLe 17 jan
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    • During lunch, I drank the fluids that caused me to need to use the restroom.
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    • Because my bowels are a pain in the ass
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    • in eighth grade I was in the bathroom and a girl through a dead kittten in a Ziploc bag Ito the trash can. I had to take it to the dean, worst part is people who told me I was gross for picking up the bag and reporting it to the dean tried to take the credit.
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