LO
Ask not for whom
the dog barks.
It barks for thee.
jenjeninator jenjeninator
23 sep 2020
LO Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee.
He: What that mouth do?
Her:
Argue)
He: What that mouth do? Her: Argue)
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
collaboration
lush_uncannedbeanss lush_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
collaboration
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat
600, dafug you gunna do?"
Me:
Maybelater Maybelater
2 mar
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat 600, dafug you gunna do?" Me:
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
Crime Watch Daily @
WOE cam Crine WatchDaid,
University bookstore worker stole
$20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt
dog daddy
MEMEOLOGY
I hope he returned those 2 books
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
24 sep 2020
Crime Watch Daily @ WOE cam Crine WatchDaid, University bookstore worker stole $20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt dog daddy MEMEOLOGY I hope he returned those 2 books
When your Dad helps you
dress up for Halloween:)
BasicMemes BasicMemes
29 oct 2020
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
Brain: Do it
Me: Why
Brain: You gotta
Forte
Room
barko_the_grea barko_the_grea
25 sep 2020
Brain: Do it Me: Why Brain: You gotta Forte Room
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED
THIO A THREAT
Braptain_Skiddty Braptain_Skiddty
9 sep 2020
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED THIO A THREAT
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
ErosOne ErosOne
27 mar
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to
Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
samanthaholic samanthaholic
1 oct 2020
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.