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    • Here I made a meme, can I have top comment now?
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    • The fact that older versions came back in the first place means that hes always gonna succeed. Becuase if he doesnt then there is no way they would have came back in the first place. If he didnt succeed they would have never had a time machine to go back to stop him.
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    • Their just jealous that I'm about to travel through time and they cant.
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    • Rick and Morty ?
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    • if you don’t finish the time machine, your future selves could never go back in time and stop you. you better finish that time machine
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    • That's a hardcore paradox right there.
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    • That's a paradox.
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    • Due to how time travel works he won’t listen, and then he will try to warn himself
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    • I hate how tumblr users always reply with an explanation of the joke.
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    • If your future self is trying to sabotage your time machine, then you successfully built a time machine.
      Arlaul 3 apr
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    • Listening to himself would be a paradox, so fuck it, let's fuck shit up
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    • He can't listen, that will create a paradox.
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    • Her me out if he doesn't complete it his future selves will never come back to stop hin
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    • I mean obviously the time machine WORKS otherwise these assholes wouldn’t be trying to stop you!!
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    • Why is this app just tumblr now
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    • Do these people not realize they could go back before they were even born and just start a chain of events leading to them not being conceived?
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    • I hate it when girls tots are too big and they actually just like big raindrops hanging on their chest
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    • But you can’t. You can’t stop yourself. Because that creates a paradox. That’s the beauty and genius of this writing prompt
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    • But if you listen to your future self and dont create the time machine, you'll create a paradox and the future versions of you wont have the time machine to come back and tell you to stop
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    • I would love to think time travel is real but the one way it could be is if every time you used it, it created another like parallel reality so it would prevent other travelers to interfere with the reality they live in.
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    • If he stopped trying to make the machine because bc of his future selves it would cause a paradox because if he did not create machine he could not go back to stop it
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    • Heres the thing tho if he stops then there wont be future versions of himself to stop him making it so they didnt stop him from creating it then they would use it to attempt to stop him and it is a never ending paradox that will likely end in several offshoot timelines
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    • But but but, if they’re successful then they cannot stop you, which means you make it, which means you make it, which means they stop you, which means you make it, which means-
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    • I’m only liking a tumblr meme because I imagined a scientist shooing away disheveled versions of himself with a broom
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    • But if he destroys the time machine, his future selves will never have arrived, therefore making him unaware that there’s a problem, therefore allowing his past self to make the time machine, repeating the loop.
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    • Time travel actually existing could be the most terrifying thing of all time
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    • No top comment? Its free Real Estate
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    • If nobody comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad of a decision can it be?
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    • Wait but by not making the time machine then the future selves would never have been able to come back, therefore never stopping you, therefore you create the time machine without any warning, thus creating a paradox in which the only real way to keep yourself alive is to go through with it.
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    • If it worked he never would've sabatoged himself meaning that he finished it which means that he sabatoged himself etc.
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    • They'll never succeed or it'll be a paradox
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    • That's a grand ole paradox
      Dk_1997 3 apr
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    • If he stopped himself it would still happen some how because they would have never tried to stop himself so he couldnt be the maker of the time machine
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    • 4 tumblr posts in a row? Are you serious?
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    • Fucking hell stop with the tumblr posts
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    • Fuck myselves, tf would they know? Id never listen to those retards.
      Nickels 3 apr
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    • But. If he listens to his selves he wouldn’t be able to go back in time to stop himself. And therefore his work would continue as normal. He needs to create it in order for him to go back and mess himself ip
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    • Consider this: Your future selves are trying to stop you from inventing a time machine. What do you do then? If you stop then they wouldn't come at all. So you think that they shouldn't alter the past so you continue working on it. No matter what you always make the time machine but at the same time
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    • An older version of myself came back and said that in the future N-Word passes retail for $0.99
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    • He can't let them succeed because it would cause a paradox
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    • Jesus fuck there's like 15 tumblr features in a row. Fix this shit
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    • iTumblr
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    • Then they would HAVE to build the time machine in order for his future selves to come and warn him not to build it
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    • If time machines ever exist we would already know about them. Unless time is linear and does not exist until defined.
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    • The fact that they're coming back to stop him means he completed the time machine.
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    • Well clearly they ain’t doin a good job if they keep coming from the future.
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    • The thing that makes this paradoxical is even if you wanted to stop you couldn’t because if older versions of yourself are trying to stop you then you are doomed to succeed in creating the time machine
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    • If I havemt listened to myself before, what makes you think I'm gonna start now?
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    • This sounds like something a young Rick Sanchez would tweet if he had a twitter account.
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    • But if he doesn't create time travel then his future selves couldn't travel back in time to stop him, therefore there is nothing to prevent him from creating time travel giving his future selves the opportunity to go back in time and stop him, and so on. It's a giant paradox
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    • Of course if they are there then it failed
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    • Due to the fact that they are able to go back and attempt to stop him, this means he goes through with it anyway and there's no way of stopping him, as future self's coming back would be impossible if he stopped
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    • For everyone talking about paradoxes doesn't know how this actually works. The idea of time being a liner thing is the most disbeleaved idea of time in the scientific community. He would simply live through a separate time line and his future selves would fade from that point in time
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    • “Dude how do you know we’re telling the truth?” I don’t know. Why would we lie to ourselves
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    • But you dont understand if they came back and told him and he DID listen to them then they would have never been there to tell him not to make it its a paradox he CANT do what they say or he might break the universe
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    • I have a time machine that's why I have top comment
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    • More importantly fuck yourself
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    • I wonder what existential suicide feels like
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    • If you travel back in time to stop yourself from building the time machine you essentially sacrifice yourself
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    • If I ever meet a future version of myself we’re gonna have a long talk about how reckless they’re being.
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    • That means you've succeeded though, because if you don't, or give up right then the older versions wouldn't exist in your timeline
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    • Theres already too many
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    • In technicality they'd be previous versions by the syntax. Maybe that's why?
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    • Some tumblr posts are okay , not this one...... not this one
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    • ooooh cuz he was slipping
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    • But if they stop her won’t it stop her from creating the time machine and thus killing the future her selves trying to stop her, then the machine never was stopped in the first place causing them to repeatedly existing and non existing making a paradox
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    • He can’t stop because if he doesn’t go back in time then his future selfs couldn’t possibly be there thus they wouldn’t be able to warn him
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    • That makes a paradox though
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    • i created the time machine in 2035
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    • What’s happening to his future selves?
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    • but, time travel!!!
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    • And they obviously failed because they are able to go back and ty to stop you
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    • Because it's fake
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    • Changing the timeline will simply result in another timeline and returning to the true moment you changed what you did would be relatively impossible
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    • Pretty sure he's talking about his parents!
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    • Nah. Those guys are dumbasses.
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