What part of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!" Don't you understand?
highDankruto420 highDankruto420
6 nov 2020
What part of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!" Don't you understand?
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad!
My baby brother:
DANNY DEWITE rs
-e ME
scp_Dr_Bright scp_Dr_Bright
10 nov 2020
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad! My baby brother: DANNY DEWITE rs -e ME
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
Netflix: Are you still there?
Me: Are any of us really here?
Spiders Spiders
27 jan
Netflix: Are you still there? Me: Are any of us really here?
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Vie when i show my mom picture and she starts swiping
J4P4N3S3_C4R700N5 J4P4N3S3_C4R700N5
13 jan 2021
Vie when i show my mom picture and she starts swiping
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC
OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
kickurp kickurp
26 dec 2020
WHAT A TICE YOUNG MAN TO SHOW US HOW TO EAT A MAC OPE NO ONE INTERRUPTS HIS DEMONSTRATION
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking
tomorrow
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking tomorrow
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
GoofyGo0gle GoofyGo0gle
25 sep 2020
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
*hits blunt*
Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands
ME
Howto360 Howto360
3 dec 2020
*hits blunt* Do schizophrenic deaf people hear voices or see hands ME
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year
Is it possible tollearn this power?
BalorClubPresident BalorClubPresident
28 sep 2020
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year Is it possible tollearn this power?
I need to speak to the bananager.
ChangeMyMind1 ChangeMyMind1
22 jan 2021
I need to speak to the bananager.
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
To the man who was in my house and robbed me.
Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos
ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot
ace those photos, Please throw it onte,
Or put it in the mail slot. OF j
Toronto, Ontane
ot
Be She died a few days fcann
Teet, lose those photos as well
To the man who was in my house and robbed me. Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot ace those photos, Please throw it onte, Or put it in the mail slot. OF j Toronto, Ontane ot Be She died a few days fcann Teet, lose those photos as well
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
_Tucker__ _Tucker__
21 nov 2020
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
when mom said quit making that face or it'll stay that way but you didn't listen
this_app_blows this_app_blows
3 nov 2020
when mom said quit making that face or it'll stay that way but you didn't listen