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    • Me looking at the kid
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    • Just give em a mean look and turn them back to cum
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    • Yeah probably cuz I'm smacking my meat waiting for the shrimp alfredo
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    • One time i went to jail bc some 4 yr old gave me a wrong look . So in the middle of denny's infront of his family i choke him and toss him out the window and eat his chicken tendies. Im so cool. kek edge cringe top kep cool rawr. Im unique btw. Im serious
      toystar 31 jul
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    • Got any games on your phone?
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    • Me staring back
      Swood 1 aug
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    • How they be looking at you the whole damn time
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    • Smile at them (or stick your tongue out)
      DCummi 31 jul
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    • Me who just got out the bathroom
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    • I'm gonna squirt mustard in his eyes
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    • Ooooh, I hate it when they do that. Let me enjoy my CRISPY CHICKEN STEAK SANDWICH!
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    • I was hanging out with my best friend and his sister (They are black), and this middle aged woman kept giving us the stink eye while we ate.
      Ressurect 31 jul
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    • One time I looked at a kid (5 or 6) and he said to his dad (possible drug addict) “hey he looked at me” and the dad replied “shut the fuck up, you’re fukin stupid” and the kid didn’t talk for a while...still feel bad cuz it seems like I created that situation
      Spongeman 31 jul
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    • Stare back at them
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    • I always feel like they’re planning something.
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    • I stare back or sometimes stuck my tongue out at them
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    • MRelate 31 jul
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    • And as soon as I look at him back he be like “why does he keep looking at me”
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    • Then I be like
      kanep0e 31 jul
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    • I read somewhere that little kids stare at things they find interesting or beautiful
      RobynWare 31 jul
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    • It is worse if there seated behind you and keep banging the back of their booth. Then they eat your head off as their appetizer.
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    • Mf I’m just trying to eat my soup in peace stop staring at me
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    • I'd straight up tell them to stop looking at me
      BLewy56 2 aug
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    • Wait did quarantine end? What year is it??
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    • MIXED RACE COUPLE?!???
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    • Why tf does he have cat ears tho? 😭
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    • Stare back and point to his parents and start approaching the table and head to the bathroom. Instant fear into the child.
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    • You got games on your phone?
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    • But then for no reason you get chased out of the restaurant for punching them 🙄
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    • I miss restaurants.
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    • Want to come with daddy?
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    • I was that kid, except I'd try to converse and share my food lol
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    • The Kid after leaving:
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    • That’s a Ruby Tuesday’s restaurant
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    • Am I the child?
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    • the baby in the next booth over
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    • Bro I work at a Walmart doing online groceries I'll be walking down one way and parents will have there kids with them and the kids will just fucking stare at you even after they see you comin and have said excuse me there parents just yankem out of the way I'm like kid I'mma run yo ass over move
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    • Me: Tries to stare down the adult or person starring back at me.
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    • This is acceptable and its worse when you just stare at eachother
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    • Me looking at the lil kid:
      coldmanfx 31 jul
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    • It’s cause if y’alls blue ass hair and shit
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    • That’s when you tear off the face of your human disguise and show him your real face
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    • you ever jus wanna tell them that staring is FUCKIN rude
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    • Throw a french fry or 2
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    • I thank you sir for not going with the "nobody:" route
      BreadLad 31 jul
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    • If little kids look at me, I just pretend I don't see them and do magic tricks to entertain them.
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    • flip’em off
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    • The femboy waiter
      Boat_Man 31 jul
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    • Krystal 31 jul
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    • Make a weird face back
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    • Then you stare at them back
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    • Thats cool but how do I change the color of my fires
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    • Everytime
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    • This looks very close to the ruby Tuesdays by my home
      gbunk 2 aug
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    • My morality goes out the window and I know my family has my back so I'll stick my tongue out at the little kid if they look like a dick.
      Elpho 2 aug
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    • I’ve gotten to the point of not giving a fuck at restaurants. If there’s a kid staring at me or screaming and crying I’ll just walk up to the parents and tell them “control your fucking kid” and then I’ll just walk away
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      CD_Bruh 2 aug
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    • Ever just randomly flip em off?
      WolfPics 2 aug
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    • I just stare back, they usually break first. Dumb weak small ones.
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    • Staring contest GO
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    • I just stare back until they get uncomfortable and turn away
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    • Fuck you looking at Bitch
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    • Kamina12 1 aug
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    • Yo I actually work at ruby tuesdays and this scared me, cause I was sitting in the exact area the picture was in
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    • I stare back and don't break eye contact until they do
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    • I would hold an open ketchup packet in my hand. Use that hand to pretend to shove my entire index finger into my nostril by curling my finger into my palm. As I would un curl my finger I would squirt the ketchup along it. Making my finger look like it was covered in blood and freaking the kid out.
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    • I always wave. Scares the shit out of them bc they don't expect it
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    • Yup
      FBImeme 1 aug
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    • You have to stare back harder to assert dominance.
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    • Remember when restaurants?
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    • yo little kids do this all the time fr
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    • Stare back
      HJ1997 1 aug
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    • They better know how to throw hands
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    • Looks like a Ruby Tuesday
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    • You ever wanna just turn around and see what people are talking about
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    • I get stared at by kids a lot because of my piercings. It feels great when parents allow or encourage them to interact with me. I love children, they're so pure and curious.
      Skelym 1 aug
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    • and kicking the goddAMN BOOTH
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    • Stare back
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    • I'm starting to forget that he only has one eye
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    • I just make a silly face or something, smile, then turn around
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    • And church
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    • I know a Ruby Tuesday when I see one
      Jolden 1 aug
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    • They didn’t get to play with the ds at their moms funeral
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    • This post made me do the look away thing when those gremlins stare at you and you accidentally make eye contact
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    • Any of y’all remember wiki stix
      rfleet26 1 aug
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    • I just glare back to assert dominance. Fuck them kids
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    • But no joke what if you were just eating food and you look over and see the actual Mike Wazowski (with Sully face) staring at you from the other side of a seat
      Savi1 1 aug
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    • Why does he have ears
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    • Honestly I stare back HARD. If a kid keeps looking at me I literally turn my full attention to staring them down, they get scared and try to hide eventually.
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    • Gotta love Texas Roadhouse
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    • little humans lol
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    • Idk why this reminded me of fnaf
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    • I was in a restaurant and a little kid flipped me off so I flipped him off, we both kept flipping each other off until the dad noticed and told his kid to stop, the kid then proceeds to flip off the dad and then he gets yelled at and I'm laughing over at my seat
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