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when a centaur needs to go faster he slaps his own ass
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    • That doesn't make him go faster it makes him come faster.
      Vulchrys 5 sep
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    • Hyeah, hyeah *slaps own ass* damn I’m thick
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    • BDSM Centaur
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    • This can be interpreted in many ways
      xMandy 5 sep
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    • Happened in the movie onward
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    • Centaur: "Damn I'm thick."
      PJCloud9 6 sep
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    • We talkin bout the italian light tank centauro?
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    • Question, how does the anatomy work for centaurs? Cuz like the digestive system for a human ends when the horse begins
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    • This was in a Futurama episode
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    • I believe that Pixar actually did this at the end of Onward.
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    • Y’all got socks on?
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    • They did this in an episode of futurama years ago. Onward can kiss my ass
      Xenpra 5 sep
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    • Don’t we all
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    • There’s a manga where all the centaurs are portrayed as badass bodybuilders, the only thing is they’re really into s&m so chains and whips excite them.
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    • A week from now I’m going to be doing something and just this thought will randomly haunt me throughout my life
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    • Kinky
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    • I think this implies he has 2 brains, a horse brain somewhere in his lower half and a human brain
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    • Y'all not seen Onward?
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    • Happened at the end of Onward.
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    • But he can’t reach
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    • uh, you don’t spur a horse on the ass? I think you mean ribs...
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    • Didn't futurama do this bit
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    • He also moans for a psychological attack
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    • That a got an audible laugh from me. Good job
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    • Kinky
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    • This applies to humans as well ;)
      Kewlosh 7 sep
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    • Concept: a centaur, except the top and bottom half have separate wills of their own. It’s basically a guy on a horse with extra steps.
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    • Doesn’t one of the centaurs in Fantasia do just that?
      aplatter 7 sep
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    • Can he even reach his ass?
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    • It's called self motivation and it's an important life snoon
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    • Y'all seen onward?
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    • Fabulous Chiron
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    • Hot
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    • Confimed -Onward 2020
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    • You can too if you’re not a coward
      EdgyElla 7 sep
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    • Well me too
      unyin 7 sep
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    • Onward proves this theory
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    • I mean same tho
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    • They did that in Onward
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    • What happens when a horse is into that
      Rocky02 6 sep
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    • What happens when a horse is into that
      Rocky02 6 sep
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    • rarity71 6 sep
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    • He can reach that far
      toskinny 6 sep
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    • Genuinely amusing
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    • If anyone had read the manga “ride on king” they would know how weird those fuckers can get
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    • Unicornian13 this is true
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    • Don’t we all
      BiggD240 6 sep
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    • Can he reach it? Let’s talk about that
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    • Well idk man he might be right but wow I think for a centaur that's just a weird kink some have
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    • I mean.....doesn't he kinda have a good point ?
      jamez1 6 sep
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    • The movie Onward proved this
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    • Or you know he just moves faster since the only reason we actually whip a horse is to let it know that we need it to go faster
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    • Common knowledge.
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    • I don’t think he could reach it though
      Fritzor 6 sep
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    • i slap my own ass and have a horse-sized cock you ain't special
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    • Meehaw
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    • Futurama
      fanwank 6 sep
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    • They did this in Futurama
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    • Kinky centaur
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    • Brought to you by Futurama.
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    • Bruh the centaur in onward literally does this lol
      kidred5 5 sep
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    • Thanks. I hate it
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    • This reminds me of the female centaurs in Fantasia when Zeus was casting his lightening bolts and heavy winds there was one who kept whipping herself and looking back and forth like "dafug is happening???"
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    • Come fuck my centaur ass
      Yaoi_Boy 5 sep
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    • Happened in Onward
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    • Don’t say it don’t think it
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    • Gay niggas be like
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    • Hyeahhhhh
      Benders 5 sep
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    • Horse girls are our only hope for centaurs
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    • They made this joke in Futurama
      Ufotable 5 sep
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    • I slap my ass when I need more self esteem
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    • Anybody got a picture from the scene of this happening in Fantasia?
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    • Source: Onward.
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    • he aint wrong doe
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    • They fear the truth.
      Nickels 5 sep
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    • Y'all ever seen onward? Disney even knows this
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    • And then he yells "harder Daddy" to keep himself motivated
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