"Listen, maestro if you want to
get real harmony, use
the black
keys as
well as
the white!"
"Listen, maestro if you want to get real harmony, use the black keys as well as the white!"
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
HillbillyKitten HillbillyKitten
22 sep 2020
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
when your parents think an ugly shirt looks good on you
when your parents think an ugly shirt looks good on you
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
LeftHandSpanky LeftHandSpanky
22 sep 2020
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
Xinity Xinity
22 sep 2020
© Based on: thedreampup
It doesn't matter if you come first or last, the most impawtent thing is trying your best and finishing the race
DID YOU JUST POO?
THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
VikoThePirate VikoThePirate
23 mar
DID YOU JUST POO? THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
EmKay_KayDee EmKay_KayDee
22 jan 2021
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone.
"Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Valyrison Valyrison
28 oct 2020
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone. "Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
me sliding the straw in and
out of a McDonald's cup
SarahWhyTho SarahWhyTho
3 mar
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot"
The food:
MrRogersOFFICIAL MrRogersOFFICIAL
5 mar
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot" The food:
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
hive_of_many hive_of_many
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
We love them now,
But they were the ones who saw us grow
Cheechy Cheechy
26 sep 2020
We love them now, But they were the ones who saw us grow
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke.
You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
leeewee leeewee
12 jan 2021
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
17d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
Me: *wanting to get on playground*
Random kid out of nowhere:
Random kid
SLIMJESUS2 SLIMJESUS2
8d
Me: *wanting to get on playground* Random kid out of nowhere: Random kid