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    • Honestly fuck band kids
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    • They kept going because in band camp we are taught to keep going no matter what happens because of competition. There was this one time during a football game that I was marching in where a girl next to me passed out collapsed on the floor and we kept going and stepped over her.
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    • I love how band kids compare marching in 90° weather to storming the beaches of Normandy
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    • Once, there was a fire alarm at the stadium when a football game was happening. Everyone was evacuating, but my old band teacher/director knew there was no real threat since it was pretty much all made of concrete. Instead, he had the band start blasting We Didn't Start The Fire
      Wysp 13 aug
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    • Band kids have such an inferiority complex to football players
      TonyStark 11 aug
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    • What the fuck you calling rafters? They are BLEACHERS
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    • Band: *stops playing fight song, and starts playing Thunderstruck
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    • The marching band refused to yield
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    • We are told to continue playing no matter what...
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    • I’m a band kid, I can honestly say that band kids are fucking cringe
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    • Football players concentrating on eachother and hear a boom from the side, prob thought it was noon, band facing it, sees it was lightning, and plays on, it’s not supernatural reactions.
      WaterWolf 14 aug
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    • I literally don't understand the hate for band kids? It's an interest? At least we make friends and have fun by ourselves? I understand we are annoying at times but chill
      kaylois 13 aug
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    • As a band kid I can tell that this isn’t fake. We go through some tough shit and this is like nothing
      Lavampire 13 aug
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    • Band kids at the school I went to was a bunch of scrubs and cucks, but they all had high and mighty attitudes that made me wanna kick them in the chest
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    • Probably because the 2 brain cells shared amongst the entire band weren’t working yet.
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    • I forgot people have to fight here about stupid shit.
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    • As a former high school band memeber I can confirm this behavior
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    • "The marching band refused to yield"
      _ANT_2020 16 aug
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    • Only band students will understand, no matter what happens, you keep fucking moving, if a judge gets in the way, run his ass over. If it rains, keep playing, snowing, keep playing, we're done when the show is done
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    • We didn’t practice a show , a million times just for a bolt of lightning to screw it all up . Fuck that lightning
      i_d_k_2 14 aug
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    • Its because no one cares if the band dies
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    • “I don’t care if a bear runs into the middle of the field, you just keep marching!” - High School Band Director
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    • If there is any way you can keep marching, you keep marching. We've had bloody as fuck noses, we've bad people collapse around us form breaking there knee. There could be a fire in the bleachers, and they wouldn't stop. That fire is safer than leaving to their directors
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    • I can relate from experience. We once marched in a torrential downpour so fierce that I literally could not see 5 feet in front of me and this was during a competition that had to be canceled right after we preformed.
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    • Any good marching band kid knows that the show must go on and will not stop under any fucking circumstances
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    • The marching band refused to yield.
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    • The band is expendable. Gotta protect the athletes.
      ready2cum 12 aug
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    • Band kids think they’re tuff shit for literally no fucking reason
      Big_Mags 12 aug
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    • Band kids are losers. The cool band kids don’t act like band kids. Imagine thinking you are physically superior to an athlete because you blow into a tube and stand in the heat
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    • Everyone’s saying fuck the band kids, but honestly, fuck the show choir dick heads
      hubey_13 12 aug
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    • It’s because as band kids were not allowed to leave until told so by our director. You leave you die
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    • Being a band kid is just a complicated way of telling your parents you’re gay
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    • Bro if you say “fuck band kids” then fuck you because we work way harder than you will in your life
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    • I'm not even suprised fr I used to be in band and them directors don't take no shit if the school was bein shot up they still would've made you play
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    • This actually happened. I was the tree.
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    • The sky could be falling and my ass still wouldn't carry the tenor drums extra steps
      Premiuum 16 aug
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    • I’ve been on the football team and in the band and when I tell you that the director is twice as scary as the coach I shit you not I stayed right the fuck where he told me to.
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    • My cousin told me that “band is more of a sport than football” unironically
      montyt 16 aug
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    • nah you don’t understand , you HAVE TO KEEP PLAYING , or else your band director will smite u
      zneK 15 aug
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    • The thing is, we can say fuck band kids all we want, but they it comes down to what we're interested in. Personally I like band because music in general has had a big influence on my life. And sports may have had a big influence on others. So moral of the story is everyone fuck off.
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    • I was in band. If they had stopped playing their grade would have gone down. You cant really fail band unless you’re a BITCH
      WinterAsh 14 aug
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    • The band is probably more afraid of their teacher than they are the lightning
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    • Band kids are all suicidal and don’t care if they die, foot ball players want to live longer so they can get scholarships, then loose those scholarships for drugging and raping girls in college
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    • The players tried to take the field but the marching band refused to yield - don maclean
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    • Jesus Christ what’s with all the hate on band kids?
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    • Those band kids kept playing because they knew if they stopped they’d face hell
      n0el 13 aug
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    • Band kids dont give a fuck, they'd still be playing during hurricane Katrina, or even a fucking tsunami.
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    • Yeah probably because they know what their band teacher will do if they stop
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    • Buhlockay 13 aug
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    • I dont understand the band kid hate. At my school all the band kids are really cool, normal people, besides liam. Fuck you liam. Also we are like the top marching band in our area so we get a lot of reapect and it is really cool.
      JayceD 13 aug
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    • You don't fucking stop ever. It rained for 8 days, the field was just mud, 5 bands went ahead of us at state. It was ankle deep mud and I lost my shoe in the first song. Didn't flinch just kept going. My band director loved it. Apparently he still tells it to everyone who joins band.
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    • Me (a band kid) scrolling through the comments:
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    • "Band is harder than football" "pussies" "god I home someone touches my dick before college"
      _Zephyr 12 aug
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    • Probably cause they already want to die
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    • “The players tried to take the field, but the marching band refused to yield”
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    • “Lightning doesn’t dismiss band practice i do”- every band director ever
      wEdEmboYz 12 aug
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    • this is the nastiest comment section ive ever seen
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    • The band plays on... Despite holding giant lightning rods directly against their faces.
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    • as a band kid, can confirm. we all wanna die.
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    • Ima be 100 with you. Band camp is basically a stripped down version of Military basic training.
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    • The band kids are more replaceable than the football team
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    • Shut up band kids band isn’t a sport
      Sissoko 12 aug
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    • Like this if you think people who hate band kids have gay mothers
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    • If you are surprised then you've never been in band. You gotta finish your show no matter what. Even if a kid faints, you march over him. The band directors will go get him. A tornado hit next to the field. Finish your show unless it is on the field
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    • As a band kid we are used to loud sudden noises. It barely affects us.
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    • As a drum major I can confirm that the band does not stop for the storm, the storm stops for the band
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    • You didn’t get bullied for being in band. You got bullied for being fucking annoying.
      Raven 12 aug
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    • LordShaxx 12 aug
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    • Former band kid; we'll March through storms if need be. My band once played through an earthquake and when it started rumbling a bit loud we just played louder...
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    • We do not practice outside in August heat for 9 fucking hours a day just so some electric discharge can tell us to stop playing the show we've worked so hard for
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    • i was a bandkid and i think bandkids are fucking full of themselves
      smogon a month
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    • These band kids are in another level
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    • “Fuck band kids” says every untalented mother fucker out there
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    • Band kids dont give a fuck. Proud to be one
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    • The marching band refused to yield.
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    • I like to imagine it’s a band of bards that just activated a super spell
      AnimeWizz 17 aug
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    • i’m a band kid but y’all are taking this shit too seriously. band kids are weird as fuck.
      frigwomen 16 aug
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    • Probably because the band director would beat them to death if they moved or missed a note
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    • If the marching band didn’t get y’all hype as shit then your highschool experience was trash
      brainio 15 aug
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    • Guys holding metal objects have more balls than the football players
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    • Maybe that means the football players are the smart ones
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    • The marching band refused to yeild
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    • Me and every other senior in my band always ask ourselves: why are we still here? And the answer is always, I’ve done it three years, might as well see it out til the end
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    • Honestly as a marching band kid, this is what we would do
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    • As a band kid i can verify this shit be true as my band teacher always said unless the storms gotta name we play😂
      Sylis 14 aug
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    • The band : THE TIME HAS COME BROTHERS! EMBRACE THE SWEET VIEW OH HELL! PREPARE TO JOIN OUR GREAT ONE!! Everybody else: WE ARE GONNA DIEEEE!!!!!!!
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    • Yo Band kids are told to literally not stop marching. Like if someone falls... fuck ‘em keep going.
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    • Marching band is metal as fuck. Lights went out while we were marching at night once, guess who kept fucking marching? THE BAND. BECAUSE THESE FUCKERS HAVE THOSE POSITIONS IN THEIR MIND LIKE FOREVER.
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    • Bro literally, doesnt matter if a nuke is dropping you keep fucking marching or the screams of the director screaming at you after would be worse than the nuke
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    • Band kids do not give a damn, for gods sakes they deliberately stay in marching band.
      Shaka9999 14 aug
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    • 😂 holy shit the amount of hate towards band kids on here. Why?
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    • We’re told not to stop for anything so like yeah
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    • Everyone saying fuck the band kids are butthurt football players
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    • You practice that shit relentlessly, ain't no lighting gonna stop you. If someone gets hit you step over the fucker and keep in time.
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    • Well, band kids are trained to keep going, even if a kid literally drops unconcious while marching. Same rules apply for storms.
      Eekwinox 13 aug
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    • Honestly the band director didn't give a fuck about them kids...
      Spawn420 13 aug
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    • “The marching band refused to yield, do you recall what was revealed the day the music died”
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    • Accurate representation of marching band my dude
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    • Why is everyone hating on us band kids for enjoying an activity in high school? I don't understand why people need to hate on someone because they want to do something and like talking about it
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