lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
therothinator
23 sep 2020
This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I'll see you in heaven. - This is my wonderful dog Blue. He was the happiest dog on the planet and the goodest of boys. Goodbye Blue I’ll see you in heaven.
No one:
My nutsack in my work pants during this heat:
sailor_mike
yngbuk yngbuk
21 may
No one: My nutsack in my work pants during this heat: sailor_mike
Thinking about the bones!
Thinking about the bones!
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
MAY
STAR WARS RETURN OF THE
ore Lucks
Vraplt All Up
MAY STAR WARS RETURN OF THE ore Lucks Vraplt All Up
KingGoku KingGoku
23 sep 2020
© Based on: antisocialhumor
braving MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS BROKEN IM CRYING Le hoemework WHEN THE DOG GRABBED THE SNAKE TONGUE
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN...
Captain Gumpus
WHAT IF YOU WANTED To GO HEAVEN... Captain Gumpus
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops,
40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Arthur_Morgan__ Arthur_Morgan__
27 may
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops, 40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Girls on a dolphin tour: oh my gosh look at them they're so cute let's take a picture
Me and the boys on the dolphin tour:
MemesDaily2020 MemesDaily2020
26 sep 2020
Girls on a dolphin tour: oh my gosh look at them they're so cute let's take a picture Me and the boys on the dolphin tour:
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old.
CC
RAMBILIN MAMA
boyce boyce
29d
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. CC RAMBILIN MAMA
Sefior Serpantine
Wow this is beautiful
I could create this look for you in about
5-10 minutes
CrazyAboutYou CrazyAboutYou
5 oct 2020
Sefior Serpantine Wow this is beautiful I could create this look for you in about 5-10 minutes
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25 sep 2020
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Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
velardaddy velardaddy
30 mar
Do you ever look at the games you have but you don't want to play any of those?
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life