lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
IndustriousDaddyV3 IndustriousDaddyV3
24 oct 2020
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
me in my car outside gamestop waiting for the employee that looks like my dead brother to start his shift
ChromosomieHomie ChromosomieHomie
3 oct 2020
me in my car outside gamestop waiting for the employee that looks like my dead brother to start his shift
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: meowingtonsco
Sing us a song ur the piano cat
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
I don't know what this little girl is going through but SAME
GirlMemes GirlMemes
18 feb
I don't know what this little girl is going through but SAME
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
no one:
Egyptian gods:
Th3Architect Th3Architect
30 mar
no one: Egyptian gods:
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
It's funny. The, day you lose so
ism tHe worst...
all the days they stay dead.
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 sep 2020
It's funny. The, day you lose so ism tHe worst... all the days they stay dead.
This is my son's friend Jarod.
Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for
Jared's progress.
We will watch your career with qreatanterest
Frighten
24 sep 2020
This is my son's friend Jarod. Before I hear any wise cracks. Jared has been fighting lung cancer and we almost lost him. He was recently cleared to workout. Today his arm measured 8 inches and his legs just over 12". and he's at ZERO % body fat. I'm taking him under my wing. Stay tuned for Jared's progress. We will watch your career with qreatanterest
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
combathunter19 combathunter19
25 sep 2020
Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar) - Found this adorable little one eyed kitty on a walk. (It had a collar)
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
al =
crustytoenailmplol crustytoenailmplol
22 sep 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol al =
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The boys - The boys
AnalWizard AnalWizard
24 sep 2020
NY, we Ny pe AP ot The boys - The boys
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back
meyer gonna financially mecover from this
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back meyer gonna financially mecover from this
Charu Pragya
@CharuPragya
Are you a dog person or a cat person?
@jokebazz
lam a sad person.
Kev_thekid
27 sep 2020
Charu Pragya @CharuPragya Are you a dog person or a cat person? @jokebazz lam a sad person.