Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But
Who Is He To Play God?
NEWS IN BRIEF Local God ISSUE Jul 22, 2014
Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? NEWS IN BRIEF Local God ISSUE Jul 22, 2014
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They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Ever since someone told me that Troy
Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I
cant unsee it.
VeSSeL_NoMaD VeSSeL_NoMaD
8 jan 2021
Ever since someone told me that Troy Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I cant unsee it.
when you carry a subcompact 380 and someones robbing the 711
not so fast crackhead-
MinnesotaWild MinnesotaWild
15 dec 2020
when you carry a subcompact 380 and someones robbing the 711 not so fast crackhead-
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
LIVIAy LIVIAy
21 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the
'Easiest Way' to Look Good in
Photos
The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's
Next Top Model
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the 'Easiest Way' to Look Good in Photos The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's Next Top Model
What my bf imagines I look like working from home
Reality:
abnormalSpillednut abnormalSpillednut
12 jan 2021
What my bf imagines I look like working from home Reality:
Full face swimming mask from 1928
zander
@finah
i'd have heart attack and drown if i sawab' wearing this in the pool
DenetteShegrud DenetteShegrud
7 sep 2020
Full face swimming mask from 1928 zander @finah i'd have heart attack and drown if i sawab' wearing this in the pool
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
smol_borb smol_borb
17 mar
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
AIDSen1981 AIDSen1981
22 jan 2021
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
"How many hoes you got?"
Me:
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
"How many hoes you got?" Me:
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
Me when I see dogs
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
29 sep 2020
Me when I see dogs
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
wtf_no wtf_no
25 sep 2020
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt