• LIFE HACK:
If you drink a gallon of water a day, you
won't have time for other people's drama
because you will be too busy peeing.
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    • if i drink a lot of water and jump, i could hear it splashing around in my stomach
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    • I can’t stress this enough. Please hydrate. Like right now, go get a bottle of water. It will help your body out, I know 99% of y’all ready this are thirsty.
      VSaws 28 jun
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    • theyll still tell you about their drama while you pissin
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    • If you drink a gallon of water a day, you'll be the guy telling everyone you drink a gallon of water a day.
      ayyylien 28 jun
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    • Hey guys just got done cutting my lawn and a tons of other stuff outside, id appreciate it if you could congratulate me ❤
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    • Alright my fellow ifunniers, if you are stuck in your room right now, cycling through apps because your too deppressed to do anything else, WALK! I was super depressed, started going on a walk at this nature park every day, haven't felt depressed since. I'm bi polar so i still get down, but it's 1/2
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    • You’re supposed to drink eight hundred gallons of water per day to maintain a healthy lifestyle
      Saleen28 29 jun
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    • But you’ll be hella hydrated
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    • I drink a gallon of water a day for my training schedule and somehow i still have to deal with people so im thinking i should bump it to two gallons to not have to socialize again any thoughts?
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    • I drink on average 2-3 gallons of water a day. Water is the only thing I drink, no beer, no soda, no juice, only water.
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    • I'm waiting for the noPFPs to comment on this post
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    • Or you think drama is annoying
      SirLight 30 jun
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    • Very true
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    • This time of year I sweat so much at work that I drink a gallon of water and a few gatorades and I still don't pee
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    • This is my 777 day on this Godforsaken app
      neo237 28 jun
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    • This is sad because I literally dont pee. I haven't peed in like a year and six months.
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    • Good enough for me
      epic_wind 28 jun
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    • listening to bino’s older albums RN ; miss the feels
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    • Not if they follow you in the toilet
      kjds 29 jun
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    • That why I do it
      Trwump 29 jun
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    • False I drink like 80 oza day well working and never pee
      Wjens208 28 jun
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    • So, funny thing, cps (or cyf, I m dumb) came to talk to my parents because yesterday my baby sister claimed out of our laundry room window and onto the roof, and a lady said there was a baby on our roof. And when cps/whatever came here, apperently they said that my sisters diaper looked like it-
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    • Who else on a 10 strip rn?
      SkyAnthro 28 jun
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    • Just drink at least 2000mL
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    • Water can help you lose weight if you drink enough, it flushes your body out
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    • If you don’t drink a gallon of water a day wyd?
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    • If you drink a gallon of piss a day you won’t have to deal with anyone’s BS because everyone will actively avoid you
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    • It's TRUE
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    • It's recommended you drink ~3 liters of water a day which is 3/3.7 of a gallon. When i had covid I drink gallon +
      _____ATM 28 jun
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    • You're the reason I have to use R1muru on Grand Summoners
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    • Easier, just get diabetes and you’ll pee a lot
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    • I can do it in 4 minutes.
      Vexium 28 jun
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    • I drink like, 2 and a half daily
      Slank 29 jun
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    • A gallon isn't even that much
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    • I drink over a gallon every day and piss 3 times a day
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    • I drink probably a gallon of water a day maybe a little under. Only cause I'm thirsty all the fuckin time
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    • I drink about 7.5 liters of water or about 2 gallons of water a day. Then again, I live in AZ and my room sits at 90 most day.
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    • I drink about 6-8 bottles per day
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    • You will aldo so be busy being dead
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    • Why didn't i know this when i had drama is school
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    • Not to sound like a douche but I done this for 2 months and its honestly the best I ever felt
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    • Ever feel like you pee more out than you took in?
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    • it’s true
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    • I mean I drink well over a gallon a day and rarely ever pee more than twice a day, so I guess everyone else has tiny bladders
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    • i can barely drink 3 glasses of water a day
      Casey899 1 jul
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    • I drink 4 gallons a day
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    • Accurate. Drank like 1.5 gallons yesterday (it was hot asf) and I think I must’ve gone to the bathroom at least 10 times Lmao
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    • If you ain’t running to the bathroom every ten minutes, you aren’t hydrated enough
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    • Dude. Please. Drink water. I’m 20 with fucking kidney stones. It’s the most painful thing ever. Don’t be like me. Drink water
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    • I burn through like 6 gallons of water every day
      Strength 1 jul
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    • Guys, careful with drinking *too much* water, it could lead to "water poisoning" which is when you throw off the electrolyte balance in your body. You'd need to be hospitalized for that. Chubbyemu of YouTube has a good video on it
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    • It's true I once drank water
      UrAnDumb 1 jul
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    • This ain’t funny
      jxrdi 1 jul
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    • TRUTH
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    • Literally me at work drinking water and peeing so much
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    • I also feel great
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    • No wonder i dont get drama
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    • But... if you’re part of the upper BMI levels you gotta drink a gallon of water or more a day anyways...
      Faf_Kun 30 jun
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    • If you drink to much water you will drown from the inside
      Dathimire 30 jun
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    • Called working in a warehouse
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    • UNFACTUAL FACTS. GET YOUR UNFACTUAL FACTS HERE
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    • A gallon isn’t much lol, I drink a bit over two
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    • Recommended amount 6-8 bottles: me: my piss is now clear and I think I’m over hydrated
      Koi_Pink 30 jun
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    • My brother drank a gallon of milk a day for 5 months to gain weight
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    • Yea its big brain time!
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    • Incorrect I already drink a gallon a day and I have to see it on my phone when I pee
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    • You’re peeing a lot because you’ve never given your body water and it can finally detox your sugar over dosed body. Once you regularly drink water your peeing habits will normalize.
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    • If your piss is yellow, you need to drink more water. Your dehydrated. Idk how much water I drink during the day but my piss is clear as water.
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    • I’ve been drinking so much water, I got my tonsils out yesterday and his hurts like a motherfucker
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    • Why TF is every meme cut on the right side?!
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    • Lol I drank just under 2 gallons at airsoft the other day and I ended up peeing during the game 😂
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    • Can anyone help me? My body cant hold water properly and I've drank like 2 gallons in a day and I pee like 12 times but I went to the doctor after drinking that much and my blood still said I was dehydrated. I cant go to work without getting extremely dizzy and I've passed out twice now. Pls help.
      MeIons 30 jun
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    • My husbands friend told us he drinks several 2 liters of pop a day. He also told us in the same sentence he was in Kidney Failure. We said, "You need to start drinking more water, less pop." He said, "I pee enough!"
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    • You will also be too busy dying of Hyponatremia
      Setmon 30 jun
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    • aren’t you technically supposed to do that anyway but no one does
      AnacrXsis 30 jun
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    • I drink too much yuengling and everytime i take a shit, I break the seal and have to piss every 5 minutes
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    • With t1d ur always going PEE
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    • I read this as I started to pee
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    • Tom Brady must really hate talking to people then
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    • Pfft, I drink one glass of water and I gotta pee like crazy. I'm not drinking a full gallon like a mad man.
      keiome 30 jun
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    • Sorry I sweet the water out
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    • Reject bitches embrace the toilet bowl
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    • Hey, so don't drink that much water; Too much washes out electrolytes. Electrolytes are the shit plants crave, and you need it too!
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    • I drink so much water my pee is clear. Been that way for like 3 years now.
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    • You can't move your dick without clenching your asshole
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    • Unless you exercise a lot
      Geham 30 jun
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    • How dare you attack me like this
      falugger1 30 jun
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    • I drink 2 gallons of water a day because I live in Arizona and I work outside and let me tell you once your body acclimates to it you don't pee as much
      Bizerko 30 jun
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    • Or you just train your body to hold it
      HarryKane 30 jun
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    • can confirm
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    • Improves your health dramatically
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    • Water fr makes you feel healthy
      d_b_69 29 jun
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    • I've been drinking a gallon a day for a month. been dieting and working out. And I pee around 7 times a day
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    • This is actually very true
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    • No you wouldn’t have time for peoples drama because you’re dead...you drowned yourself!
      AurieRune 29 jun
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    • Wromg. I drink a gallon or more and have plenty of time for drama!
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    • Yea I did this during quarantine and went for a physical and was said to have “water toxicity”. Like wut?
      Lucifer66 29 jun
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