Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
bite
Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth.
Oh... you do drugs drugs.
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth. Oh... you do drugs drugs.
MINECRAFT CAT WHEN I
APPROACH IT
WHEN HAVE A FISH IN MY HAN
MEMEisNott MEMEisNott
27 sep 2020
MINECRAFT CAT WHEN I APPROACH IT WHEN HAVE A FISH IN MY HAN
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
Naim Omari
Monday at AM @
Jehovas Witnesses: Now hiring, spread the faith for
Me & my homie at yo door on Saturday:
Naim Omari Monday at AM @ Jehovas Witnesses: Now hiring, spread the faith for Me & my homie at yo door on Saturday:
Weird Weird
26 sep 2020
This is Nala. A autism service dog. She got to meet her hero and they became the best of friends
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
My dumbass thinking of how I'm gonna make a youtube channel and its gonna blow up:
My dumbass thinking of how I'm gonna make a youtube channel and its gonna blow up:
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
id
CLEARLY
you don't have a father figure
id CLEARLY you don't have a father figure
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
MissDoe MissDoe
23 sep 2020
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
29d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
1 may
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
Batman and Sons
"THE JOKER'S ON YOU"
WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..?
HEY, DAD!
GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW!
AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO!
STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
Gabi Gabi
21 sep 2020
Batman and Sons "THE JOKER'S ON YOU" WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..? HEY, DAD! GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW! AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO! STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream