• liam liamsweeney
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isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like "Idk how to hold a pencil"
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    • Not me I’m amphibious
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    • Yeah but it knows how to hold my dick
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    • Ambidextrous people: I'm afraid I don't have such a weakness
      Alexya 8 sep
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    • i am cross dominant meaning i use both of my hands for different things. i eat, write, and other more delicate actions with my left hand but i hit, throw, catch, etc. with my right. i believe this is because my parents wanted me to be right handed but i was already learning to be left handed.
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    • Thats why my off hand is my masterbatin hand
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    • I’m an American and I drove a left hand drive S14 once. My left hand really impressed me, it was banging through the gears just as well as my right hand. Hard to believe that that’s the same hand that writes my name like a 3 year old
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    • I'm ambidextrous
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    • Right hand gang
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    • Ambidextrous people are just built different
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    • I don’t understand primary handed people, I’m Ambidextrous.
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    • I think I’ve cracked the secret to top comment, it’s actually quite simple first you say something mildly intriguing, that way it leaves more questions than answers, and most importantly 1/2
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    • Is this a joke im too ambidextrous to understand?
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    • Not here. I write left handed sure, but I'm not entirely sure what hand is better at many other things. I'm right handed in tennis, but left handed in table tennis. Golf? No clue. Might just be an ambidextrous golfer.
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    • Not me I’m Amsterdam
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    • Jerking off with your non dominant hand feels great
      Boat_Man 8 sep
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    • Weak
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    • I am right handed but I jerk it with my left to balance it out
      HolUpFam 8 sep
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    • Not me im amphetamine
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    • content not available more
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    • You can teach yourself to be able to use both my uncle had to learn cause he broke his hand as a kid
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    • Neither hand can hold a pencil right
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    • I do mostly everything with my right except jacking off, but since I have a borderline crippling porn addiction the left side of my body is just as muscled as my right
      MadMacks 8 sep
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    • Piano player gang rise up
      IdkGood 8 sep
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    • Ambidextrous people are not affected by such weakness
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    • Foundry 8 sep
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    • I trained it for pleasure purposes only
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    • Retarded twin brother
      surreall 8 sep
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    • kanep0e 8 sep
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    • I wonder if this is a result of thousands of years of people holding a shield with their left and a weapon in their right.
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    • Not me I'm addicted to amphetamines
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    • For some reason, I ride my bike and driver perfectly fine with my left had even tho in right handed
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    • Sorry I’m more of a foot guy myself
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    • Both my hands can do most of the work, just that my right hand can’t write
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    • I became ambidextrous
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    • Nevertheless still important.
      xMandy 8 sep
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    • Dumbass hand
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    • What's crazy is you become a pretty good pianist or guitarist, still can't hold a fuckin pencil
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    • Sounds like government
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    • Useless right hand gang rise up
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    • Damn us abeidexoutus people standing up now
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    • Not me im ambidextrous
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    • My left can do everything my right hand can... except throw a ball without looking gay
      42Sm0ke 9 sep
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    • kanep0e 8 sep
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    • Imagine not being ambidextrous in the year of our Lord 1976 + 44
      _Father_ 8 sep
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    • I'm left handed but I do most thinks except eating and writing with my right hand
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    • Only if you’re weak
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    • It's called practice
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    • I guess I'm just built different. I can write with both. But my left hand isn't refined so
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    • I’m ambidextrous so I don’t understand
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    • My left hand does the things my left hand does, my right hand does the things my right hand does
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    • My left hand knows how to look at memes better than my right hand does.
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    • Then you try to learn the guitar and your bad hand is like "I fucking got this, bro"
      gorbla 8 sep
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    • I chose to be right handed i remember waaay back when i was learning how to write in kindergarten i sat and thought which hand should i write with i was about equal with either, everyone i knew was left handed so me wanting tobhe different decided to do it right handed lol
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    • oenis
      pimann 8 sep
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    • People who want to feel unique: I’m ambidextrous.
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    • Oh wow you can use both hands. Yeah idc my 1 arm that does everything is more talented because it does everything. You just switch between both of yours like the whore it is
      eakin 8 sep
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    • The only thing my left hand is good at is meat beatin but other than that i cant even cross my arms with my left on top. I just sit there twirlin my arms like a dumbass
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    • Holds my phone well when I jerk it’s to IFunny features.
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    • Ambidextrous people pulling both uses of the hand
      JuicexJ 8 sep
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    • I don't use either
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    • My left hand is a fucking god at fretting chords on my guitar though. At least compared to my right.
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    • Right hand: I’m doing all this work writing, it would be nice if you could help you! | Left hand: I can hold the paper. | Right hand: deal!
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    • I can do most things with both but my right hand can throw and left can write better
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    • Dude, I’m studying to be a chiropractor. My right hand is a pro at adjusting cervicals, but my left is so silly. I started clinic this quarter and so far I’ve only had to adjust the right side of the neck, but I’m nervous for when I have to use my left hand.
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    • What if one hand can do things better than one n vise versa is that ambidextrous oooooorrrr what🤔
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    • I used my left hand for everything when I was younger but my parents taught me to use my right hand instead
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    • “The stranger”
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    • I've trained both to do it somewhat
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    • Theres a book related to this called To Be Taught If Fortunate, its a short story about if the theory of life needing to have a left or right preference in a sci-fi setting following some space peeps
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    • Broke my dominant hand and wrist and now I don’t have a dominant hand Bc I never learned how to write or do anything besides eat with my left hand and now my right hand is even worse than my left which already sucks. I’m stuck in a non dominant hell.
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    • For quarantine I bought a left handed guitar and tried to learn how to play. It took a couple weeks to get used to. After that it’s just fine tuning or building snoon from there. Not too terribly difficult
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    • I'm ambidextrous
      PJDidit 8 sep
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    • Im a righty, but goddam can my left hand play guitar hero like a boss
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    • Left hand master hand
      Creampi 8 sep
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    • I, uh, i cant play it well but i have an organ, tried playing battle against a true hero and god damn if my left hand cant keep time on the lower octive
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    • It's crazy that my left hand can't even write the first letter of my name but can hit all the notes for Snow (hey oh) on a guitar with ease
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    • At least they know what to do on their side of the controller
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    • I'm right handed but my left hand is penis man
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    • My right hand does all the technical stuff, while the left one is the power hand.
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    • i whack my meat with my non dominant hand
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    • Is this something I'm too bilingual to understand?
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    • Left hand for drawing. Ambidextrous with everything else
      Viera 8 sep
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    • My handwriting is bad enough that you can't tell the difference between my left and right hand
      Arnoldd 8 sep
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    • Due to games having a mouse I mainly type left handed but other than that And wanking old lefty is useless
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    • I'm right handed but there's a select few things that I do better with my left, namely bowling and using a knife
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    • Not me im asparagus
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    • Not very since said people use one for the vast majority of their life...
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    • Use your dominant hand for precise task, while your non-dominant hand becomes a being of pure brute strength
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    • Everyone can train their non dominant hand, it's just kinda "pick up the pencil" in kindergarten and they make you write with whatever you hand you pick it up with
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    • I call it the suppprt hand. Such as keeping down the paper while I write.
      Mosscoms 8 sep
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    • My left hand does the writing and drawing, my right hand holds my phone and does one handed texting
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    • Uh......ambidextrous folk feel differently bout this dear friend
      ta2dgela 8 sep
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    • I use my left hand to use my phone. My right hand does nothing but type in this context
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    • The other hand is a perfect example of my life
      TOK3N 8 sep
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    • Bet you don't catch and throw with the same hand
      Sploot 8 sep
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    • I wish i was ambidextrous
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    • You can jerk off with both but only write a check with one. The fuck
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