li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love
Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been
Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
+ SEE MORE: LOCAL
The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with
two accent pillows.
BrysonTiller BrysonTiller
31 dec 2020
'This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,' Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago + SEE MORE: LOCAL The man who would have spilled the innards of any rival warlord that did not prostrate himself at his feet confirmed that the love seat came with two accent pillows.
Fornum Fornum
20 sep 2020
Me driving home after waiting at a home depot for 6 hours when i realize the meme page meetup was a joke:
Goku: IM FIGHTING FOR FUN!
Vegeta: I'm fighting for pride.
Krillin: I'm fighting for my family.
Yamcha:
I'm fighting) for my fucking life
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
Goku: IM FIGHTING FOR FUN! Vegeta: I'm fighting for pride. Krillin: I'm fighting for my family. Yamcha: I'm fighting) for my fucking life
Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
Hey! Just let her die.
She uses "your" instead of
"you're" every fucking time.
lumberjack128 lumberjack128
2 jun
Hey! Just let her die. She uses "your" instead of "you're" every fucking time.
When u in bed and your charger too far away on the floor
Tabby Tabby
9 feb
When u in bed and your charger too far away on the floor
are tom and jerry best friends x I
ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE
Tom and Jerry are best friends. But
Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry.
Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
LittyWolfGirl420 LittyWolfGirl420
20 sep 2020
are tom and jerry best friends x I ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry. Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
Dogs are for people Who want
Worshipped be like Gods
AWe
Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
Psherman42WalabyWay Psherman42WalabyWay
26 sep 2020
Dogs are for people Who want Worshipped be like Gods AWe Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM
If
EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY,
I'M JUST TALKING
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM If EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY, I'M JUST TALKING
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
StephZoo StephZoo
23 sep 2020
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
Sent this pic to my boyfriend and he said look like the cookie monster.
le think look
better!
unorginalaccount69 unorginalaccount69
11 jun
Sent this pic to my boyfriend and he said look like the cookie monster. le think look better!
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
LOVE YOU
FUNNY YELLOW naG
eggrollo eggrollo
24 feb
LOVE YOU FUNNY YELLOW naG
Full House
THERE'S MORE
CREEPY CATS?!
THIS IS FINE,
THOUGH. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CATS!
LET'S ALL SLEEP TOGETHER,
Guys!
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Full House THERE'S MORE CREEPY CATS?! THIS IS FINE, THOUGH. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CATS! LET'S ALL SLEEP TOGETHER, Guys!
hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Bachelor's degree and still be an idiot.
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
Hacker: I have all of your passwords
Me who forgot them:
Hacker: I have all of your passwords Me who forgot them: