• lf I'm ever murdered, it will be because
I said something absolutely perfect to
someone with no sense of humor.
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    • I just fucking love it when I type out a long yet funny af message and get, “comment was eaten by a black hole”
      Nolanopia 13 jan
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    • Damn this shit is not funny
      OmegaTM 13 jan
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    • Don't scroll to the bottom
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    • Quote from man stabbed: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
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    • PorkSword 13 jan
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    • Reminds me when this dude told a customer a joke and customer flipped a coin like “u got lucky” or whatever bc dude was gonNA KlLL HIM like bruh
      sounfunny 14 jan
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    • _sToLeN_ 13 jan
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    • Bazin... ga... *dies*
      Curvz 13 jan
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    • I just came
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    • Today I asked my AP Lang teacher if I could have a couple extra books we were getting to read and she asked if I was selling them so I said “ya who doesn’t need more paper to start fires” and we was NOT amused
      peace2 14 jan
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    • “What are you gonna do? Stab me?”
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    • Or something as cringe as this, they might just take you out as a favor
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    • If I ever die, it's because I died.
      geexd125 13 jan
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    • Do not let this distract you from the holy land needing conquering
      KoolGuy91 13 jan
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    • I often think about this because I have like zero filter and like people have threatened me yet my humor never slows so im just here spewing jokes like mouth diarrhea
      Views 13 jan
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    • Someone get this man the suicide hotline cause damn he ain't got no sense of humor.
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    • Y’all keep posting this furry shit and I’m gonna have to get the belt
      Meerkatz 13 jan
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    • Don't even put my murderer behind bars. It's my fault! I got caught lacking.
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    • People with no sense of humor are the ones that give out little tooth brushes to kids on Halloween
      reducto 13 jan
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    • People with no sense of humor suck to be around
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    • Why these random posts with 3 and a half likes being featured? Not even the porn guys were here yet!
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    • Oh fuck there is porn when you're early
      birdosaur 13 jan
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    • I’d love to die knowing I pissed someone off
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    • Same
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    • Maybe you'll be the murderer because your name is Dan..just Dan
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    • You really tryna inspire me like that?!?!
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    • KilI
      Draco483 14 jan
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    • He’s american so I doubt he has a sense of humour himself.
      iSathy 14 jan
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    • Epstein didn’t commit suicide
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    • n*****
      insaned 13 jan
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    • I have perfect comedic timing, but no filter, so I say things that are hilarious to everyone except whomever I direct the joke at.
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    • Like if youre tryna scroll to the bottom
      Chennie63 13 jan
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    • Just like Epstein
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    • Me
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    • This is the main reason I'm convinced my mother will one day murder me
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    • If im murdered it was the HONEY web browser extension ill expose them, they have to be doing all types of illegal things to get save you money
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    • My brother peaked in comedy today. He asked my other brother to drive to subway, to which the reply was “I don’t have my license.” He then said “you don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.” It’s the funniest thing he’s ever said and it ain’t much but there’s no way he’s getting any better
      Mementum 13 jan
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    • My grandpa was murdered and they never even looked into it because he was "a Hitman". Benjamin Boyd Smith. Body found shot and "garroted" in the trunk of a car belonging to a "Houston oil company" is what the news said.
      BoSmith 13 jan
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    • What are you gonna do? Stab me? (Last words of stabbed victim)
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    • So being a smart ass to the wrong person, sounds about right
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    • I wonder if this is how I'll actually go down.
      12string 13 jan
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    • If you laugh at your own joke and someone murders you while you do it you died laughing
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    • “Waya gonna do? Stab me?” - Man who was stabbed
      _Paul 13 jan
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    • Same, but that person will be my wife.
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    • Let’s calm down Dan
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    • Hhh
      skeeteer 13 jan
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    • One of the most relatable things i have ever seen on iFunny.
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    • Why are there furies on the bottom
      rambini 13 jan
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    • Dont scroll. The furries are down there
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    • If I am ever murdered it is because people can't handle the truth
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    • I've gotten in trouble at work because some people don't have a sense of humor
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    • Don't you love it when your asshole is bleeding but scratching it just feels sooo good
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    • If I do get murdered, it will be because someone did it for a klondike bar
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    • Mmm porn
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    • If I ever get murdered it it because i have very funny and others are not
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    • What are “jokes”
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    • If I do get murdered imma go out on top and jack myself off before I die
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    • 911 jokes be like
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    • “Will you marry me?”
      Dizco2 13 jan
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    • I would likely be the murderer
      Dekai 13 jan
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    • Wow two comments on a feature? Last time i was this early i was being sweet home alabamaed
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    • Hoovnasty 14 jan
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    • Hahah can I get bottom comment????
      _gabbie_ 13 jan
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    • Or you'll be shadow band..
      Fozzy7 13 jan
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    • Same.
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    • Fuck you Dan
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    • Wait.. what?!
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    • I'd k1ll you just for breathing near me
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    • One time I made a suicide joke to my boss. Oops.
      Miezute 13 jan
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    • I just came
      redgru 13 jan
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    • Penis
      jsotoval 13 jan
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    • For the grace, for the might of our Lord For the home of the holy For the faith, for the way of the sword Gave their lives so boldly
      KoolGuy91 13 jan
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    • I am not a racist, i love blacks, everyone should own one
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    • Shit's not funny. Boutta murder this dude.
      SoYouSay_ 13 jan
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    • I’m a slutty goddess obey me subjects kneel before me
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    • Or you said something about the clintons
      WE3D 16 jan
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    • Ifunny needs to step it up. Shit like this is retarded
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    • or you got mugged
      jonbong 16 jan
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    • My husband got a shallow grave for me just for that reason
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