• Levels of "DRUNK"
What's your name?
you played
Halo?
The spartans original purpose was much
darker, they were meant to fight rebels, but
then the covenent arrived
Can I tell you about the origins of the flood?
That's why Reach is objectively one of the best in the series, you instantly know how
the game will end starting it, thats why the
last mission is so memorable
*sniffles*...Sergeant
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    • I’m right here marines
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    • ODST was underrated
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    • Two sips: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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    • My phone is at 69%
      Tac0time 16 jan
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    • Boys talkin halo makes my pussy wet
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    • All rise for a moment of silence for the lost and fallen Spartans and marines and odst
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    • _WAR 16 jan
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    • Send me out...... with a bang.
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    • Me when I remember sgt.'s death
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    • I could and would say that stuff sober...to any girl...if she don’t like it then she isn’t the Cortana to my Chief
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    • "Send me out... with a bang"
      monkstery 16 jan
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    • Unpopular opinion Jack daniels is nasty asf
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    • “In memory of those who fell in the defense of earth and her colonies”
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    • Yeah but the technology of overshields is not canon, nor are the armor abilities. That’s why Master Chief was such a force to reckon with, he had such a high level of combat experience, was borderline on par with the covenant in terms of strength, and had their shield tech in him.
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    • I actually cried at that last bit... Johnson, my fuckin bro. You were the only force of motivation a Marine ever needed. God loved you more than any of his angels.
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    • I cry about Sgt. Johnson whole sober.
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    • What’s the story behind halo
      lil_larry 16 jan
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    • Honestly tempted to play Halo from the beginning but I only have PC and Switch
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    • Shit I cry about Johnson before I even get the bottle open
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    • *snorts coke off a park bench* RED VERSUS BLUEEEE
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    • I wanna try Jack after playing Max Payne 3. I'm going to ask my roomate to buy me some
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    • JoeRoganExperienceRequiem
      The flood was a mutated form of the dead precursors right
      JoeRoganExperienceRequiem 16 jan
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    • ODST put you feet first into being a regular soldier not a kidnapped from childhood and augmented a lot soldier, and I like it
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    • Send me out with a bang...energy drink so I can drive home without falling asleep.
      DJ_SNEK 16 jan
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    • I played halo 3 and thought the flood was a new occurrence until I realized chief had dealt with them before. Like the lambency in gears of war 3, they appeared in the first GoW.
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    • Origins of the flood is where I puked my guts out an hour later
      reeko 16 jan
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    • I once chugged the last half of a bottle of jack after drinking the first half over a couple hours. I was fine for about an hour and then my body just shut down😂
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    • I wish to hear the origin of the flood.
      FlRE 16 jan
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    • I still remember what my helmet looked like the first time I beat that game cuz the I can picture the end scene in my head. Red and teal
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    • Forgot the “explains in explicit detail how the Spartans armor is capable of jacking them off” part
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    • Imagine getting drunk to fill a gaping whole left by the lack of attention from your parents. I don’t need to imagine cause it’s true but y’all can imagine
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    • While Sargent Johnson never wore the power armor he was still part of the Spartan 1 program and as such is a Spartan...and as we all know Spartans never die
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    • I legit got so drunk once that I just started giving life advice to this other woman at the bar. My friends were trying to leave but I was there for 30 min lmao
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    • Halo 3 hands down was the shit reach was second
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    • That's when I let him wife me
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    • Rip the ladies man Sgt. Johnson
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    • I don’t even have to get drunk to cry about Avery, man.
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    • Hey! Reminds me of SCP 420!
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    • This touches deep man...NGL I straight cried watching Halo 6 trailer...HOLIDAY 2020 BOYZZZ
      Jodakr404 16 jan
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    • Don’t you mean ‘*openly weeping* Sergeant Johnson’
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    • All these pushup things getting tc are getting annoying. I came here to see stupid comments not see someone get 500 likes and not do 2500 pushups
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    • I’m the only one of my friends that turns into what is regarded as “a Hemingway” when I drink where I just get really unresponsive and will become somewhat philosophical.
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    • Hello fellow drinkers. I too drink regularly in an illicit fashion.
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    • Sounds about right
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    • If she listens the whole time marry her
      _WAR 16 jan
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    • Where’s Mr Lahey
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    • It was a tragic war that was fueled by deceit and jealousy...damn San’Shyuum.
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    • Yes sir, Mister Johnson... wait why did I—what the HELL is going on he—[static]
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    • Me when my mom tries to be interested in what I’m playing at the time
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    • He left out the darkest part about the Spartan II program. Halsey literally abducted a bunch of six year olds and replaced them with flash clones so the parents wouldnt notice. These clones werent meant to last long, so all these kids parents think their child died. After brutal training till the
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    • The flood to me is the most scariest creature in any game I've played
      DJWOLF22 16 jan
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    • Never played halo, always had a play station
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    • *sniff...he always knew what the ladies liked
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    • I FUCKING MISS JORGE
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    • I'm liking the halo stuff now that I'm getting into the series
      yourguyjo 16 jan
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    • Sgt Johnson has died in just about every single game he was in. Hell, he can die MULTIPLE TIMES over a single play through of CE. He’ll come back when he feels like it.
      hmm314 16 jan
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    • God damn. I love Jack and I love halo. This didn’t just attack me it dropped a fucking bomb
      Apevia 16 jan
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    • Would anyone be interested In playing a drunk halo mcc run the entire game drunk? If so hmu
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    • *sergeant MAJOR johnson....
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    • I'm still waiting for Sgt Johnson to make a comeback, he's survived worse odds
      WillGrac 16 jan
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    • CAPTAIN KEYES
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    • My bf does this but with bioshock
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    • PorkSword 16 jan
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    • A real man cries about Sgt. Johnson before drinking
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    • I just got ddosed
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    • Top 3 Halo games: Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo CE, in that order. Discuss.
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    • I remeber getting drunk then talking about organic chemistry
      Porx 16 jan
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    • HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MF HALO REFERENCE?!?!
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    • Spartans never die
      derp252 18 jan
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    • Spartans never die, they're just MIA. Jumping feet first into hell isn't your job, making sure its crowded when you get there is.
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    • The guy I like could talk about any video game for hours and I would love ot
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    • Jack Daniel's is for women and beta men who can't handle real whiskey.
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    • OOO RAH!!
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    • Most badass backstory ever in that dude
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    • Halo Reach, Halo 2, Halo ODST, and Halo Wars 1 & 2 or some of the most favorite and memorial games I've ever played. I'll cherish then till I die.
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    • But reach is the best. And I'm sober
      Alpha_S2K 16 jan
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    • You know how people sometimes go into really dumb tangents when they are drunk? I was with a friend who was a little wasted, and he decided that he was gonna re-explain every episode of the super Mario cartoon from memory. The only thing I remember has something to do with a lava waterfall
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    • Bruh you drink a 5th a Jack Daniels you peeing the bed for sure
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    • Blacked out on jack after graduation and the smell makes me cringe now lol Ik I was fucked when I started chugging it and it didn’t burn at all lmao
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    • I think we can all agree that the rebels got their asses saved by the covenant because they would've gotten their shit rocked by the full focus of Spartans.
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    • Jack Daniel's is the Mountain Dew of the liquor world. Gamer fuel.
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    • Have I ever told you the story of darth boner the erect? It was said he could get any man hard, except himself
      AndreyM21 16 jan
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    • In reach wasn't there a ending if you survive long enough they come back to get you
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    • Your not wrong my guy
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    • Sniffles* I just want 6 to be alive
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    • Mine consists of only 2 lines. Hey this is fun and I'll fuck anybody up in this room come at me!
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    • Can anyone else hear sarge saying the last line
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    • No, Pandora. Stop giving me ads on this app, I don’t want your shit music app
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    • Remember Reach
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    • “You wanna know about Halo lore” it work all the tine with the ladies
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    • I would love to have a drink conversation about halo
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