• Let's talk relationship GREEN flags.
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Emotionally Available
Accountable
Makes you feel desired
Clear never makes you 2nd guess
Actively listens
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Gives you space to be an individual
Open to being asked questions
Offers reasonable reassurance
100% present in all ways
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    • Those are green flags. They never said a person had to have all those traits. Quit looking for the “perfect” person and find someone who strives for perfection.
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    • 100% present at all times seems a little over bearing
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    • Then you get left anyways because you’re boring or some dumb shit :^]
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    • And then we get friend zoned 😂😂
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    • Already 👏happy👏by👏themself👏 BE HAPPY W YOURSELF before you go in a relationship guys
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    • Ngl. Never seen it except for once
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    • Then she breaks up with you over text because her soccer career is more important than you as a person, and you just sit there like fuck. I just wasted all my time, love and energy on a girl who left me alone in the hospital because she had a soccer practice.
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    • 100% present and giving them space seems to be opposites. I try to show these things though, apparently they don't care about my green flags or something
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    • I haven’t met an emotionally available women in years
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    • Doesn't get weirded out by you having a best friend who is a girl who you think of as a sister
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    • Let’s talk about relationship RED FLAGS
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    • I want to die
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    • Sorry, gotta add “good looking” to this. At least to the eye of the beholder. A girl could be all of these but if she’s an ugly cow? Nah, Sorry bro.
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    • I just want someone who will like me and genuinely be happy around me. Too many people have just used me to get what they want and I’m sick of it
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    • do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to be all of these?? how about we just stop trying to look for someone who’s 100% perfect and just accept that nobody’s gonna be the perfect SO, everyone’s got their flaws
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    • Fellas, you just gotta put yourself out there. I had never asked a girl out, always been asked out, before my current girlfriend. She was so beautiful, she made me break my comfort zone, and I approached her first. I didnt care how clumsy, how stupid I seemed. I just did it. I've given her my all,
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    • now that sounds like the type of person that would get friend zoned by the love of their life
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    • I was confused, I read green flags and I thought it was talking about the dudes emoji flags ( which did have green in them ) and I thought it was about the geeen in flags and the dude was flexing his flags or something
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    • Let’s talk about yellow flags. Is a female, but has a dick. Nevermind, that’s a green flag
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    • My ex cheated on me and was mad when I broke up with her
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    • Knocked myself outta the running on the FIRST GODDAMN ONE
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    • Swallows my rod like a cum suck god
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    • Lets be honest no one goes for the green flags. It’s the red flags that catch everyone’s attention.
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    • And then they leave you because you’re “boring”
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    • This isn’t just for relationships but also works really well in friendships too
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    • Only girl who has given me all of these was a Chinese student who I knew for only one semester. We were desperately in love, and she had to move back to China. Life is good, but I'm still hurting, and I don't know how to mend my heart guys :(
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    • But not attractive
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    • i just want a kind guy who i can laugh my ass off with and also fuck the shit out of
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    • Will get naked but keep on the thigh high socks
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    • And at the end she goes like "you're too good for me" as an excuse for being bored of the guy. Lol.
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    • Girl: lmao you’re too nice I want a bad boy
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    • Bruh I’m gonna be honest though. Girls will still probably leave you for that. (This next part IS A JOKE) I swear sometimes it just feels like to keep a girl with you you just gotta treat her like absolute shit maybe beat the fuck outta her sometimes. Swear girls won’t leave a shitty guy like that
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    • You got several of these Yea you’ll find a girl. But you’ll find a girl when you turn 29 and she finally realizes the party life didn’t score her a husband and she needs someone else to raise her 2 kids
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    • Nah I want an emo girl so she won't judge me for being depressed and she'll have low self esteem so she won't cheat.
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    • How does “gives you space” and “100% present always” not contradict each other?
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    • What about yellow flags
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    • Gets cheated on
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    • Listen men. Will Smith had all these yet was still cheated on. Idk what them females want from us.
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    • Knows where they want to eat.
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    • I mean sure, but nobody is this perfect all the time. This feels like setting unrealistic expectations of what a guy should be. They have their own lives and are going through their own shit and sometimes they get sad or angry or stressed and need you to be these things for them.
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    • Hahahaha this is so funny thanks iFunny for the super cool and super funny feature!
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    • I think the main problem I've seen is boundaries. Regardless of what style of dating you go for, there should be certain lines you don't cross. They don't have to be written in stone or talked about extensively, but it can stop someone from becoming disinterested or overbearing
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    • Red flags?
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    • Huh yeah women don’t want this shit women have no real care for someone who treats them as an individual honestly everyone should just walk around like they are number one cause if you don’t consider yourself # 1 and actually care about other people your only gonna get hurt
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    • Nice change of pace
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    • What if my girl is none of these but isn’t any red flags either?
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    • U okay, bro?
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    • Ok so my gf broke up with me a couple months ago and I just want her to be happy. But her reason really made me question myself. She said that she doesn’t like how I don’t care. Like how I don’t care what people think about me. And it just confuses me because I thought that was a good thing
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    • Okay now I’m confused bc girls don’t seem to like those in guys
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    • What does this sound like? Whenever your high an start spouting random nonsense or try an tell a story although your not good a telling stories she tells you, that they feel like your kindergarten teacher, or just get told to shut up. Flinches everytime they raise their hand because her first 1/2
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    • "OMG I could never date you, you're my best friend!"
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    • So...the average male over say, 30 years old...now do one for females cuz ain't none of this stuff ever happening with a female...
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    • Had a gf like this just 3 days ago. She broke up with me cause she had a lot going on. But we talked it out and today we are back to talking, think she tried hooking her friend up with me but I wasn’t for that, and now we’re just kinda friends, it’s so weird, wish she liked me, or could just tell me
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    • Forgot about loyal to only one person
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    • I used this dandruff shampoo that smelled bad and now I smell like mint and doo doo water 😔
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    • Fuck you people with these grocery lists for things you desire in a significant other. You won't have shit cause you're a picky fuck that expects perfection. Be a human fucking being and you'll find someone, dont cookie cutter your own ass and follow guidelines from some schmuck
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    • Those are hard to find
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    • That's too soy amd you will get walked all over, probably friendzoned
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    • hey guys, i need some advice. there’s this girl that i’ve known for a while. she always knows how to make me laugh and really makes me feel wanted, like i matter- you know? and i really like her, but she’s in a relationship. should i try to wait it out or give up on her and just stay friends?
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    • It’s also okay to not have ALL of these ALL of the time as long as you are both working toward these goals
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    • And they break up with you. Never trust women ever
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    • holy shit im all of those. only read flag i have is im fucking autistic. (mild aspergers, if you libtards want something to “be offended” about, this is the wrong comment)
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    • can someone give me advise pls.. my bf grew up in a toxic family environment. mom was a whore that did drugs, dad was a man whore that sold drugs, and they both would get into heavy fights. that’s a simple background story. all my bfs exes cheated on him. only good relationships he’s had was with(1)
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    • I just wanna wake up to a good morning text
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    • My boyfriend checks off all of these. Hes the first true best friend I’ve ever had, first guy I felt saw my worth. This man does the Dirty Dancing routine with me when we go out and hypes me up when I’m anxious or insecure. Idk I just like to brag abt him cause I didn’t think men like him existed
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    • Never had one
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    • Girlfriend says I joke and tease her too much says she doesn't know when I'm serious is this a bad thing?
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    • Nobody ever talks about the good things. Just what you should avoid
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    • Yup, and she’ll still find a reason to cheat on you
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    • Team mentality. Understands that together we can achieve our goals and help each other
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    • Financially self sufficient. Most issues today come from problems with money
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    • Yeah she gives me space to be an individual when she’s ghosting me for two weeks straight. It’s amazing 😫
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    • BlueRoseRebel 5/10 not bad
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    • 2,000th like, please let this come true for me 😭
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    • Month 4 of my ex calling from different phones begging for me back when all I wanted was space. Mind you she came to my job everyday and sat in my car while I delivered.
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    • Why do people make lists with priorities and shit? Haven't had a girlfriend but is this really what it's come to?
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    • “ThAtS BoRiNg If ItS NoT ToXiC”
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    • Nice change of pace
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    • I wonder what any of those would be like....
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    • But don’t expect one person to have all these, you’ll break yourself before anyone else can
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    • And then she left me for another guy.
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    • big penis too don’t forget that
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    • Gives you space to be an individual... 100% present in all ways. Makes sense
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    • Something a woman will never do and it’s all free
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    • Bro, stfu you pussy. She isn't gonna fuck you.
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    • Just saying you can have all these and she’ll still cheat on you
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    • @me
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    • Doesnt tell you your voice makes them suicidal, doesnt micromanage your interactions with a few specific friends of hers, lets you share your opinion when asked instead of being cursed out, just a few
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    • Then she leaves you because her family is being wishy washy about moving and staying and not being able to attend the same school. Ironically she stays in the same town anyways and is coming back to the same school and you’re left torn and sad because you were 100% committed to making it work.
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    • “Gives you space” is the most underrated quality in a person
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    • When you say "hey I just fainted in the Walmart cereal aisle, wanna see my boobs?" And he asks if you're okay and if you've eaten before asking about your boobs🥺🤤😻
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    • As Bo Burnham said in that one song, "lower your expectations,"
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    • She had all but one of those. Smh
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    • Hey kids, it's your dad. Pick one or two of these things and then patiently work and becoming a better person. We are all humans and we need to have an attitude that strives for perfection and understands shortcomings.
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