'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
Lodada Lodada
8 dec 2020
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
When you finally meet your online girlfriend.
-Ahh, i see you're a me
When you finally meet your online girlfriend. -Ahh, i see you're a me
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man
= ad
Camila Morrone has a great smile!
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man = ad Camila Morrone has a great smile!
USA
\ "You're telling me
this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion?
That is physically impossible."
BEN SHAPIRO
LivingOffTheLand LivingOffTheLand
20 nov 2020
USA \ "You're telling me this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion? That is physically impossible." BEN SHAPIRO
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
history_memelord history_memelord
29 dec 2020
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and
Boxers but your in a LAV 3...
Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
gatejumper gatejumper
10 nov 2020
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and Boxers but your in a LAV 3... Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Arsene Arsene
9 oct 2020
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
dailymail.co.uk
= Daily Mail Q
His nine lives are finally up! The world's 'oldest cat' Nutmeg dies at the ripe old age of 32 - or 144 in cat years
By Daily Mail Reporter
14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
Transneptunian Transneptunian
26 sep 2020
dailymail.co.uk = Daily Mail Q His nine lives are finally up! The world's 'oldest cat' Nutmeg dies at the ripe old age of 32 - or 144 in cat years By Daily Mail Reporter 14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
probable_machine probable_machine
12 jan 2021
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
When you're so busy on your phone
..You didn't realize your son grew up
angieN1023 angieN1023
1 may
When you're so busy on your phone ..You didn't realize your son grew up
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12
Weeb: "exists"
Other weelos:
Shut
@ythoway, I'm a virgin
weebitch weebitch
23 sep 2020
Weeb: "exists" Other weelos: Shut @ythoway, I'm a virgin
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
26d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
JusT AVOIDED THIS ATTACK 20 THAT OHAN TIMes COULD ve
Before eVen INSTEAD He JUST STOOD THERE SMOOTH AND LeT IT HAPPEN... SMOOTH.
SMOOTH GOHAN, REAL SMOOTH.
SCP_013 SCP_013
26 sep 2020
JusT AVOIDED THIS ATTACK 20 THAT OHAN TIMes COULD ve Before eVen INSTEAD He JUST STOOD THERE SMOOTH AND LeT IT HAPPEN... SMOOTH. SMOOTH GOHAN, REAL SMOOTH.
hamsters when u lift their little igloo
alwyn
NiceTryAlwyn
If a giant hand came and lifted my house I'd probably react the same tbh
hamsters when u lift their little igloo alwyn NiceTryAlwyn If a giant hand came and lifted my house I'd probably react the same tbh
"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
redhead_2020 redhead_2020
25 may
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
5. Write a question, using why.
Good guestion.
5. Write a question, using why. Good guestion.
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)