let's say hypothetically that i rented a girlfriend
at
MuscleMan MuscleMan
16 sep 2020
let's say hypothetically that i rented a girlfriend at
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should
I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can
I stare at her boobs now?
@DarthBoner.iFunny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
18 sep 2020
I'm confused by this Halloween shirt. Should I still be pretending to look at her eyes or can I stare at her boobs now? @DarthBoner.iFunny
FINALLY STARTED WEARING MUCH NEEDED PRESCRIPTION GLASSES
PANDEMIC HITS AND HAS WEAR MASK THAT FOGS UP GLASSES
minorAdviceAnimals minorAdviceAnimals
1 oct 2020
FINALLY STARTED WEARING MUCH NEEDED PRESCRIPTION GLASSES PANDEMIC HITS AND HAS WEAR MASK THAT FOGS UP GLASSES
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
19 nov 2020
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Resident
Evil 3
Cosplay.
Nailed it!
Resident Evil 3 Cosplay. Nailed it!
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
_Tucker__ _Tucker__
21 nov 2020
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
blasterkeg1972 blasterkeg1972
26 feb
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex
Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition.
Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
vain_uncannedbeanss vain_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition. Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
do you have games on your phone?
FurryAccount FurryAccount
25 sep 2020
do you have games on your phone?
I'm not sure who this woman is
but apparently she knows you
orchid80 orchid80
8 apr
I'm not sure who this woman is but apparently she knows you
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing
AX
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
15 mar
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing AX I'm limited by the technology of my time.
NowThis
ago
Attention, Men:
Having a Cat Might
Ruin Your Chances
Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less
dateable," said the authors of the study.
Agreeable and open = not dateable, what
kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
ZaneKay ZaneKay
20 sep 2020
NowThis ago Attention, Men: Having a Cat Might Ruin Your Chances Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less dateable," said the authors of the study. Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the
night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
pudariferous
21 sep 2020
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never
17% of people:
memehub420 memehub420
19 may
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 17% of people:
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?"
ME:
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?" ME:
Barn owls when humans invented barns:
Oh yeah. It's all coming
Barn owls when humans invented barns: Oh yeah. It's all coming
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING
IR
Somedude2010 Somedude2010
24 sep 2020
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING IR
cay
" thought your country was really nice
What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on.
Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
24 sep 2020
cay " thought your country was really nice What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on. Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
Breaking News
LIVE Cat goes on rampage at birthday party, 19 injured, 2
I_loveyou I_loveyou
22 sep 2020
Breaking News LIVE Cat goes on rampage at birthday party, 19 injured, 2