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    • Lol nuzlocks are so funny one time this kid pulled out his fucking ratata and I pulled out my dialga with the epic time move and it did half damage
      5K 102
    • The nuzlocke hasn’t officially started until he gets pokeballs. So in other words he can still use explosion and keep playing.
      By_Cynical 18 dec
      3K 81
    • Deleting all the lewd/porn, top comment beggars, and tc unrelated to the post.
      16 8
    • I’m sure this is funny, but I dont know diddly squat about Pokémon.
      Leopard_2 18 dec
      13 7
    • Voltorb was the original jihadist Pokemon, change my mind.
      11 2
    • content not available more
      idiot 18 dec
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    • Anyone else read Prof. Bitch and then reread it multiple times before realizing it's Birch
      tcheyvoblyat 19 dec
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    • For those who are unfamiliar with this type of playthrough, all the pokemon you encounter and receive are randomized. If a pokemon faints(loses all its hp) it is considered "dead" and unusable. He chose a legendary pokemon as his starter that only knows 1 skill that causes it to instantly faint.
      Dan952 19 dec
      9 1
    • I was reading “PROF. BIRCH” as “PROF. BITCH”
      DanisThings 19 dec
      10
    • I have no idea what any of this means or why it’s funny
      8 5
    • Who else is slightly dyslexic and read that as “prof. bitch”?
      alamandr 18 dec
      7
    • For anyone that doesnt know what nuzlocke is: it is a self imposed challange in pokemon games where you can only catch the first pokemon you see on a route and if a pokemon faints it is considered dead and cant be used again. Also a randomizer just changes the locations of every pokemon in the game
      8 3
    • GARGOMON 18 dec
      9 1
    • I love watching stuff like this on YouTube. It kills time super quick
      Lube 18 dec
      7
    • Its all fun and games until camper joey pulls out arceus
      Daruto 18 dec
      7
    • Nuzlockes dont begin until you get pokeballs
      8
    • Isis
      Chuy23s 18 dec
      6
    • Is there a certain rom you can get to randomize it or what
      Brombyen 18 dec
      8 3
    • Ok Bois fuck picture comments. Like this to subscribe to PEWDIEPIE and also to win your next nuzlock
      6 1
    • Official pokemon games should have a nuzlocke mode
      MoneyShift 19 dec
      5
    • My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard and they're like you wanna trade cards. Damn right I wanna trade cards. I got Pikachu and charizard
      Niedz 19 dec
      5
    • Didn’t know megumin was a Pokémon
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    • Pupper
      TheBoundsGuy 19 dec
      5
    • Did anyone else read prof. Bitch then have to go back and do a double take?
      WyattB11 18 dec
      6
    • SlayMee 18 dec
      5
    • That is the greatest test most horrifying thing that can happen to a pokémon fan...
      DarkBladeTom 18 dec
      5
    • Honestly that's normal. All legendaries have a 90% chance to suck as starters because they have a high chance at non damaging moves
      6
    • Honestly Clamperal is the best option because of eviolite. Put that on and you are set for the entire game.
      6 4
    • Stallin 18 dec
      6
    • You've heard of elf on the shelf. Now go fuck yourself.
      4
    • I’m surprised so many people know what a nuzlocke is. I’m currently doing one on Pokemon Dark Rising and have failed for the past couple of months
      4
    • Anyone got finals tomorrow?
      4 9
    • Oh no
      Regirock 18 dec
      4
    • I ain't a pokemon nerd, I don't get it.
      5 8
    • Am I the only one that thought it said bitch for a few seconds
      4 1
    • Professor bitch is in treble
      4
    • What does this mean
      GlobalFacts 18 dec
      5
    • What’s nuzlock
      6 7
    • birdLord 18 dec
      5
    • Nuzlocks are fun only for the fact of having low level Pokemon or low tier Pokemon to become god and legendaries to suck
      5
    • Printemps 18 dec
      4
    • Hoofsies 18 dec
      8 2
    • Translation?
      4 1
    • It's all about getting the Magikarps with Hyper beam and killing legendaries in one shot
      4
    • Printemps 18 dec
      4
    • Nuzlock is basically if the pokemon dies, you cannot use it anymore. Explosion instantly kills your pokemon.
      TrashPrime 18 dec
      5 1
    • Can my dog get tc
      7
    • "This is my pokemon. It's called Grenado. He has one attack and vanishes after attacking." *it's just a hand grenade*
      3
    • Anyone else skip over the iFunny comments posts?
      amncarter77 19 dec
      3 2
    • Art is an explosion
      Zeki_Mors 19 dec
      3
    • Art... IS AN EXPLOSION
      IronicWolf 19 dec
      4
    • I’ve forgotten how to work my randomizor
      hmac13 19 dec
      3
    • Why did I read that as professor Bitch the first 2 times lol
      blueberry08 19 dec
      3 1
    • Not a lot of people have heard of Nuzlocke. I hope this post can make it a little more popular cuz Nuzlockes are awesome.
      HentaiHunter 19 dec
      4 3
    • Does anyone else wash their hands before and after using restroom?
      itzCasie 18 dec
      3 5
    • UHHH, I was scrolling through Reddit and the IFunny with a Santa hat popped up and brought me here. I'm scared
      TooothPaste 18 dec
      3
    • I don’t get it someone explain
      3 2
    • Holy shit, I havent seen PonyAssassins in years
      3
    • Professor Birch is in trouble! He needs you to release a Pokemon for him! All you have to do is send in your credit card number, the 3 digits on the back and the expiration month and date. Quickly, before it's too late!
      TRIKYNIKKY 18 dec
      4
    • What's nuzlocke
      DavidForever 18 dec
      3 2
    • Kinaku 18 dec
      3
    • By nuzlocke rules you can keep using explosion to get xp to get another move without it counting as long as you don’t have poke balls yet
      Milf 18 dec
      3 1
    • When it's 2018 and the last time you were a Pokemon nerd was 2001 so you have no idea wtf this means
      3 5
    • The nuzlocke doesn't start until you get pokeballs
      Winged_Absol 18 dec
      3
    • DerBloody 18 dec
      3
    • To everyone that doesn’t know this is played on an emulator and it’s a completely random experience like sometimes your starter could be a legendary or ou trash it all depends on rng
      KingApex 18 dec
      3 2
    • It was a trap
      iRaditz 18 dec
      3
    • GARGOMON 18 dec
      3
    • Not going to allow shit tc on this one
      3
    • I don’t get it
      I_am_Karen 18 dec
      5 3
    • Im amazed at how many people here actually know what a nuzlocke challenge is
      aLittleSlow 21 dec
      2
    • Should’ve went with the clampearl it probably knew water gun
      2
    • Ok I just woke up and I read “roof bitch is in trouble” whoops
      2
    • How can I play randomized?
      I_Am_Zoom_ 19 dec
      2 1
    • I did a randomized nuzlock once and all my starters we fucking diglet...all 3
      hey_bb 19 dec
      2 3
    • Can someone explain what’s happening
      Wolf_heart98 19 dec
      2 3
    • At first it said professor bitch, instead of professor birch
      Zplandis 19 dec
      2
    • Lmao i blocked the ifunny questions shit now i just get blocked user and mortal kombat music
      WiryZanman 19 dec
      2
    • Megumin anyone?
      Allaway_Zip 19 dec
      2 2
    • Original starters 🙌🏼
      2
    • At least his works... mine won’t even open now
      3
    • What is nuzlocke?
      d7GRIZZLY 19 dec
      2 3
    • I swear it said Prof. Bitch is in trouble.
      asstroll 19 dec
      3 1
    • nowMe 19 dec
      2
    • I thought that said professor bitch
      charliebear 19 dec
      2
    • Softlocked in the first battle
      2
    • That's why nuzlockes don't start until you get the pokedex and balls
      Koxden 19 dec
      2
    • Mixomin 19 dec
      2
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