Kitbull
$100
I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a
Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
Kitbull $100 I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
When you have too much time on your hands...
probable_machine probable_machine
8 oct 2020
When you have too much time on your hands...
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar
The guy:
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
10 nov 2020
Bartender : This is from the guy at the end of the bar The guy:
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
OfficalBreadBoy OfficalBreadBoy
24 sep 2020
1 KNOW NO ONE CARES BUT THIS IS MY DOG ROSCOE, HE TURN 11 TODAY
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
23 sep 2020
Surveillance recorded the entire process. (told courtier will be here before I left
When you accidentally see an old pic and you're happy in it and it reminds you of better times and now you sad
Tabby Tabby
18 dec 2020
When you accidentally see an old pic and you're happy in it and it reminds you of better times and now you sad
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
LaMadrina LaMadrina
24 oct 2020
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see? - This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see?
imapotato12
23 sep 2020
This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see? - This is my dog. Can we feature him so others can see?
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
Wyked Wyked
28 oct 2020
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
WW
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is WW
camille
@cam42069
Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 sep 2020
camille @cam42069 Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house:
if
__zorak__ __zorak__
24 sep 2020
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house: if
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow